a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

Saw this on FB and thought of RAGNAR

[RAGNAR]

Saw this on FB and thought of RAGNAR

LOL

RAWWWWWWWWWR...!!!!!

[kiahMTC]

[RickBulow74]

[RAGNAR]

Egawds...

Shoot the Occifer.

[RickBulow74]

RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[RickBulow74]

Quitting Drugs
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday.
"On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor.I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this:
o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
"This is your anus before prison.................."

[RAGNAR]

LOL 

[RickBulow74]

[Medi]

...Lancer and Izee' at a 'Parent/Teacher conference when Tristan was still a child...

https://youtu.be/jEItBM1dc9o

[RickBulow74]

Q. How can you tell the blonde waitress is having a bad day?

A. Her tampon is stuck behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

[RAGNAR]

Egawds...

[Medi]

...Some people have WAY too much time on their hands....*G*

https://youtu.be/qAKCYDhRXDk

[RAGNAR]