half true..lol
Ive been down with a sinus infection..cold, cough..spitting and gagging..all the neat stuff..yummy..-gag-
since my night out on the river over labor day weekend for the WEBN fireworks..
been taking what the Dr prescribed but cant seen to shake the cough yet.
so nothing better to do than watch the hot guy from supernatural..
it makes me feel a little better!
so why I missed my football picks last week..hopped up on antibiotics..lol
and I only missed 2 and half days work..-beams- I could have milked it for more..lol
*Pulls on my white lab coat and hangs my stethescope around my neck.*
Dr Rags prescribes 24 hours in bed with the man or your dreams as your sex slave for nonstop tear down the walls sex. Then a hot steaming bubblebath watching a large 52" flat screen TV of season 4 of the Supernaturals.
Then retire to bed on clean warm satin sheets and electric blanket set on warm just to prevent chills. Then six hours of sports channels to enable you to intelligently make your week three picks.
During this time, food, and drink though light... to be served by chippendale guys.
A cup of hot tea with a shot of Old Stag bourbon every two hours.
Computer time for three hours each evening on a new laptop so you need not leave the comfort of your bed.
One week off work with pay, not counting against vacation time.
If no improvement in one weeks time... Buddha will be called to your home to conduct his own special bondage and spanking healing methods mixed with his own unique zen practises.
If this is not effective, then we just dig a hole, dump your ass into it and fill it in and call it a done deal. Ram a bengal colored headstone at the head of the thing inscribed with
"Here lies a Bengal fan, only God knows why."
