a little laugh :-)

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The barkeep says to chauncy, I see you are off to dinner at home. Chauncy says what makes you say that? The keep says the fact that your wife just came in carrying a rolling pin and is right behind you.

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Chauncy's wife is starting a new diet and is making her shopping list consisting of lettuce, celery, carrots, cucumbers, and tomatoes she says now what else do I need. Chauncy says a rabbit to eat the other items you listed.

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Chauncy told his wife her tacos tasted so much like they came from mexico that he could taste a sombrero in them. He is now in the er having a cooking pot removed from his head.

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Chauncy's wife says she found a new recipie for vegan burgers no meat in them at all. He says and how is that different from your other burgers?

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Sean reads a review about the pub to the barkeep. It said a quaint yet cozy pub just avoid the bloke named chauncy unless you want to buy him pints all night.

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The people at the pub were debating what the greatest urban myth is. Sean said I know one no one would believe, there is a rumor the chauncy once bought a round at a pub.

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Chauncy's wife says she just spoke with her mum but she seemed irritated. Chauncy says not to worry, she probably just fell off her broom last night.

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The constable takes chauncy to jail. The sergeant asks what he is in for. The constable says disturbing the peace by singing loudly in the street. The sergeant says that does not sound too bad. The constable replies yes but it was in front of your house waking up your wife and kids. The sergeant says lock him up.

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The constable arrested chauncy for drunk and disorderly as he had been in a fight at the pub. The constable is reading the report to the sergeant and says the fight started when chauncy called his opponent in a pool game a cheating rat. Chauncy says if you are going to arrest me please get it right, I called him a ferret faced cheat not a rat.

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Chauncy complains to the doctor that everytime he sees him, he tells him to stop drinking. The doctor says so perhaps you should do something about it. Chauncy says I will, I am switching doctors.

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Chauncy's wife comes home and says she is tired of seeing him laying on the couch every day when she comes home from work. Chauncy says where would you prefer to see me laying?

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Chauncy's mother in law arrives to pick up her daughter for dinner. Chauncy tells his wife her mum is there. She tells him to chat with her mum for a moment until she is ready to go. Chauncy says to her mum so I see your latest diet attempt failed. His wife says never mind I am here.

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Chauncy asks his wife if they should dine al freco and be fancy. She says she would love to. He says great there is a food truck around the corner we can get dinner and eat as we walk home.

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Chauncy's wife says she is making one of her mum's secret recipies for dinner. As they sit down to eat, she asks what he thinks of the food. He says your mum should have kept this a secret.

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As the constable is hauling chauncy off to the jail, he says you should know attempting to bribe an officer is a crime and besides I do not take I O Us