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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1545 on: February 14, 2018, 06:01:35 PM »
Hence the reason being married should be outlawed based upon freedom of speech.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1546 on: March 18, 2018, 05:28:47 AM »
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks, "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"

The lady says, "To kill my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says, "Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1547 on: March 18, 2018, 08:44:05 AM »
So a man is walking along a beach and he comes across an old bottle that appears as if it came from the Middle East. As he wipes the sand off the bottle and opens it, a green mist comes out of the bottle and a beautiful Genie appears.

"Since you have freed me from 1,000 years of captivity, I will grant you one wish." the Genie tells the man.

"You know I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I hate flying and I get seasick. I want you to build me a bridge to Hawaii." the man responds.

The Genie pauses for a second, then responds.

"Do you realize how hard that would be? Hawaii is 3,000 miles away. Come up with something more reasonable."

"Okay," the man says, "I'm in my 40s and I've dated many women but I still don't understand them. Make me understand women."

"So," the Genie responds, "do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1548 on: March 18, 2018, 05:46:16 PM »
LOL

Without a doubt!!!!!  ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1549 on: March 30, 2018, 09:34:25 AM »
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

“Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks.

“Not really,” says Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.

“No,” she responds.

“Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?” he asks, becoming slightly exasperated.

“Nah…” she shrugs.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he persists.

She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”

“Well what WOULD you like?” John asks.

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.

Sorry,” John sighed. “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1550 on: March 30, 2018, 06:04:06 PM »
LOL

A shallow dirt nap is pretty inexpensive and rather final. Best of all... she is unable to bitch about the accommodations.

 :-X ::) ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1551 on: April 02, 2018, 07:39:01 AM »
Q: Why was Dr. Watson so smart?
A: He was Holmes Schooled
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1552 on: April 02, 2018, 07:41:57 AM »
(pic to go along with joke from above)

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1553 on: April 02, 2018, 05:34:35 PM »
 :-\
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1554 on: April 16, 2018, 10:20:05 AM »
DON'T BET ON THAT..

A man was sitting reading the newspaper when his wife hit him with a frying pan. After picking himself up from the floor, he asked her what that was all about.

“That was for the piece of paper I found in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.”

“For crying out loud, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on last week!”

The wife apologized and went back to her housework.

Three days later, the man was watching TV when his wife bashed him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

When he came to, he asked why the heck she had conked him a second time.

She replied: “Your horse just phoned.”
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1555 on: April 16, 2018, 11:01:23 AM »
...Ragnar takes Rick Bulow on a blackwine tasting trip... ::)

https://youtu.be/fVDOB9mby_w
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1556 on: April 16, 2018, 12:24:42 PM »
Ragnar takes Medi to task on her singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NdDgG7cWBU

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1557 on: April 16, 2018, 05:50:27 PM »
 ;D ::) 8) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1558 on: April 17, 2018, 01:57:12 PM »
Hippopotamus, New York..

A woman called to make reservations "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"

"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer.

After some searching, the agent came back with "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere."

The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered.

"You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal" was the reply
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1559 on: April 17, 2018, 02:33:29 PM »
...Izee' sends Aslaug and Tiveri to Ricks Wagon...and they sing this...over and over again... ::)

https://youtu.be/XAvStF3ZrIg
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