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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2415 on: May 19, 2020, 08:49:21 AM »
 :o :o :o :o :o

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2416 on: May 19, 2020, 12:03:12 PM »
true story  when my son was about 8 we had rented 2 of the upstairs rooms to 2 sisters on day my wife, myseldlf, and ine of the sisters were downstairs talking as we had become good friends with both of them when my son comes down stairs and says we need to go up and check on the other sister as she was in her rolm and he heard her moaning, all three of us, knowing the sister in question knew what she was doing and immadiately said in unison she's fine then started laughing as she was known for using a vibrator whenever she was alone.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2418 on: May 19, 2020, 01:25:41 PM »
true story  when my son was about 8 we had rented 2 of the upstairs rooms to 2 sisters on day my wife, myseldlf, and ine of the sisters were downstairs talking as we had become good friends with both of them when my son comes down stairs and says we need to go up and check on the other sister as she was in her rolm and he heard her moaning, all three of us, knowing the sister in question knew what she was doing and immadiately said in unison she's fine then started laughing as she was known for using a vibrator whenever she was alone.

You can never be too sure about such things. I say it bore much closer investigation to lok into the matter at hand.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2419 on: May 19, 2020, 02:31:53 PM »
trust me, in her case not something any of us wanted to see lol

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2420 on: May 19, 2020, 05:36:03 PM »
SCREAMS!!!!!   :-X

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2421 on: May 19, 2020, 05:49:45 PM »
which is what we would do if we had seen it

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2422 on: May 19, 2020, 07:32:28 PM »
timmy asks his father what is beteeen his mothers legs, his father says paradise, timmy says well what is that between your legs, his father said the key to paradise, timmy said dadd you need to change the lock then because the mailman has a duplicate key

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2423 on: May 19, 2020, 09:40:02 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2424 on: May 20, 2020, 12:48:26 PM »
timmys teacher said I will ask 5 questions the 1st person to answer each question gets to go home early today. she asks who was the 1st president susan raises her hand and says george washington before timmy can even get his hand up the teacher says correct you may go home early susan she asks who was president during the civil war jimmy raises his hand and says abraham lincoln before timmy can even say a word the teacher says correct you may go home timmy makes a paper airplane and throws it at the teacher she says who threw that paper airplane timmy says I did see you later

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2425 on: May 20, 2020, 04:17:41 PM »
Not bad Timmy, just do not forget Jefferson Davis.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2426 on: May 21, 2020, 10:53:10 AM »
timmy had skipped school one day, the teacher decides to stop by his house and speak with his parents a couple days later only timmy and his grandfather are home. the geandfather sees the teacher headed toward the house and tells timmy to hide while he sorts it out with the teacher. timmy says no you should I hide as I told her the reason I missed class was to attend your funeral.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2427 on: May 21, 2020, 01:13:20 PM »
LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2428 on: May 22, 2020, 08:35:27 AM »
timmys teacher asks the class to name things that ind in tor that eat things. one student says alligator  the teacher says very good  another says predator the teacher says excellent  timmy says vibrator  the teacher a little embarassed says umm ok but they do mot ear anything timmy says my sister says hers eats batteries like crazy

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2429 on: May 22, 2020, 04:02:32 PM »
"DOH!!!!!"