These really cracked me up.
I looked at her, and replied with a stern voice.
“On Gor”, I continued, “all men are stoic and without flaws, and all women are docile slaves”
“Yes, Master”, she replied.
- Boring Numbskull of Gor, page 234
“You are defeated”, said I.
He looked at me, fury in his eyes.
“No”, said he, and stood. “You jumped. INVALID!!!!”
- Pewpewer of Gor, page 59
The tall black clad woman looked at the smith, her eyes curious and aware.
“Tal”, she said. She looked the man over, and adjusted the bow on her back as she spoke.
He ignored her, and kept hammering on the anvil.
“Tal”, she repeated, her voice louder. “I am Louisa”
“Femlaw”, said he, “you don’t exist”
- Warwench of Gor, page 666
“What weapon do you carry, warrior?”, he asked.
I drew the gladius from its sheath, and showed it to the captain.
“How long”, he asked, “is this blade?”
I paused, and looked at the blade. “59 centimeters”, I replied. It was a guess.
He frowned as he replied. “The Gorean gladius”, said he, “is 64 centimeters long”.
I looked at him, perplexed.
He flicked a switch, and bared his teeth at me, “You ignorant fool,” he snarled, “you know nothing of Gor”
My eyes went wide. I had been banned.
- Supercilious Fool of Gor, page 342
“Slave,” I said, “you will clean the bosk pens”.
“Yes, Master” said she.
“Yes,” said I, “and you will send me a notecard of it when you finish”
- Notecarding Slave of Gor, page 44
“Bring me paga, beast” I told her, and took in the curves of her body.
The blonde physician raised his hand and spoke at me. “Nay Good Sir,” he exclaimed, “thou shalt not call this poor simple wretch a beast!”
- White Knight of Gor, page 164
She crawled up on the table in front of him with the pitcher in her delicate hands. “Drink, Master?”, she asked.
He sat silent a moment, and looked at her. “Slave,” he said, “pleasure me in IM”
She shook her head.
“You,” said he, “are no slave”
IM Nutjob of Gor, page 1
“Why,” I inquired, “are you laughing?”
“Because,” she replied with a grin, “I am amused”
“Fool,” said I, “on Gor, there is no fun”
- Partypooper of Gor, page 5
“Greetings, Master”, I said, and knelt on the paved street, my thighs wide in the position of the pleasure slave.
The slave kneeling to his left spoke. “No hun, you don’t kneel like that, okay sweetie? Here, let me show you. Do you need training?”
- Know-it-all of Gor, page 39
“Buy me Master”, she cried as her small fingers trailed up my leg.
I looked down at her, and my eyes locked with hers. “No”, said I.
She looked up at me with lust and desire in her eyes.
“But Master”, she said with a honeyed voice, “I’ll cum for you on voice”
I walked away, and heard her howls of anger in the distance.
- Annoying Whore of Gor, page 271
“Fear not”, said he, “I am a RL Master”
She looked up at him, doubt in her eyes.
“Trust me,” he said, “I am a RL Master”
- Wannabe of Gor, page 36
I looked at her. “I will have you swiftly,” I said.
“No”, she shook her head, “I am restricted to my Master”
“I will have you swiftly”, I repeated.
“No,” said she, “read my profile limits”
- Princess of Gor, page 87
“You cannot punish me”, she said, and looked up at the whip.
I delivered the first strike. “Yes,” said I, “you are a slave”
“No,” she cried, “I am my Masters property! You may not punish me!”
- AAAAAAARGGGHHHH of Gor, page 198
The slave of Marius the Merchant approached me. I frowned, her features were not appealing to me.
“A drink, Master?”, she asked, and smiled.
“No,” said I, “I do not like your face. Change it, slave”
She looked down, her face saddened. “I cannot”, she replied, and looked to the side in shame, “Master”
I took the knife from my belt, and quickly slit her throat. I would pay compensation to Marius later.
- Insane Asshole of Gor, page 102
“Learn, slave”, said I, “or die”
“No,” said she, “it is fun to disobey”
- Attention Whore of Gor, page 114
“I do not much care for your attitude. I want your name and photo”, I scowled, “this is more than a game for me!”
She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face. “I am here for role play”, she said.
“No”, I scowled, “you are a slave in all ways!”
She played a giggling gesture, then a fart gesture, and walked off.
I clicked her, and read her picks. I had been added to her no-RP list.
- Delusional Lifestyler of Gor, page 75
He took the pincers, and closed them around her labia. He had done the same to her nipples, and he had been most aroused by the painful screams.
“Good thing”, he said and smiled, “that you are only a slave”
He tightened his grip, and pulled.
- Sadistic Nutjob of Gor, page 2
A slave joined the one in front of me. They hugged, giggled, and proceeded to prattle on nonsensically.
My head exploded in frustration, the red goo flowing out of the spot where my neck once was.
- Sissybissysissypooboowoo of Gor, page 99
“The 600th aphorism of the codes from bettergorean.com state,” he began.
Suddenly the air turned an electric blue. I shielded my eyes, and opened them only a few minutes later.
I looked down. The man had been struck by the blue flame of the Priest Kings.
- Onlinism of Gor, page 23
“I am better”, I said.
“No,” said he, “I am better”
I looked at him, angry. “I insist”, I replied, “that I am better”
“You,” he said, “are wrong. I am better”
“No,” I shot back, “I am better!”
He stomped his feet against the ground repeatedly. “No, me!”, he cried.
e-Penis of Gor, page 72
