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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1815 on: August 20, 2019, 11:32:38 PM »
...Izee', as a Panther Huntress, was wont to do things that only she understood.  Her Lair Leader put up with most of her undertakings...Izee' was a skilled and superior Huntress...and her hobbies were usually harmless to the Lair, although difficult to understand.  The Lair Leader was hard put to to just 'put up' when Izee' and her squad returned from a raid.   :P  The supplies and slaves were welcome...but Izee' had also brought back a HUGE CHAIR!    :o  The wooden chair had been made for a rich Torvie.  In addition to the rare woods used, it was also trimmed with silver, gold, large gems, and luxurious cushions.  The Lair Leader just shrugged, and Izee' had it placed near the central fire, where Izee' would sit at night...eating large roasted insects and drinking spring water...and joining in the conversations...and falling asleep in the chair.

However, once, when Izee' returned from a hunt...her chair was gone!!!  Her sisters explained that men had stumbled onto the Lair, and the women had fled, taking only what they could carry...and the chair was just too heavy to carry away.  The men had ransacked the Lair, and had taken the chair.  Izee' got angry...she was very fond of the chair...and followed the men's tracks back to their village.  It was a small village, and the structures were very rude, just wooden frames covered with dry grass.  Izee' spotted her chair in one of the huts, and left to summon her Allies.  Izee' had an understanding with a Tarnsman...the Lair provided his group with rare hides and raw gems they found...and the Tarnsmen gave the Panthers iron weapons, and wheels of cheese and bags of hard candies.  She explained her problem to her friend, and he agreed to help.  She climbed aboard his Tarn, sitting in front of him, and all of the Tarnsmen followed her directions to the village.   :)

When they arrived, the Tarnsmen attacked the village, and the winds caused by the wings of their birds blew all of the grass from their structures...exposing Izee's chair.  Everyone landed, and the Tarnsmen herded the villagers into a huddled group, and gathered valuables and slaves.  Izee' selected two men, who had been in the raid on the Lair, to carry her chair back to the Lair, after which they would be sold as thralls.   >:(  One of them asked Izee', "Why did you attack us?"  Izee' sniffed...and said...

"People, who live in grass houses, shouldn't stow thrones."   :P
Izee' Greyeagle
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1816 on: August 21, 2019, 03:41:25 AM »
lol

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1817 on: August 21, 2019, 03:43:52 AM »
a  bus half full of lawyers went off a cliff the only downside was it was not full

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1818 on: August 21, 2019, 06:08:29 AM »
Q: Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

A: Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1819 on: August 21, 2019, 06:00:51 PM »
heard about a new gravy it has cleaning solution mixed in so if you get some on your clothes it cleans itself off  smiles

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1820 on: August 21, 2019, 06:43:49 PM »
*Just shakes my head*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1821 on: August 21, 2019, 07:32:13 PM »
sees the head shaking and am reminded that one only needs 2 toold if it does not move and is supposed to spray it with wd40 if it isnt supposed to move but does (like say a shaking head perhaps  smiles) use duct tape to hold it in place lol  just teasing you my friend 

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1822 on: August 22, 2019, 08:05:19 AM »
Q: Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
A: I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1823 on: August 22, 2019, 05:46:44 PM »
lol  you know it is getting close to fall, the squirrels are gathering nuts, 3 of my relatives have vanished so far, I put out a notice to the squirrels on where to find the rest of them

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1824 on: August 23, 2019, 06:08:24 PM »
LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1825 on: August 24, 2019, 04:07:02 AM »
Updated report on the squirrels, they met me but had no interest though they did try to take off with my brother

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1826 on: August 24, 2019, 05:04:42 PM »
Even squirrels will not waste time with bad nuts.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1827 on: August 25, 2019, 04:09:54 AM »
lol  dont worry, I sent them to your house next

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1828 on: August 25, 2019, 02:01:24 PM »
Q: Why did the M&M go to college?
A: He wanted to be a lil Smartie
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1829 on: August 25, 2019, 04:53:53 PM »
Q: Why did the M&M go to college?
A: He wanted to be a lil Smartie

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