kadi got this email today
>>I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me
>>your damn chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank
>>you,
>>thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me feel
>>safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
>>
>>Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can
>>remove toilet stains.
>>-
>>I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
>>-
>>I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
>>with a needle infected with AIDS.
>>-
>>I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being
>>plastic.
>>-
>>I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
>>perfume sample and rob me.
>>-
>>I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
>>Qaeda in disguise.
>>-
>>I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid
>>number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to
>>Jamaica,
>>Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
>>-
>>Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
>>forward
>>an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
>>(Geez,
>>the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!)
>>-
>>I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about
>>to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
>>-
>>I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
>>$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
>>special e-mail program.
>>
>>Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!
>>
>>I will now return the favor.
>>
>>If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
>>seconds, a large bird with diarrhoea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM
>>this
>>afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I
>>know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend
>>of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next
>>door
>>neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's
>>ex-wife's mother's beautician!
