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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1950 on: October 18, 2019, 12:05:06 PM »
Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
A: To buy an iPatch (Aye Patch)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1951 on: October 18, 2019, 05:44:08 PM »
Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
A: To buy an iPatch (Aye Patch)

*Pokes you in the eye so you too can go buy an iPatch*   ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1952 on: October 19, 2019, 05:11:10 AM »
Two company owners are talking, one asks the other how is it that your employees are always on time every single morning. The other replies easy, 20 parking spots, 30 employees.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1953 on: October 19, 2019, 04:59:24 PM »
Heh heh heh...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1954 on: October 19, 2019, 05:04:21 PM »
a man confesses to his priest about having had an affair with an 18 yo girl. the priest tells him to squeeze 18 lrmons into a jar then drink the juice. The man says and that will remove my sin? The priest saus no but it will remove that grin from your face.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1955 on: October 20, 2019, 11:10:36 PM »
😜😜Absolute Classic!!!😜😜

```An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask you a favor ?

'Of course child, What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought for  my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I am afraid they will confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps ?

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'

"With your  face, Father, no one will question you"

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
"Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous Instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.."

Roaring with laughter, the official said,
"Go ahead, Father.
Next Please..."```
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1956 on: October 23, 2019, 05:34:03 PM »
a patient tells the doctor he is starting to forget things. The doctor says how long has this been happening? The patient says how long has what been happening?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1957 on: October 24, 2019, 05:07:21 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1958 on: October 25, 2019, 07:42:26 AM »
Yesterday, I ate at a cafe whose food was so bad you not only pray before you eat, you pray after as well inly now it is that you make it to the bathroom in time.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1959 on: October 27, 2019, 06:13:35 PM »
Been there done that!!!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1960 on: October 28, 2019, 05:46:10 AM »
A new student in class explains his father's name is laughing, his mother's name is smiling, the teacher says you are joking, the boy says no, that is my brother, I am kidding.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1961 on: October 28, 2019, 05:43:04 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1962 on: October 28, 2019, 06:02:17 PM »
my wife thought it was rude for me to yawn while she was talking, I was not yawning, I was trying to say something

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1963 on: October 29, 2019, 10:50:31 AM »
Q: Why can't a gypsy get his wife pregnant?
A: Because he has crystal balls!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1964 on: October 29, 2019, 04:47:28 PM »
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