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Going to give this a try on Front Stage Section .....borrowing the idea from the Medieval Section.....hope it catches on here as it can be a lot of fun and plenty of laughs. ;)
Simple really.....I will begin with 5 words.....next poster adds a maximum of 5 words to the last post, writing a progressive story. Need to keep in mind this is a g-rated Section. have fun!!
Once upon a time, there....
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Once upon a time, there....
was a alien and goat...
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who were the gravest enemies
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one day while walking in....
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the forest, alien and goat
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came upon a strange mushroom
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that looked rather magical. Alien....
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said, "MMm.. Let's try it!"
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The goat looking sheepish said....
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"I don't know... remember Alice..."
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Alien said "Don't worry! Try...."
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"and fit it all in.."
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"your desk along with your..."
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.....work assignments, which were due......
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yesterday. Hide it quickly before....
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the supervisor comes back from....
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"milking his cat, LOOK OUT!"
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Alien coughed then, and cleared
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off the desk with his
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massive tongue, the mushroom flew
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out the window, and across.....
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the highway on it's way
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to a spaceship which was......
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made of a swiss cheese...
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and huge dill pickles chips....
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with odd little sesame seeds.
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He made a sandwich and......
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and shared it with Pollypocket...
~lol~
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Pollypocket took a bite and......
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her taste-buds exploded, causing the
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dill pickles and swiss cheese...
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to shoot from her nose
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She let out a shrill...
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yodel, and started to run
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but her High heels flew..
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off her feet and onto
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the rings around Saturn,then
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she fell on her bottom
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dusted herself off, and began
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singing "Fly me to the...
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moon and beyond the stars...
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and up, up and away....
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to Never-Never-land I pray.
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first star to the right...
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of Sunset and Highland Blvd...
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is Hollywood High School and...
(really!)
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a really wacky place to....
~laughs @ Eiluna~ okay, okay...we believe ye!
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try and meet some celebrities...
(*blushes and laughs*)
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Which is what Eiluna attempted... *lol*
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*LOL*
Alas, private schools are where
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a place Tris lurks when
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looking for schoolgirls in uniforms
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, waiting to ask them where
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their best studying takes place. :D
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Their answers were not what...
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were in his best interest....
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but did sound most appealing!! ;)
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But then the moment passed....
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and heading up Sunset Strip
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they forgot to put the
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special tour sign for Eiluna... *lol*
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*LOL*
... saying "MAPS TO STAR'S HOMES"
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, so she had to walk....
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back down Sunset strip,following...
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everyone's footsteps so she wouldn't.........
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miss a single place on
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..the way home, but unfotunately...
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out of the blue came...
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.. a screaming angry clown on...
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top of a tiny car...
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waving his hands erratically, and.....
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singing christmas songs very loudly.
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Strange it being in August,
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in any place but Hollywood
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, going to a birthday party
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but forgot to bring a present
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so, he rushed to Walmart........(hey, what can I say, I am cheeeeaappp!!)
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and bought a roasted chicken
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and a large Caesar salad.
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but forgot plates and forks
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but was too tired to...
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make another trip to Walmart
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so he washed his hands.......
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and brushed his one tooth..
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.. with a stiff, dead lizard.
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which made his breath stink...
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and his toes curl up.
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and his hair stand up
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on his backside...
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, Well with that done he..
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headed back out
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onto the balcony, where he
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Could look out over the city
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...only to see Godzilla, stomping...
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and swinging wildly at Mothra..
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as she flies over the...
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City, Her two twins singing...
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happy birthday to you...who?
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it's Megger's birthday, that's who! :-*
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yes!!!..tomorrow...
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let's surprise her by going ...
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hmmmm...grins...but says to the bakeshop
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And buying her a cake!
(http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/14.gif)
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Off to the party shop...
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for her fav TOY....
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to the sex toy store
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but she couldnt decide which....
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aisle to walk down
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to the battery operated devices...
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and started turning them on
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they started vibrating all over
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so she tried to hide
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but it was too late..
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they tumbled off the shelf ...
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As she tried to catch them all..
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one slipped into her
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wide open mouth, :o as she...
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gasped aloud as they fell
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on the blow up doll...
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pffffffffffffff..the doll started flying ..
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into the sex swing display...
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causing the whole shelf full
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of crotchless edible panties to...
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hit candle and burnt everything
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in the video section, except...
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the sprinklers ruined everything
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all but for the ....
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Latest copy of Moose Knuckle's Illustrated
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which was safely stored away...
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under Easy's mattress, along with...
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things for Meg to pick up
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to donate to the church...
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To distribute to the needy...
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.....at Christmastime, when Santa comes.....
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but once a year,soooooooo...
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he has a swollen sack
(sorry).
(again).
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he just needed to release.. *sniggers*
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a really satisfying load of
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dirty...
sticky...
wet...
stinky...
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dirty diapers from
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all the baby elves, unfortunately
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he was too tired from...
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Trying to feed them all
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at once, with his amazing
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Recipes he had created
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One dark and dreary night
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since he couldnt sleep
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From all the noise next door
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from apparently a huge party
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That ER was not invited to
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he started throwing rocks
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And broke the neighbors window
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and felt very bad
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but wouldnt offer to pay for it.
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so he send Meg over
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But they were not at home
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so she looked in window
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and couldnt see anyone
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so she went in
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And looked around
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and picked up the rock
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and threw it through ER's window
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hitting his moose knuckles, when...
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he jumped up to see
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and tripped and fell...
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To help him up
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she walked away
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she slips away
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to watch Steelers game alone
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woohoo Go Steelers..
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but the Titans WIN!!!
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after cheating
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But keep the Trophy
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and hides it
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in the Ohio State Stadium........GO BUCKS!!
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GO BUCKS..
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*S* @ ~Meg~
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Thumbs up Tanya
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lol...yall dreaming
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then we all woke up
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"Huh? What? Where am I?
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in Orlando?
??? in Disney World ???
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talking to Mickey and Minnie
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but whers Donald..looks
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he's in the castle with Sleeping.....
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Beauty...searching for Grumpy
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and Dopey
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but their being so small
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they hid under Cinderella's dress...
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checking out the
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the glass slippers.
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laughs at her toes
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because she has webbed feet...
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and spider toes
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so they run out castle
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hopping and skipping
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Singing Its a Small World
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this one is a hard one ER...
after all
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till they see Goofy
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and pluto
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and take them to dinner
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at McDonalds..
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and dern theres Ronald
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and the gang
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wif sacks of BigMacs
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and fries
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and lots of ketchup
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and salt..
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and chocolat shakes
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with chunks of chocolate
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and colored candy sprinkles
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all over it
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with whipped creme dripping
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and a cherry on top.
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and 5 spoons to share
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And afterwards, there's the playing....
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But Sleepie keeps nodding off
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and Droopy keeps wandering off...
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and Dopey dont know where
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and grumpy keep going off.
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Finally,someone finds them all...
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under the covers, playing with
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each others toes and fingers..
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Until they found it was
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more exciting to play with...
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the more interesting bits, uncovered
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and covered in crushed ice.
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It was chilly on their
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noses and fingers ,but
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they survived the frostbite, and.....
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Went on playing
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with the parts that remained.
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. , they had lots of fun!
(That line over the dot was supposed to be striking out Prae's period, and adding a comma... didn't work right though...*L*)
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till all the ice melted
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you struck out m'what, Eiluna? ~chuckling, thinking I did nae even know I had that type of function~
and the ice cream was
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turning into a soupy mess
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that looked pretty good with....
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pickles and ants added..
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~adds a word since Mut came up short ~chuckling~
(to) complete the recipe. Meanwhile, the...
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-bite Praes leg just because...-
ship begins to overheat and
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make groaning noises, belching smoke
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As water begins to pour
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on Mut's head, quieting the..
~lol~
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everyone around watching it
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and cheering for them
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For the Titans to Win
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no no dont ya mean Steelers
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hmm...they still play?
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uh huh..and play very might
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well be confusing, just as....
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EVERYONE FORGOT STEELERS?....BASEBALL?
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*blank look* Steelers? Are you in the Steelworkers Union?
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bloody ell! get back on the story..BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Steelers..
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But meanwhile, back in the....
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back to Disney World
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to find some dwarfs
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and take them to lunch
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beside the teapcup ride
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where Polly's looking for a
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Minnie Mouse hat with bow...
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and a mickey umbrella
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...so she wouldn't get so...
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wet if the rain begins
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She is delighted to find..
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the sun has came out
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....and she put the umbrella
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In a safe place
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behind the old oak tree....
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then covered it with wet..
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spaghetti and moldly ole meatballs...
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then slowly licked the sauce
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but it needed some cheese
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but all she could find
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was toaster nubbins from ages...
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ago, where the wood nymphs
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spread them hoping to attract...........
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fairies to capture for
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dance partners in the annual
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Dance till you drop contest
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Everyone must take a number..
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to pick their song
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and just keep dancing until...
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Until the morning
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Then, and only then, can............
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will the last pair
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uuuuh..right.
of shoes to be offered
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fit anyone left dancing
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anyone left dancing
will be thrown into the
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final dance song to decide
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who will win the trophy.
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and leave the champions ...but
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champions must take all dancers..........
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BUT NONE ARE LEFT
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....as the rules rapidly changed
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the faires leave upset
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and Easy and Meg find...~chuckles~
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they are the Dance Champions
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Not the typical dance champions!
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But ones who like to...
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dance like Shakira on speed.
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dancing "these hips don't lie"
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Easy cant shake his old ....
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bones like he used to.....
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but he tries very hard...
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but eventually he admits that..........
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he cant dance
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as well as those others...
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who can boogie ALL night.
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Since that sounded too tiring....
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:'( *cries*......I am having a hard time following this story..........
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Dont feel bad Polly...So am I...lol
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;D I read 3 pages and got confused
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Easy makes everything confusing!!! *smacks him hard*
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ok...back to the story at hand....last post was Praegorn's:
Since that sounded too tiring....
continues.....
the champions treated all to....
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cookies and milk they could
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they could dunk & stuff into ...
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their glasses until the milk
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got all chocolatey from crumbs....
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so they drank it all
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and started to see little...
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cheeseheads and dill pickles running
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merrily through their addled brains.
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From Mushrooms in the milk...
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towards the homemade apple pie
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but was really wanting
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chocolate covered anchovies & olives
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dipped in sugary sweet
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syrup, and starts hollering FOOD.....
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fight," but picked his nose...
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and found a big
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big monarch butterfly migrating there
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but it flew away to
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the magic kingdom of Disney...~lol~
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and got lost on dumbo's
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tea cup ride with
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the pirates of the caribbean...
- trying to visualize dumbo on the tea cup ride -
(just go with it jax...just go with it...try to remember it was a post from easy)
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hey it really is dumbos tea cup ride...I think...anyways...lol
But they find their ship
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20,000 leagues under the sea...
(easy, if dumbo's tea ride works in your "special world"...it's all good ::))
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and spy a sea monster
ok..im going to disenyworld.com...check this out...lol
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http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdw/parks/attractionDetail?id=DumbotheFlyingElephantAttractionPage (http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdw/parks/attractionDetail?id=DumbotheFlyingElephantAttractionPage)
Ther it is..Dumbo the Flying Tea cup...grins
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swimming fast in the porthole
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easy! stop messin up the bloody story! *smack smack*
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so it wasn't just me seeing that? ~chuckles~
let's see...starting the story anew and with...5 words like it says!
Our new story begins here.....
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Brat has bad breath because
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she brushed her teeth like...
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f156/jesbryn/mousewithtoothbrush.gif)
- hey easy...
i know that dumbo flies...he just doesn't fit in the tea cups, smarty pants :P -
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but she takes hers out
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& soaks them in the toilet
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and flushes em down
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5 words....it's 5 words....1, 2, 3, 4, 5! ~chuckles~
the drain where the water
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runs outta the tub
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getting caught in the trap
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with all the hair from
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where she has shaved her
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back and butt and ummm
thats 5 words..right Prae?*L*
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but wonders where the red
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the red marks came from
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the briar patch she fell
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she had stems & branches ...
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and the thorns stuck everywhere
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that could be stuck in.
yes Brat...it was 5 words. ~chuckles~
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So she fashioned some tweezers
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outta green hickory twigs to
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poke him mischieviously, trying to
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get him to help remove
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his wallet so she could
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blow his wad on her
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POLLY..I HAD NOTHING ,,,I REPEAT,NOTHING to do with THAT post...!!!!
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~ laughing, then trying to salvage this thread~
jewelry, as she longed for
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one very huge diamond in
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the store where she saw
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him looking in the dispaly
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and watched as he motioned..
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for her to come close...
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she gasped as he showed ...
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what he had hidden in
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a bowl of chili he...
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he hugged her and told
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her those 3 little words....
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i wuvyou
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awww I wuv you tooooo *L*
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he haw..hugggggggggggs da Brat
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*ahem*
Back on track..
'get em out' he breathed
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being the pervert he is...
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so she produced a boiled
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egg and head of cabbage...
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'so that's where the smell
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a love fest around a bowl of chili, a boiled egg & a head of cabbage...isn't love grand???
-hugglies all around-
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/TamaraNoor/hearts.gif)
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and a bottle of wine
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glasses for 2 and cheese...
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in a can for afters
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along w/ pepto bismol, room deodorizer ...
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garbage bags and paper napkins
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so they laid out this
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big bearskin rug and lit
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a candle and sipped at
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wine from each others shoes
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until the smell overcame both
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and they collapsed in each
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arms on the bear skin
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rug, farting a merry tune.
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Back in normal civilization, one...
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lonely orphan made his way
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to a quaint lil town
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Called 'hope springs eternal', it
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was very bright and smelled
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of warm cookie dough and
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cinnamon buns fresh from the
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ovens of the friendly, smiling
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baker and his wife asked
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how many for dinner?
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Licking her lips as she
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sucks the warm frosting from
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*is not posting because he fears polly's ban stick*
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off the cianamon rolls
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the wife looked at the
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licked off cimmon rolls
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and iced them again
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5 words....five. 5! F-I-V-E One-two-three-four-FIVE! ~chuckling~ sheesh....
Meanwhile, in a quiet place....
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she sat drinking her coffee
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, watching the man at the
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counter tasting the rolls
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licking her lips and thinking...
[**side note to Praegorn (i) "Subject: Progressive Story..maximum 5 words" (does NOT mean you MUST use 5 words...LOL and, (ii) stop picking on the girls...the boys don't always use 5 words! :P]
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what frosting might taste like...
I counted Prae! tis 5 *sticks tongue out* :P
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I wasn't just picking on girls..I"m an equal opportunity picker! ~nods lots~
if it was covered with
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praegorn's finger prints and his
-counting- 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5! i'm all accounted for! ;)
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his special cake seasonings of....
hey..how am I involved here....I'm just an innocent visiting poster! ;)
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*is not posting because he fears polly's ban stick*
don't be a spoil sport........ :P....Polly only removes what is not appropriate for g-rated boards.....and.....sends IM messages to inform....(to prevent embarrassment)....
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sugar...cinnamon...icing and
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and candy toppings
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and carmel syrup dripping
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equals one very icky sticky...
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but very good goooey
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sexy,fun, romping good time!
*counts the words before I hit submit*
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as doo comes in to find
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that Easy ran off with
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all the sweet things from
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the coffee shop and other
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souvenirs, leaving doo with just....
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the aroma of all the
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sticky buns he used to
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sit on Brat with, just
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so she wouldn't want to....
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chase after Tris, to make..~lol~
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Prae jealous yet again, because....
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ha....ha...ha. ~laughs~
that's how Tris fancied he'd.....
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get the attention he loves..
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which mainly came from Eiluna....~chuckling~
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and, oddly enough, from Prae!
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Eiluna mumbed, while dreaming deeply....
~chuckling~
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about naughty things she
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could do to Prae & Tris...\
haha..hope Prae doesnt count "&" as a word*
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whilst doo and brat watched
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everyone play Halo 3 on
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on there own personal
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scratched up machines, where the
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plays where tough to
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manage and eventually it wasn't
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fun to play the game
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so they turned off halo
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and just sat looking at
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the dog scratching it's fleas
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and thumping the floor hard
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with her short tail
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and found them selves bored
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with nothing to do but
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play spin the bottle, just
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as they began playing,the..
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the lights went out and...
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basement door creaked open and...
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in ran three screaming gnomes
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garden tools in hand and..
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little booties with bells on
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and diapers with elmo on
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looking like a little parade..
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right through the living room!
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into the kitchen looking
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for some snacks to be
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eaten quickly and for drinks
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to wash them down with.
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good Old Kentucky Bourbon
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was in a lower cabinet
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the bottle only half filled
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they finished the bottle
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then searched for a second
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and called Easy in NY
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for him to join them.
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with the Best Bourbon
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that he could bring
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along with fried fish eggs
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and dill pickle juice.
*watches Prae go mad ,counting*
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Looking ahead to dinner, she.....
~snickers at Mut~ ye wish ye could watch!
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WASHED HER BEST PAPER PLATES
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,and removed the cobwebs from...
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Prae's lucky underwear drawer...
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looking for his best boxers
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ha..ha...ha! ~lol~
that nearly always guaranteed him....
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stares from the gals watching
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to see what he'd do!
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True to nature he was...
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a well behaved gentleman, and...
;D
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lying through his gritted teeth
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threw his best boxers to
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the end table but they
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landed in the dip instead
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so he jumped over the bed..
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and grabbed a new pair....
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boxer to wear to his
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dr's appointment to check out
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his equipment one last time...
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before he let them see...
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how one little pill made..
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life so hard and cruel
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((no pun on hard,eh?.*L*))
now that he had more
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not from me Tris! im innocent and sweet.. ;D
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vigor, he couldn't wait to...
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show off his equipment to.. :o
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all the others at the
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his weekly canasta get together
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but he forgot the cards
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and had to come up with
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some other fun game to
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entertain everyone with while he
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went for a new pair
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of socks and tidy whiteys
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so he pushed Bratty into...
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the bathtub which was filled
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with wonderful bubbles and floating
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yellow rubber ducky's
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Grabs one and squeaks it.
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More rubber duckys bobbing nearby... (http://bestsmileys.com/bath/4.gif)
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she grabs the one with long
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beak and made quacking noises....
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That made her want to
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have some soup with some
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fishy crackers and extra cheese
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, much to the delight of....
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duckie, who loves soup baths
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/promised2be/duckie.jpg)
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and Polly, who loves quacking!
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but hates chicken noodle soup
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4/NYC3xTWIM/duckies.jpg)
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but loves soft marshmellow peeps!
cute pic that one...
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always bites the head off
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hmm..
the peeps, just like the....
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cat Eiluna had used to...
(really, my cat used to eat the heads off the peeps when they were hidden!)
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chase the paper boy with
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who she found stealing the
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marshmallow peeps and delivering them
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to the pizza delivery boy!
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I'll take a pepperoni pizza
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said Bratty, wanting more than...
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a pepperoni pizza,she also
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wanted a hot, steaming length
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*pleads the 5th*
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cinnamon twist for her sweet....
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saved by Prae!!
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cat who never gets enough
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petting and stroking from
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LDD who really doesn't like
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cats,but deals with it
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much like he deals with
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fuzzy, purring sometimes sweet lil
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Easy, who LDD often mistakes ....
~lol~
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from the so sexi Meg...
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but isn't particular when he...
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has been drinking too much
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Which Easy seldom does so
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all the girls look prettier
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even if some of them
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are ugly as sin
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after a six pack and
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and a dozen tacos
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followed by chocolate covered grasshoppers
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but needs soem whipped creame
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, chopped nuts and candied cherries
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and definitely a "barf" bag....... :P :P :P
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to make room for some...
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dill pickles and bacon sammiches
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bratty...that penguin rocks!!! ;D...he's so cute!!
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before its time for nap
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he dreams of spidey dancing...
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x44/Tiannalicious/171.gif)
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The sexiest dance he ever
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saw,NEXT to the penguin..
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so hot the ice melts
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and they both fall into
**loves that penguin...wants to dance like that penguin...wants to dance WITH that penguin...suppose the fragrance of Amarige will lure the penguin? ~dabbing a lil behind pulse areas, just in case~**
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the water, and penguin saves........
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spidey and they both dance
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the "Spidyguin", the newest dance
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craze to sweep the nation!
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Jax pays dearly for lessons.......
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and Brat shows up to
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teach jax, her #1 fan,
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how to dance while wearing.....
-
nuttin but a smile ;D
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which made doo's eyes big
-
so he blinked rapidly
-
in beat wif Brats bouncing
-
toes among other things
-
with her bright red
-
boa around her neck she..
-
blushed to match the boa
-
and tried to cover her
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*reads intently.. crosses legs.. feels a little flushed*
umm.. do carry on...
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blushing cheeks*face* with her boa
(http://www.craftycritter.com/images/cat-2-1498-16937.gif)
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Polly,,,I just want you to know..Doo wanted to really put something rotten and nawdy but he wont..but I'll clue ya in..imagine him if he was watching me eat noodles!
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which had dropped and was
-
laying at her feet...
-
which made LDD
-
Polly,,,I just want you to know..Doo wanted to really put something rotten and nawdy but he wont..but I'll clue ya in..imagine him if he was watching me eat noodles!
*laughs as can just imagine.....but gives a sigh of relief Doo kept the thread clean*
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eyes bug out and jaw drop
-
making him look sooooo
gay....unsexy.
-
>:(
-
he never looks unsexy..
gay,ummmm
-
lol..tats just your opinion ...Brat.. ::)
-
he never looks unsexy..gay,ummmm
meh....this is just a fairly tale...I know how handsome the dude REALLY is......now....where were we?...hmmmm.... ???
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brat was dancing and doo
-
was grinning widely
-
but stopped for lunch of
-
special Spidey vitamins and
-
home-made trifle with lots of........
-
blood pudding and head cheese
-
after which he fell asleep.
-
dreaming of his lov brat
-
and new costumes
-
to wear while trick or....
-
treating the other fairies
-
So ,she tries on her costume..(http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/2953052.JPG)
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and everyone checks her figure
-
which adds to ten
-
candy bars, and a lot
-
of empty candy wrappers
-
and that makes her sad
-
however; as usual, Doo rescues
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wif fresh stockings and fresh
-
peaches that are sweet and
-
delicious and served with cream
-
....maybe poured over a
-
slices of fresh pound cake
-
licks her lips,thinking of..
-
eating the whole thing
-
and saving none of it...
-
not wanting to share her
-
slices with anyone at all!
-
she cant share the creamy
-
cas she gets all doo
-
Meanwhile, back at the farm...
-
Meanwhile, back at the farm...
piglets were rolling in mud..... :o
-
then jumping into barrels full
-
of accumulated cool rain water ........
-
making us laugh while watching
-
there shiny backs rolling
-
in the grass to dry
-
like young colts will do
-
when their backs are itchy
-
.....after rolling, they began bucking
-
and kicking up their heels
-
as they pranced around the corral
-
waitin for polly to
-
*WAIT!..goes back a page...OHHHHHHHHHH,Thought we were still talkin bout me and LDD...Shush ya mouff ER
call all the piggies home.
-
ahhh..really
"bratty and doo roll in muddy"
-
makin one big huge mess
-
but fun to watch em
-
and thinking evil thoughts
-
and hoping polly isnt lookin
-
bc if she was she
-
she would boot ER's rear
-
*LMBO*.......she would boot ER's rear...
Polly sees :o and gets her......
-
hipwaiters on to get ready...
-
to haul them both out. ;)
-
to take to the showers
-
so they can wash off
-
ER's evil thoughts..
-
hmm..thought they just naughty
-
naughty and evil thoughs.
-
Is what ER has
-
running thru his evil mind
-
dreaming bout lil meg in
-
flannels with curlers and facial mask
-
but ohh so sexi in his
-
thong and his toupe..
-
wating fo meg to
-
strip him of his toupe
-
and teach him how to
-
pleaz her like no other
-
so they can live....
-
Happily ever after!
-
cept someone else is
-
watching from the shadows
-
its one of Brats many pets....lol
-
just watching out the window
-
to see what she will
-
be cooking for dinner
-
this cool approaching Fall night.
-
feeling the cool breeze..
-
blowing through her hair...
-
which is wet from washing
-
it with the dishes before...
-
doing the dishes...
-
for her delious dinner
-
where she burnt everything
-
So they called Pizza Hut
-
and ordered a supreme
-
with extra cheese and
-
yucky anchovies
-
did ya say pizza hut???*looks at LDD*
but she picks the anchovies
-
and eats them herself..
-
even the heads and tails
-
oh no..that is gross
-
but she ate them all
-
with lots of hot sauce
-
and crunched the lil fishheads
-
then ate the pizza
-
and crunched the hard crust
-
not knowing it was stuffed
-
all kind of cheese
-
dripping down her chin
-
and on her shoes
-
and around her toes
-
she wiggles her toes and
-
and the cheese ozzzzed out
-
which was a digusting sight
-
but made her tummy growl.
-
so she sukked her toes
-
got every last drop of cheese
-
and now has a hankering
-
for more cheese
-
while she paints her toenails
-
with the cheese
-
and bacon bits
-
on bread
-
and then looked for cake
-
and ice cream
-
wit whipped cream and a
-
cherry on top
-
and chopped nuts all over
-
handing her a spoon
-
to eat all she wanted
-
and she ate it all gone
-
and still wanted more
-
Ice Cream
-
and nuts wif
-
caramel glaze
-
then wants something salty
\
-
she ate the salty nuts
-
then needed a good drink of
-
Ice Water
-
with twist of fresh lemon
-
and a dab of sugar
-
and 4 ants with honey
-
and few spiders
-
and a kitkat bar
-
with extra crunch
-
just a dash of molasses
-
and honey
-
still in the comb to
-
benefit from the bee pollen
-
and make everything sticky
-
and gooey
-
Just the way He likes
-
then fell fast asleep
-
in her warm arms
-
and slept for hours
-
so content to be there
-
she awoke from a noise
-
he was snoring so loud
-
stuck a clothes pin on their nose
-
and went back to sleep
-
and slept for hours
-
tll he had pp
-
and low and behold he
-
he was hmm pointed wrong
-
he went in the wrong room
-
while looking for the
-
restroom he
-
needed to use so bad
-
was running around the house
-
madly in search of
-
a empty bucket for
-
the rest of her icecream
-
with ants and honey
-
so she could save them
-
for later..after she finished
-
changing and cleaning the beds
-
and using the restroom
-
and looking for breakfast
-
looking for bacon and eggs
-
and biscuits and sausage gravy
-
with a side of toast...
-
with homemade jelly and butter
-
and almost forgets her cup
-
and clean plate and napkin
-
that she use to wash
-
the gravy off her chin
-
*laffin*.good one ER...
and waiting for more gravy..
-
cas she lovs it so
-
she just cant get enough
-
especallay when fesh and warm
-
and so much if it
-
so thick and creamy
-
and so very tasty
-
that she over fills her
-
*fans self*
-
hush brat,,,its megs
-
keep fanning yourself Brat its yours..lol
-
reports meg ...grins...u had 7
"Progressive Story..maximun 5 words...."
back to the story
as the gals look for
-
Doo, he was hiding behind
-
1.Brat
2.as
3.she
4.fans
5.herself....LOL
-
grins..so in my face there huh...lol
cas she gets hot flashes
-
because she is past the
-
fanning stage.
-
so she has easy fan
-
because she is extremely warm
-
even if she is completely
-
undressed all but shoes & socks...LOL
-
which she would never remove....
-
cause her feet might get cold
-
and turn blue like her...
-
and Doo wouldnt like that
-
hands her sockies to wear
-
so she has on 2 pair...
-
poor Doo now he cant
-
suk on them Brattie toes
-
so else where's they goes
-
said the peeker who watched.
-
didnt see a thing..
-
, said Meg, the peeker, as....
-
she sees Praegorn peeking too
-
makes you a peekin Meg and apeekin Preg
-
wow, guess everyone is peeking
-
and not covering their
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not covering their eyes
-
and covering their eyes not
-
see what the Brat and Doo is
-
gonna do about everyone peeking
-
Doo runs over and shuts
-
the blinds and returns to
-
Bratty playing wiff her
-
special little fuzzy play toy.....
-
till its fuzzies fall out
-
and falls in her drink
-
so Bratty dumps her drink
-
and looks at doo for
-
another one
-
Doo runs to the bar
-
climbs up and Chicken Dances
-
till he slips and
-
Falls, right on top of Brat.
-
and he enjoyed it there
-
and Bratty is running around
-
and easy swatted her as
-
ran by him trying to
-
trying to get away from him
-
and he grabbed meg
-
Easy comes to her rescue
-
holding to her tight too
-
that she looses her breath
-
and turns blue..
-
And then Easy revives her
-
then drops her to the floor.
-
And she comes too with
-
a funny look in her eye
-
asking , who cut the cheese?
-
Meg runs away from the
-
craziest boy that she has
-
has smelt sooo bad in
-
her life, that her glass eye...
* praegorn i know i'm one word over the limit...sorry :-\
-
fell out and rolled out
-
and across the floor...
-
bumping into bratty's wooden leg
-
and Polly's hook hand
-
as they both struggle to
-
find Polly's black Jelly Beans
-
cept all left is red
-
'cause they hiden on right
-
under the old rug
-
right where Megs eye rolled
-
Twas a jellybean seeking eye.
-
And they found each other
-
all was right inda world
-
with the jellybeans and the glass
-
but meg grabbed jellybean to
-
hide them from Polly
-
and grabs her eye
-
teeth, hidden beneath the pillow....
-
and decides to eat the
-
she ate the eye thinkin
-
this a big hard jelly
-
causing the reader to pause..
-
and take a deep breath
-
and wonder what's going on??
-
Then Doo comes in running
-
saying he just saw a
-
a plane a plane
-
and he is waving at
-
just as frozen blue substance
-
floating in the air
-
with an eye and JJ Beans
-
in his pockets and
-
he runs away from Bratty
-
but shes just too fast
-
and sly for him
-
so doo just sits and
-
fanatsizes about masked cartoon charachters
-
and falls asleep dreaming of
-
rubbing brattys toes as she
-
as she paints her nails
-
a real dark black color
-
except the pinkies which
-
fire engine red and she
-
and starts to paint doo's
-
finfer nail a sparkly pink
-
and the tips bright purple
-
But he wants them orange
-
ever othere one
-
so Bratty paints em orange
-
tips them with green
-
slime and starts to sing
-
yippe i yippe i ohyea
-
and doo starts to tap
-
and dance to brats singing
-
and the nail polish runs
-
alll over doo's .....
-
feet and doo tries to
-
clean his toes...but
-
he smears it all over
-
brats freshly painted nails
-
and all over her arms
-
and her pumps and fishnets!
-
NOw Bratty is upset she
-
has to change them
-
to lacy top stockings and
-
which are mismatched from K-Mart
-
and she is having a
-
Snickers Bar as comfort food
-
and crisps and sour patches
-
bc she doesnt have her
-
favorite thing of all, Doo.
-
Meanwhile, at the North Pole
-
Doo is chasing the elves ::)
-
but they sneak up from
-
behind and scares the pants
-
off of her
-
and run away laughing
-
after taking several pics
-
cas shes wearing pooh bear
-
tatoos and not much else
-
cept red slippers she borrowed
-
from Polly's Secret closet *shhhhhhhhh*
-
but the 6" heel broke
-
hmmm.since when does slippers have heels on them ER.??..LOL
and she fell down
-
and hurt her ankle so
-
Doo carried her to the couch..
-
and rubbed her ankle like
-
a man on a mission
-
hmmm.since when does slippers have heels on them ER.??..LOL
remember these are from Polly's Secret ... you can find them on line under kinky footwear.... or you could order by phone...
1 800 Spankme
but don't let anyone know I told ya
-
and Googled "Polly's Secret" to
-
meg and in turn Meg runs
-
to walmart for generic slippers
-
she puts them on to
-
but the long pointed toes
-
Got in her way
-
when she headed up steps
-
she stumbled on them
-
and feel backwards onto
-
Easy, who caught her quickly
-
and held her ever so
-
gently, as he laughed. Meg
-
smiles and gets up from
-
Would like to know how this story is going back and forth from Brat to myself..LOL..but anyway...
ER's lap
-
and runs into Pollys closet
-
And hides from ER..
-
Where she finds Polly's stash....
-
wonders where she at and
-
decides to indulge in the
-
lobster and oysters we lovs
-
and starts to eat the jb along
-
with the chocolate Polly stashed
-
finds a rum and coke
-
and she shares her drinks
-
with the friendly neighborhood drunk.....
-
*JDL* (leave my black jelly beams alone, good people.....that is punishable by order of DA BOOT)
who believes he saw an angel....
-
or maybe it was a...
-
the bratty in disguise
-
as Kay and Fred make a
-
makes a break to another
-
story that takes place in
-
another room that allows swearing
-
and partying and dancing
-
and its called the stairs..
-
Bratty and Dooo follows behind
-
Find themselves interrupting Fred & Kay
-
so they all begin singing
-
christmas carols and drinking
-
and Brat gets so
-
intoxicated from the eggnogg that
-
she begins to dance but
-
mistakes a broom for a pole
-
lands on the floor laughing
-
Pulls Doo down with her
-
,now they are both rolling
-
all over the floor
-
laughing and Doo is drooling
-
all over Brat
-
as Brat is still laughing
-
and getting all wet..
-
She shoulda borowed Polly's Depends
-
and polly is wondering where
-
her depends went too as
-
cause they are all gone
-
but Bratty doesnt mind Doo...
-
drooling ALL over her because
-
she saves on water..LOL
-
and helps the environment at
-
with causing body friction..
-
-wonders what body friction has to do with saving the enviroment..lol-
-
hey..frictions causes body heat...heck..I dont know...LOL..
-
watches em make some heat
-
Isn't that where babies come from Shirley? Confused look...
Smacks my head , silly me... They come from the stork... nevermind...
watches em make some heat
as the stork circled above
-
and brat's.belly..grew larger
-
Asking Santa for Pickles & Ice Cream
-
ack!id be craving blood pudding I reckon :o
-
doo gets gives her plenty
-
beely and foot rubs
-
and much much more
-
lovin cause Bratty is having
-
twins..2 lil doos
-
that looks like bratty
-
and tlaks like doo
-
talks like Doo???...oh my..LOL
-
lil brit accent not yankee
-
now we have the pleasure
-
wonders if meg has been
-
craving pickles & ice cream too!
-
no.but Shirley has
-
been looking everywhere for that...
-
blue deep sea dolphin...
-
that Doo has found in
-
his caned tuna with water
-
to eat wif crackers sharing
-
with everyone for lunch...
-
which shirley passes to Bratty bc she
-
doesnt like tuna and crackers
-
but meg wants fresh coffee
-
so she can get romantic
-
doesnt need oysters for that...
-
as she suks them down
-
and she chases Doo all
-
around the room
-
and grabs hold of him
-
pushing him against the wall
-
reaching and grabbin
-
dooo so he doesnt get
-
away from her once agian
-
so she can show him her
-
WHOA! WAIT A DANG GONE MINUTE! WHO IS DOING WHAT TO DOO? >:(
-
I blame Meg.
-
thinks you are liking this a lil too much DOO! :'(
-
its you bratty....lol
-
*peeks in just to have a little giggle* :D
-
*Is confused* ::)
-
Bratty is gonna show doo
-
It reads like Meg wants my oysters!
*crosses legs*
-
MEG....*smacks 2 bricks together*
-
and bratty gives Megs a
-
HARD smack with 2 bricks
-
you already did that........
-
but brat dropped her bricks
-
and ran away to see
-
where doo was off too
-
because he found "bob"
-
and wondred if it was
-
already charged up for Bratty
-
and was set to go
-
lmao..in the deep blue......
-
dolphin sea of famous
-
happines and stress relief ;D
-
cas all things good and
-
fun to be with Doo
-
and brat knows he's
-
always there to make her
-
doo the best with her
-
Ponders drinking to make sense of it all.....
-
grabs the baileys
-
and adds it to my
-
Mornin coffee to help
-
easy wake up this morning
-
or sleep with the penguins
-
bc he is so lonely
-
cas noone comes visit
-
bc he is so much
-
full of bailey's and
-
can barely stand up anymore
-
bout drinks another and swaggers
-
falls on top of Brat
-
who was soundly asleep
-
and woke her up
-
and she kicked easy
-
out of bed
-
so he looks for another
-
bed to sleep in
-
and spots lil so
-
he falls on the floor
-
and crawls to bed
-
wakin her up and askin
-
if he can crawl under
-
the nice warm blankies wiff
-
wif her bob
-
and Easy wants to know
-
what the humming sound is
-
oh noo... its bratty ...
-
looking for her bob
-
and Megs hears it buzzing
-
but dosent want give it
-
back to her just yet
-
bc she is having tooo
-
much fun under the sheets
-
and Bratty is getting very
-
worried megs is gonna
-
is gonna want to keep
-
it cas she lovs to
-
lol bunch of perverts!! :o :o :o
-
wonders just who she speaks
-
lol.. look who got us this way ...
-
cas brat...is so very
-
good at doing funny
-
I blame meg or Easy
-
but we only learnt from
-
Shirl and Polly and the dolphins
-
wow dolpins sur swim deep
-
in the dark blue sea! *L*
-
and warm waters of
-
and the warm waters of
-
the deep warm wet
-
and steamy hot tub
-
wif loads of bubbles from
-
megs bubble bath set
-
and Easy's baked bean lunch
-
as she runs out to
-
get some fresh air
-
the bean cloud a-following
-
and Meg running behind spraying
-
in all the rooms where
-
where the bean cloud follows
-
meg runs out the door
-
trying to get away from
-
granny panties of Christmas past
-
and from evil Don Cherry.
-
*L* well its good to see I havent had anymore babies and now the story is on meggers!
-
Suddenly,meggers falls over granny panties
-
remembering she had took them off
-
and left them behind in
-
a gift basket for Polly
-
but Polly regifted the basket
-
to Bratty because she loves
-
to see Brat in grannies
-
and Doo is watching polly
-
searching formeg
(cas this a G room board...nods)
-
isnt meg also pantiless?
-
*covers eyes*
/o\
*peeks*
\o/
-
because he didnt wanna see
-
bahookies bouncing in the breeze
-
or goosebumps on the tushie
-
or cottage cheese running around
-
(lol.. cotage cheese .... )
in suport hose and granygarters
-
with wiggly jigglies
-
then megs bottom gets cold
-
and easy runs to get
-
something to warm her up
-
but cant find her grannies
-
so instead he finds a
-
a pair of depends to
-
custom fit to her bum
-
so she doesnt have any
-
skid stains on his furniture
-
so she doesnt have to
-
worry anymore bout the
-
apolsters coming in to
-
revitalize the premises
-
because Bratty has come to
-
gift wrap Doo's package
-
so she can surprise him
-
with tea and krumpets
-
The English way but she
-
serves it topless with them
-
dunkin in Doos tea..
-
gives new meaning to "ajou"
-
and Bratty begins to
-
bounce around going *owie, owie*
-
because Bratty burnt her tah tahs
-
and Doo dosnet know what
-
tatahs are so he asks
-
Shirley, who flahes him... theseums!
-
but too easys surprise it
-
It was someone impersonating Shirley
-
thats someone evil who would
-
mar the good lady's reoutation.
-
it must be doo in
-
Polly's grany panties & orthopedic pumps
-
that tried to frame Shirley
-
the *coughs* sweet, innocent & noble maiden.
-
smacks you with the coffee shop newspaper
who Bratty teases all the
-
while, because secretly she longs
-
longs to find Polly in
-
the coffee shop
-
with her grannywears on
-
Agast....Polly returns after Chrtistmas....
-
to find the coffee shop
-
longing for her arivial... (with or without the granny panties on *s*)
-
because we all were thinking
-
which is a rare occurence
-
just like the oddity of
-
it all that DG stole
-
those funky granny panties from
-
Shirley. Polly, Kellie for granypantyauction
-
but Dg wanted a pair
-
so he bought a pair
-
of hot pink granny thongs :o
-
just for Bratty to wear
-
who couldn't compare to Polly / Shirley
-
but Dg looked good in
-
the granny panties and stockings.
-
so he bought 12 pairs
-
leaving Shirley envious
-
of all the different colors..
-
but....she didnt want to
-
Have to share them
-
so she gave them to
-
...Easy... to wear...
-
who liked the blue ones
-
and not the pink ones
-
leaving all the ladies paintiless
-
ahh..but not grannywear
-
likes the slinky feel...lol
-
because everything is in its
-
rightful place and comfortable as
-
a Polly and Brat in
-
Time Square NY
-
at midnight, New Year's Eve
-
selling kisses for a dollar
-
ad DG and doo..are
-
hanging out with Shirley....
-
so they think...its her
-
turn to man the kissing booth
-
So she joins the others
-
In selling her Kisses
-
the three are aressted for
-
For Charging to Much Money
-
so they cop a
feel plea
-
And you Called me a Coward DG..LOL..
Granny Panties for Kisses..
-
the lacy panties getting more
-
reaction then
viag Vicky's secret show
-
Granny Panties with Lace
-
and seductively slinky suport stockings
-
Over the Knee Support Hose
-
thy high with granny garters.........*swooooooons*
-
And Granny Belt
-
On the cover of Playgranny
-
posed so nice and sexy
-
For the Camera's
-
and the young photographer
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CBS will air a special
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One hour show about these
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Desperate Housegrannys *Hotflashes in The
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Panties with Lace
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would pay a buck to Pay-Per-View
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for the uncensored version
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Do you here a buzzing
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oh look its Brat and
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and her blue dolphin
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no wait...it's Charley Tuna
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getting ready to attack DG....
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hey! how did Brat get a dolphin?thats SHirls..beside Brat has a LDD
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hey Brat.. 1 Dolphin never hurt anyone..Just ask Shirl...LOL
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she may be in the deep blue sea about now..
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thinks you too were stuck in the deep blue sea
she hasnt done that because
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Santa forgot the new bateries
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And so the story continues........(minus dolphins and batteries).... ::)
Santa wishes all a Happy New year
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-Santa has left the Building-
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and has gone to Polly's
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to drop off some new
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Videos of Polly's hearthrob D.Cherry
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or #32...
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and is waiting for zoom zoom
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(((*LOL*....DG, watch your back...I am SO going to get you back for that one.
Bratty....stop teasing me...*whines as waits for #31*
Shirley.....zoom zoom? *confused here, but easily done*...might you mean.....vroom vroom...*EG as looks to Meg*)))
back to the story...hmm....as waits,
munches on black jelly beans... :D
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and drinks coffee waiting
thats right..lol..looks at Meg vroom vroom
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*things that go Vroom Vroom in the night?... Wow... Makes a blue dolphin sound like a kiddie toy with training wheels! Thinks of like a Harley Davidson ....*
Santa arives and stuffs Polly's
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Don Cherry Memorabilia and Videos
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And number 31...
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#31?? ohhhh myyyyyyyy....*looks at it and flushes...swoons.....looks again....blushes scarlet* ...that was definitely worth the wait...*winks at Bratty* thanks!!
destroys granny panties and dons her.........
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gay apparrel with hot pink
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Pokka dotted, grandpa's longjohns
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destroys granny panties and dons her.........
cherry jersey??? as in Don Cherry*s* He wore #31 in his playing days ya know...lol j/k
with cal custom drop seat
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for air conditioning on those
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but polly without her grannies
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would leave the coffee shop
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And go get them..
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so she would make Meg
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Go buy her more
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so she can show them
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To her friends in the CS..
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lol.... just so DG can watch
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Her model them granny panties
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in the coffee shop
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so Shirl can go buy some
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but they are too big
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So she buys smaller ones
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and gifts them to Bratty
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So she can give them to Doo
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so he can model them
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And empty the room
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bc he would show off
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His gay batman legs
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that he didnt shave
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Brat waxed them for him
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and got so excited she had...
STOP making the story about me ya bloody people!!
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chased Doo and Easy all
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chased Doo and Easy all
When all of a sudden Larry
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Came up from the basement
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Came up from the basement
seeing his shadow he immediately
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Went back to the basement
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Went back to the basement
going to the phone
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Piper's cell phone number
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Piper's cell phone number
sorry this number has been
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Added to your speed dial
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Added to your speed dial
if busy call
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The other number...
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The other number...
or simply call Megs but
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Megs screens her calls...
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Megs screens her calls...
to which Larry moaned and
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and tried to call Polly
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and tried to call Polly
DO YOU HAVE MY SHOE?
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And Low and Behold, she did
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And Low and Behold, she did
not have her phone on
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So he dialed Shirl's number
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So he dialed Shirl's number
meanwhile the coffee show was
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Open for business
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Open for business
customers crowding in the entrance
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Trying to find seats..
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Trying to find seats..
Larry new it was it
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Getting to be a full house
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Getting to be a full house
so he turned on his
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Flashing open sign..
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Flashing open sign..
and room suddenly got dark
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All the power went out.
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All the power went out.
screams were heard from upstairs
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And down stairs..
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because LArry showed Meg his
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because LArry showed Meg his
secret plans for the Coffee
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How It's gonna be Brewed
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How It's gonna be Brewed
in Chinese sweat shops and
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The New Danishes
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The New Danishes
brought in from Mexico
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And served daily
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And served daily
by Larry's Robotic Elves
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And whoever else wants to
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And whoever else wants to
serve Larry in his evil pursuit
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Leaves his stuff at the door
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Leaves his stuff at the door
and sneaks into the shop
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to catch Brat and Meg
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hiding Poly's black jelly beans. :o
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in her newset Granny Voice
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who passes them to Easy
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Cept Polly wants a creame filled
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easter egg
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because she is in need
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of a caffeine kick-start
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and a big sugar rush
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(tosses a . above)
Later on that morning
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Polly and Meg are chasing
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around looking for more eggs
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cas they wont more creame
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filled rolls to dip in
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Their Hot Cups of Coffee
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while in the CS with
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The Rest of the Gang
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so makes another pot
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because the last one was
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because the last one was
thats when they saw it
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was all full of coffee
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almost running over the top
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so Easy runs to get
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the mop to clean the
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mess up. But then he
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waits for polly to
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move the table because
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because Meg is in the
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bedroom modeling granny panties and
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dancing around the room scaring
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(scaring) poor Larry back to the basement
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(scaring) poor Larry back to the basement
Shouting you have not seen
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( personal note: im all confused now..)
Easy wants Meg to pose
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( i missed some posts ther..lol)
for the New PlayGranny mag
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so POlly could sell it
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to all the older gents
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and get wealthy and open
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a candy shop and sell
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PlayGrannie Mags and chocolate
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and panty shaped confections
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which sold so fast
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that she had to sell
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the real panties to help
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pay offf the mortgage for
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she wanted so many more
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coffeeshops to open
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to keep her discount on
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for grannywears and jellybeans
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she hired Meg and Brat
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she hired Meg and Brat
to dance on stage
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and Doo and Easy watched
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and Doo and Easy watched
as the coffee pot boils
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over and polly had to
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over and polly had to
Everyone to get up onto
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the tables so she could
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Mop Under Brat and Meg
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feet because they made such
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A mess with the
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A mess with the
smashing of the grapes
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but it was so fun
-
but it was so fun
sadly the rug will never
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ever be the same color
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so polly puts it in the
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basement with larry and Er
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who thinks its nice and
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and lays it on the
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across the floor in front
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of the coffee shop door
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hoping [polly will approve but
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she goes ballistic because of
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she goes ballistic because of
immediately runs to the phone
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And Polly calls Piper
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to come and clean the
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rug that easy laid out
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cuz it's stained and stinks
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like old sour grapes and
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like old sour grapes and
Its time to order a new
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so easy calls meg to
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who in turns calls Pipper
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who in turns calls Pipper
finally a smart move
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but Pipper forgets to call
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but Pipper forgets to call
and takes a nap instead
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Polly runs in and catches
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Polly runs in and catches
who is the Pipper?
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okay so i cant spell.. lol Piper
Piper says thats me and
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I cant afford a new
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rug so i will wash
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Pipper is ya twin bro isnt it Piper..notice the double PP..=twin
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rug so i will wash
it in the creek bed...
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but forgot the soap
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but forgot the soap
and still there were suds
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from ER and Pipers cleaning
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he pounded wif rocks
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and the suds flew all
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over the rug but it
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the smell remained in the
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so hung it over a limb
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but the limb broke and
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it fell in the creek
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And Doo ran over to
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try rescue out the currents
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swept the rug away , now
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we have tell polly
-
we have tell polly
that Doo was lost in
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and piper had to go
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and piper had to go
and call Super Larry to
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rescue Doo from the creek
-
before he reached the
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creek Doo had climbed out
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by grabbing Bratty's pantleg.
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and poor Bratty falls in
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doo dives back in and
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saves the day
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holds rug looking for brat
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holds rug looking for brat
the Stains.. they're nolonger there..
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but the smell is still
-
and brats drifting farther
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farther away and Easy dives
-
in to try to retrieve
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then rems he cant swim
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he calls Doo to come
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jump in catch brat
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before she flows down stream
-
when all of a sudden
-
when all of a sudden
She wakes up in the
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coffeeshop huggin the grape
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and thinks wat a dream
-
but finds that larry still
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but finds that larry still
is still on the phone
-
talking to piper about a
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a new welcome mat for
-
the basement so he can
-
open a new club there
-
. When he hangs up he
-
remembers he forgot to ask
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Piper to let him visit
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larry in the basement and
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larry in the basement and
decides to take a nap
-
and talks in his sleep
-
and talks in his sleep
there is no coffee like
-
like the coffee in the
-
in the coffe shop pot
-
that he almost burnt to
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so dumped it out and
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down the drain and plugs
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the fresh pot back in
-
and forgets its on so
-
so Polly bans him from
-
the coffee shop kitchen
-
but still mops the
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the floors in the basement
-
the cellar dwellers are apreciateive
-
and brings Easy and piper
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and brings Easy and piper
the smacking paper which still
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intact for Shirley to smack
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intact for Shirley to smack
but Shirley is too nice
-
so she passes it to Meg
-
who looks and wonders
-
who she is gonna smack
-
but sits and reads it
-
and waits for Doo to
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Bring the donuts and
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and cookies and his Brat
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for everyone too enjoy
-
while polly hides her grannywears
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far away where nobody can
-
snatch them from her
-
and she also runs to
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wash her dirty ones
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and hangs them to dry
-
and hangs them to dry
in the back of the
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closet in the basement near
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closet in the basement near
the old locked chest
-
where Polly hides all her
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things she uses when
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she had to hide her
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she had to hide her
secret blueberry muffin recipes
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so that no one can
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make them and sell them
-
without her knowledge or the
-
magic touch of her black
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gloves holding the muffin tin...
-
Polly Idolazizes HNC's Don Cherry
-
and has every piece of
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of his grandpwears in her
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hope chest
-
where she also keeps hidden
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her childhood treasures and pictures
-
of former boyfriends in their
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secret lil places where they
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are covered with jelly beans!
-
all black jellybeans so she
-
all black jellybeans so she
enjoy them in her spare
-
time while washing her granny
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panties in seclusion away from
-
everyone in the coffeshop as
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she enjoys her free time
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and times her free time
-
on her new pocket watch
-
an original Mickey Mouse with
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real moving hands and music.
-
a mezmorizing tune that calms
-
her shattered nerves from all
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the grany panty posts
-
she keeps seeing here, and
-
refrences to Don Cherry
-
. She reads and cringes as
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trys to hide her feelings
-
, but it's obvious she is
-
possessed by don cherrys voice
-
possessed by don cherrys voice
but what was Don talking
-
to her about ? Must Be
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to her about ? Must Be
the secret recipe we are
-
all wanting to learn so
-
we can all have gas
-
and take gas ex for
-
the fun of it
-
the fun of it
the value of clean air
-
so piper doesnt have to
-
so piper doesn't have to
purchase more air fresheners
-
to freshen up the coffee shop
-
to freshen up the coffee shop
before the new carpet is
-
delivered in the not to
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delivered in the not to
distant future and the new
-
nw carpet wil look so
-
like a carpet that even
-
Bratty would buy for Doo
-
Bratty would buy for Doo
if he would keep his
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if he would keep his
muddy shoes on the porch
-
pssst.. he has muddy feets
-
and needs a pedicure
-
and a nail fungus treatment
-
that the doctor puts on
-
doos messed up feet
-
so he had to scrub
-
scrub and scrub but brat
-
noticed that Doo wasnt doing
-
noticed that Doo wasnt doing
his workouts.. so she called
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Polly in to show Doo
-
Polly in to show Doo
the proper way to do
-
his fungus nails
-
'cause his hygiene skill stink
-
so brat brings the peroxide
-
the cotton balls and swabs
-
and hands them to doo
-
Tells him to Get Busy
-
and doctor his own funky
-
fingernail and toenail fungis..
-
bc he is stinking up
-
the whole shop and noone
-
can withstand the stench of
-
the whole shop and noone
has the correct change for a
-
disinfectant which will clear
-
his feet,so Polly brings in
-
some new socks and
-
scrubs doos nails and puts
-
lotion and socks on them
-
lotion and socks on them
then heads off to play
-
the boards and watches the
-
crazy folks scrambling to win
-
the black jelly bean award
-
and runs to the basement
-
and runs to the basement
Oh Larry, I didn't know
-
if want this i took
-
it just to tease Polly
-
and Polly comes in running
-
wanting her black jelly beans
-
bc she loves them so
-
but cant find enough to
-
share with all the people
-
so she eats them fast
-
before Doc comes in and
-
Puts then in fish oil...
-
Puts then in fish oil...
imported from hatcheries in Nebraska
-
that makes them stink like
-
a dead skunk on the
-
the highway out front
-
of the coffee shop and Doo
-
gos and cleans the dead
-
rodent so we can open
-
the coffe shop for business
-
the coffe shop for business
when a giant squirrel enters
-
and nips Piper in the
-
and nips Piper in the
dark, only to realize it
-
was a bar stool and not
-
was a bar stool and not
his chosen target. With revenge
-
he trys agian to
-
he trys agian to
sharpen his teeth but they
-
all fall out and now
-
he cant chew a jellybean
-
he cant chew a jellybean
He calls to Larry for help
-
and Larry tell piper to
-
and Larry tell piper to
let him have the night
-
to recuperate and then they
-
go for more black jellybeans
-
go for more black jellybeans
To Steal Pollys Black Jelly Beans
-
before she eats them
-
but Polly catches them in
-
her jellybeans and throws dishrags
-
and tells them that she
-
gonna bar them from the shop[
-
for causing such a huge
-
mess in the basement that
-
Larry Brat and Doo cleaned
-
sneaked off so they wouldnt
-
be disturbed because they was
-
feeling frisky and wanted to
-
to play house all by
-
theirselves but some didnt think
-
theirselves but some didnt think
it proper to treat the
-
so they locked the door
-
so they could have some
-
much wanted private time to
-
much wanted private time to
practice their singing for the
-
coffee shop concert that Polly
-
had secretly planned for the
-
the friends that she loves
-
and awaits the big day
-
when Larry comes in and
-
and plays the piano with
-
With his toes..
-
and Doo does his falling
-
and Doo does his falling
down and getting up as
-
he tries to dance but
-
he tries to dance but
mysteriously the music stops and
-
larry heads back into
-
the coffee shop to check
-
to see whos there and
-
And who is not..
-
and finds only larry in
-
passed out under the
-
table from the
-
the mixture black jelly beans
-
and everything else he's consumed
-
rubbing his belly and moaning
-
because he had got greedy
-
because he had got greedy
more need more jelly beans
-
but only polly has any now
-
and she's not sharing them
-
cas larry would eat emall
-
But there is no stopping Larry
-
when it comes to the
-
polly's black jelly beans and
-
Docs worm concoction so he
-
wont get so sick when
-
her over indulges in eating
-
but still rubs his belly
-
hoping to get the gas bubbles....
-
to pop on out cas
-
they are giving him alot
-
Coffee to keep him awake
-
so he doesnt go into
-
a deep sleep after all
-
the fermented jelly beans he
-
ate seems to be upsetting
-
His stomach
-
So Meg gives him Petobismal
-
But Gives Him to Much...
-
so she ran to the
-
john for toilet tissue cas
-
Cut his finger
-
in the jelly bean jar
-
Trying to get the Black Jellybeans
-
runs over and shares with
-
His friend Polly..
-
and Polly shares with all
-
Who enters the Coffee Shop
-
her coffee and her friendship
-
but gets sick looking at
-
all the black jelly beans
-
thats been soaked in Docs
-
coffe cup sofetning where
-
he had left it weeks
-
he could eat'em without teeth
-
bc Er ran away with
-
his false teeth to sell
-
to sell to Brat but
-
she didnt need more cas
-
she just got some new
-
super soft jelly beans
-
and polly has some before
-
Larry steals em all
-
planning to sell them on
-
ebay so he could get
-
red jelly beans polly hates
-
and wants to add them
-
To her Black Ones..
-
on Pollys daily Menu for
-
Breakfast..Lunch and Dinner
-
thats why everyone ran
-
And took them with them...
-
and only left a few
-
A few black ones
-
which she kept to herself
-
and thought that nobody knew
-
Where she hid them at
-
but Doo went lookin and
-
and found pollys liquer
-
along with her stash of
-
jelly beans and black dye
-
Now Easy has the secret
-
there not all real black
-
they are more like a
-
blackeyed pea wif candy coating
-
Shirl runs away from the
-
basement wif all the beans
-
and all this is confusing
-
to someone who isn't following
-
ERs black eyed peas and
-
and shirley running with them
-
trying hard not to be
-
Caught before hiding them
-
in an unexpected area of
-
The Coffee Shop
-
but.. she stops and looks
-
And can't fine them
-
CAS SHE DROPPED THEM SOMEWHERE
-
and has to retrace her
-
Last footsteps..
-
where she finds them and
-
puts them back in polly's
-
Secret Hiding Place
-
but larry is peeking
-
And can see her...
-
and waits for her to
-
dance the Irish Jig thinking
-
He wants to join her
-
but Shirl has snook out
-
but larry sneaks behind her
-
And scares Shirl
-
and she jumps ..throwing
-
All of the Jellybeans
-
and they go all over
-
All over the Coffee Shop
-
under the tables and chairs
-
And down the basement steps
-
and on the cot which
-
Doo fell asleep on
-
Before Larry woke him up
-
to get all the Jellybeans
-
cas larry wanted give them
-
to Easy because he likes
-
to keepem for polly
-
but Polly tells easy that
-
He can eat the red ones
-
but leave the G.S. Cookies
-
doesnt know GS cookies are
behind so Brat can feed
-
GS=Girl Scout
them to doo and make
-
chubby and jolly ole Brit..lol
-
but megs wants the cookies
-
we have girl guide cookies...lol..
so she can feed them
-
To give them to Larry
-
So he won't feel left out
-
and he lovs cookies
-
and also Pollys coffee
-
to dip the cookies in
-
The hot cup of coffee
-
and eat them soft cas
-
they taste better that way
-
since he has no teeth
-
Polly runs and get him a
-
soft cookie...to gum
-
after dipped in special blend
-
Of Polly's Coffee
-
to make it taste sooo
-
ooey gooey good...& then
-
chunky from the cookie
-
melts and falls into his
-
coffe...and miz=xes wif
-
it and makes it into
-
Polly's special GS cookie blend
-
and tries to sell it
-
To all of her friends...
-
to raise money for the
-
New sign outside the CS..
-
but not everyone likes coffee
-
or cookies for that matter
-
so polly offers tea also
-
and the ppl start coming
-
and we need more tables
-
more cookies , coffee and tea
-
and plates and napkins..
-
to make sure we have
-
Enough for everyone
-
but larry eats alot cookies
-
and only leaves the crumbs...
-
so pOlly had to triple
-
Triple the batch and make more
-
so that we wouldnt run
-
out of cookies for everyone
-
Now Meg and Er are in
-
training to help Polly with
-
Baking all of the Cookies
-
so Polly has more time
-
to come chat with friends.
-
ad check on her shop
-
to make sure that everyone
-
is having a good time
-
while they are chatting
-
A mysterious stranger enters the room
-
looking around to see if
-
the time is right
-
to spring the surprise of
-
of the century one that
-
will have everyone wondering what
-
she is talking about
-
What and how did that
-
Happen so quick.
-
darkness filled the coffee shop
-
And the customers started leaving
-
hysterical laughter could be heard
-
as they stood and shouted
-
for Polly and Larry to
-
to dance and sing
-
and get the crowd back
-
so she can serve them
-
coffee and danishes..
-
cas thats ther favorite
-
but the dogs are barking
-
And TS is mopping up..
-
when out from the dark
-
jumps a very startling form..
-
where is my walker hidden?
-
demands Doo. It is gone!
-
and the darkness lingers on
-
Until Polly turns on the..
-
light. What is wrong with
-
the CS floor?? Soapy water..
-
all over the place and
-
more still seeping in
-
from the next room and
-
she finds ER in the
-
toilet playing with paper boats
-
he flushed DeliverygUYS TOYS
-
down and flooded the washroom
-
and set laughing as they
-
begin to sop up the
-
the messy water in the
-
CS watching the new carpet
-
soak up all the water
-
so we dont have to
-
call polly to tell her
-
Swimming party in the CS
-
so she doesnt have to
-
wear that new polka doted bikini
-
and so she doesnt scare
-
the water back into the
-
coffeeshop bc Piper would have
-
snorkeling classes already set up
-
in case there is another
-
flood, but the skies are
-
blue and Er isnt in
-
the basement or the attic
-
makin messes with Meg and
-
Larry, as they dance in
-
but slip on the water
-
thats not water thats coffee
-
they both get startled and
-
to find she is ok
-
just a little confused about
-
what haappened looking at
-
Larry and thinking he is ER
-
and when she huggs him
-
Larry grabs the soap and
-
runs to the ladies room
-
thats when the aligator enters
-
the CS and chases DG
-
round and round looking for
-
the crock of gold that
-
Doo left behind when he
-
rested for a wee moment
-
in the cs to wait
-
when his wee crock of gold
-
just up and disappears in
-
who was that wee fellow?
-
Must be the mad hatter
-
wearing a green suit? Possibly
-
Brat in her Irish costume
-
now explain the long beard
-
she's wearing Doos costume too
-
and the magical croc of gold?
-
She found it under Doos
-
chair.. but who ran off
-
with the gold that was
-
a terrible thing to do
-
but Shirl found it..
-
and now the wee fellow
-
is running away from the old
-
tree and is after..... Shirl
-
who is running away from
-
him but he is gaining
-
till Shirl sees an opening
-
and escape into thin air
-
until Shirl finds him again
-
hiding this time under a
-
table near the counter
-
so she runs over to
-
find another hiding spot.
-
She picks a spot that
-
is near the mirror where
-
she thinks no one can
-
can see.. but she is
-
highly mistaken as she is
-
spotted by a herd of
-
cattle watching her every move
-
she runs and sneaks the
-
door open as quietly as
-
possible and stashes it in
-
what looks to be a
-
a secret hiding place
-
not knowing that it is
-
the large coffee pot used
-
for when polly has a
-
need for her jelly beans
-
but she finds the pot
-
and fills it with the
-
gold and Meg finds it
-
and places the gold into
-
:o a bucket and places it
-
under a loose board in
-
the coffee shop floor then
-
Er comes in and steps
-
cautiously across the floor boards
-
and he finds the loose
-
board underwhich unbeknownst to him
-
there is a pot of
-
gold foil wraped chocolate coins
-
In both of Polly's Pockets
-
So Meg asks Polly if
-
Shirley could have a couple
-
of the tasty morsels for
-
her late night sweet tooth
-
and Polly agreees to share
-
them with Shirl..
-
And Shirl shares with Brat
-
who slides them under the
-
table too Doo so he
-
feed Larry's parrot Chuckie Poo
-
*BOL*..chuckie poo...lol
but chuckie spits them out
-
Chuckie wants GIRL SCOUT COOKIE
-
But Brat kept them all
-
So she could feed them
-
all to Doo..
-
so Doo would have lots
-
of treats to keep him
-
happy and satisfied, but then
-
a herd of cattle entered
-
LMAO...
and all heck broke loose
-
Yehaa Cowgirl Polly rides across
-
the coffee shop floor when
-
when a bar of soap waylays
-
and Polly and her horse
-
slides across the floor
-
and right down into the
-
Basement with Larry
-
the door slams shut.. Darkness
-
Polly yells for help
-
Lawrence laughs hysterically.. until he
-
hears the basement door open
-
and the light comes on
-
Piper goes down & rescues her
-
carrying Polly and her horse
-
up the long narrow steps.
-
stopping to read a letter
-
that was laying on the
-
coffeeshop floor and it was
-
love letter from dooo to
-
Miss B the goat herder
-
asking her to meet him
-
In the back room
-
after dinner so they can
-
come join the crowd
-
and have drinks and popcorn
-
with everyone who's in the
-
the shop waitin for game
-
time to begin in the
-
afternoon so ER can stay
-
in the room. Meanwhile the
-
coffee shop is being cleaned
-
and readied for the big
-
Red Eyed Mouse Reunion that
-
is planned for the evening
-
where Brat and Doo are
-
going to perform their
-
magnificent jokes and impressions
-
from the world of animal
-
treatments, happy goats and sheep
-
waiting for the bar-b-que
-
an annual Spring Time festival
-
event where piper gets to
-
bring out the suds
-
and blow bubbles at everyone
-
and air biscuits abound
-
the moon is just right
-
Now DG can come out
-
but he is called to the
-
basement to check on Larry
-
enetering the basement slowly, cautiously
-
not knowing what he will
-
find when he arrives there...
-
Dg rubs his eyes in
-
disbelief as he looks around
-
and finds out that
-
where he thought he was
-
was in the basement with
-
Larry...but where he really...
-
ended up being is the
-
room at the altzheimers unit
-
of the local rest home
-
He shook his head &
-
tried to remember why he
-
and how he got there
-
but he couldn't remember anything
-
like as if he had been
-
knocked out & woke with amnesia
-
Polly comes to the rescue
-
She reminds him where he
-
was last tuesday morning
-
and DG shakes his head
-
has no idea about nothing
-
at all bc he had
-
a lapse of the mind
-
because of lots of coffee
-
and also the lack of
-
Remembers this is a G-Rated board. LOL
Thinks I will leave that one alone...LOL
-
"and also the lack of"
deragotory coments from angelic *coughs* Meg
-
Meg reminds DG that ER
-
is an old fart too
-
and that old farts stink ;D
-
just like old and smelly
-
stink cheese and sauerkraut
-
which cause Shirley to swoon
-
and do a happy dance.
-
She found a cure for
-
ER disease!
-
now everyone can understand
-
what turns Shirl on to
-
foods that smell like
-
BBQ steak and onions
-
Beef, it's what's for dinner
-
"Wheres the beef?"
-
in ya burger silly...
-
lil Bratty looks and supper
-
calls her name from the
-
restaurant down the street
-
waitng for her raw oysters
-
as she gulps down her
-
ice cold beer and
-
waits for her lord to
-
serve her in his cute
-
lil short teddy which
-
has gay looking batman print
-
cas his spideyman suit is
-
dirty from last night's lil
-
romp tru the wet grass
-
that wasn't cut because someone
-
was on puter all day
-
instead of doing all that
-
work taht needed done
-
except, of course, the cooking
-
he tried to do for
-
sake of it
-
just to make her smile
-
But there was a loud
-
crash from the next room
-
followed by a loud Oh.......
-
This room is a mess
-
cas polly been away
-
and no one else has
-
the energy to clean up
-
because they be busy with
-
eating bonbons and watching soaps
-
while waiting for her return
-
with enough jelly beans to
-
fill the huge jar that
-
somehow constantly apears perpetualy empty
-
cas everyone eats them
-
from time to time when
-
thers no donuts left in
-
the Coffee Shop
-
So every week Polly has
-
to sell rafell tickets to
-
be able to buy more
-
'cause were all broke normally
-
and we are beyond repair
-
Because we are so generous..
-
and loving to jelly bean
-
the jelly belly company offered
-
to give us a year
-
of free jelly beans in
-
only Polly's favorite black ones
-
but...Bratty likes the green
-
Gets all green and black
-
Meg runs out of the
-
closet, holding on to her ((well Meg, was better than saying you came out of the closet...*L*))
-
Yeah Tris..you're right..LOL..
hmmm...I could go somewhere with this one...but..I will behave myself...LOL
Jellybeans for Polly and Brat
-
while DG delivers choclates for
-
for all the lovely ladies
-
who are craving the sweets
-
the choclates don't last long
-
so he buys more chocolates
-
and takes a part-time job
-
so he could afford to
-
continue to deliver the goods
-
to the Coffee Shop to
-
have a purpose in life.
-
to all gather and enjoy
-
the place we call home
-
can sit, relax and enjoy
-
with good friends and conversation
-
and to make new friends
-
enjoying a cup of coffee
-
reading the morning newspaper
-
as DG listens to the
-
the voices in his head
-
telling him to table dance
-
for all the lucky ladies
-
*shocked look at Shirley... didn't know you were naughty too * grins...
Jumps on a table .... *chicken dance!*
-
watches everyone chicken dance
-
watches Meg watching everyone dance...
-
swaying her hips with the
-
rythm of the music playing
-
softly from Soul Searching's Piano
-
as she plays a slow
-
Bad to the bone
-
rendition, including others in the
-
band that try to Keep
-
their minds on the music
-
other than the crowd
-
who are reading the Newspaper
-
While Meg shakes some bootay
-
and all the guys smile
-
and DG turns the page
-
while dancing in his seat
-
spellbound by the megs moves
-
as she slips on the
-
charm of a lady
-
still smiling and happy though
-
American Idol hasn't called her
-
to come judge the competition
-
Meanwhile, Shirley farted in CS today
-
everyone turned and stared
-
small animals and birds died
-
while she smacks DG with
-
a 40 megaton gastric buble
-
everyone ran for the door
-
sunami warnings were issued
-
gas masks were being provided
-
warnings isured to pregnant & nursing
-
as helicopters surrounded the building
-
with agents armed with beano
-
the odor was contained
-
Shirley was placed in
-
quarantine for 24 hours until
-
cutting the cheese was over
-
The next day Shirl came
-
with a grin on her
-
face as she told us
-
she doesn't remember a thing
-
DG goes back to reading
-
and looking at the pictures
-
trying to figure out just
-
whats the meaning of life
-
wondering bout the birds/bees
-
with his lap so empty *L*
-
But no one else cares
-
Outside the door of the
-
Coffee shop the sound of
-
the sound of happy feet
-
could be heard walking down
-
the dangerously dark damp passageway.......
-
where noone usually dares travel
-
fearing lions, tigers and bears
-
*gasps* Oh my
-
Just then.....
-
a bright light appeared from
-
the sky, saucer shaped lights
-
blinking rapidly started heading towards
-
the jellybean jar
-
throwing a panic to everyone
-
Brat ...checks for alien boytoys
-
but finds them all lacking
-
compared to da blue dolphin
-
which swims in the tub
-
looking for someone to play
-
with her toes cause
-
meanwhile across town....
-
there was a mob of
-
going house to house searching
-
with sexy carrot noses and
-
and a nice quiet evening
-
sitting together on the...
-
with a puzzled look (am confused LOL)
-
and music playing quietly
-
into the fireplace causing the
-
flames to flare up high
-
they catch the ceiling on
-
dish ran away with the
-
taking the spoon with him
-
who have been waiting to
-
to serve Mickey and Minnie
-
of other Disney Characters
-
alll tha mac and cheese they
-
since they need comfort food
-
to give them energy
-
pretty roses in their yard
-
for Valentines day to give
-
to all the little
-
treasures God brings their way
-
Clear across town, the circus
-
was just rolling in and
-
as the clowns danced and
-
sang around the room
-
a song of happiness and
-
waiting for candy and
-
the sugar high that will
-
make all the kids
-
crazy and all the parents
-
while they watched the elephants
-
walking tru the flower garden
-
spreading fertilizer on there journey
-
to go visit the
-
polly's famous coffe shop
-
where good conversation is always
-
close at hand, if you
-
can get a stool at the
-
At the front of the
-
counter close to the coffepot
-
and the box of donuts
-
and the fresh homemade muffins
-
that Polly made fresh for
-
for ER her fav CS regular
-
who often suffers from dillusions
-
when thinking about Meg being..
-
LOL @ Tris ....Now how am I suppose to follow that one...LOL..
-
in the backyard sunbathing... :)
-
while ER peeks over the
-
fence to see if he
-
can see her without any....
-
*laughs*..I know where you're going with that one too..LOL I know how your mind works...
*smacks you with that newspaper* *laughing*
-
I'll save ya *S*
makeup on or hair done.
-
Checks my make-up and my hair...LOL
Thanks soulsearching...LOL..I knew I could depend on you..*S*
-
Of course...always here to save you from perverted male minds...that's what friends are for *S*
-
Yes...and he definately has a perverted mind..LOL
-
hey, I resemble that remark.... ;)
and back to the story line..
while she slowly takes off...
*grins at Meg*
-
her shorts and grannie panties
*hides*...lol
-
Grannie Panties?...That's not me...That is Polly that wears them, remember..lol..I
thought you knew me better than that...lol
Oh and btw..you better hide...*laughs*
-
got your back again *S*
that're laying on the chair
-
waiting to show her new
-
backyard furniture to all passerby
-
so she slips on a teenie
-
bikini to drive the guys
-
wild, as they try to...
((and I soooo wanted to say something about trying to get in her "backyard"... *LOL*....
sowwwy Meg, You know we wuv's ya.. ;)
-
fumble around for the remote
-
sorry girl but i don't think i can get ya out of this one LOL *S*
-
as Meg slips on jeans
it's the best i could come up with...maybe someone else will help ya put on your top LOL
-
Geez..and you call that getting me outta of it..LOL...you just put me right back in to it...LOL
-
oh well...i guess if ya can't beat em join em right??? LOL
-
yeah..I see what kind of friend you are...*laughing*....*hugs*
-
ummm...thanks and all but i don't think i want that hug until you get your shirt on LOL :P
-
*meg sees ER peepin over *
darn i was typing away and forgot it was *5 word*to come to your rescue again
-
wonderng about a lunch date
-
he's having with his mother *S*
-
and thinks her and Meg...
-
have a long talk about
-
all his dirty little secrets
-
and his perverted little...
-
friends of the coffeeshop who
-
are complete angels compared to
-
some of the wild and crazy
-
people you can find at
-
The other chat sites
-
wishing they could come to
-
their senses and realize
-
its lots of fun at
-
Maze, where we are like
-
one big happy disfunctional family :)
-
where we are all loved
-
by one and all of
-
each other and our many
-
personalities click so well
-
and the coffee is always
-
is always fresh and hot
-
I would say like the women........ ;)......... but I can't imply that on this board, so I won't....... *L*
to help everyone start their....
-
I can only imagine what you were gonna say..LOL..
day out to be a good
-
with a refreshed look on
-
on their faces as they
-
sit around the room
-
talkin about the cinnamon rolls
-
everyone craves when they are
-
drinking their delicious coffee and
-
Having a conversation about the
-
lack of good men at
-
outside of the coffee shop
-
People were gathering in the
-
Street waiting for the welcome
-
home party that was planned
-
in honor of our favorite
-
coffee shop regular who's been
-
too long away from us
-
and still a few months
-
the waiting is hard but needed
-
and will be back soon
-
and what a party we will
-
we'll party like its 1999
-
dancing in our old
-
stained with coffee pj's
-
Enjoying life with friends
-
wine, and good food
-
and maybe a beer or 6
-
or 6 boytoys? ;D ;D ;D ;)
-
of all shapes and sizes
-
and all flavors..* looks for mods*
-
notices a cloud of dust
-
above brattys head as she...
-
continues to sweep the floor
-
and clean off the counters
-
getting each and every dust-bunny
-
from behind the counters and
-
and even under the tables
-
and finds some interesting stuff
-
a few gumballs and a
-
and a unused package with
-
gummy worms. Which she puts
-
in the candy jar for
-
anyone who would enjoy having
-
a sour worm rolling in
-
their mouth or their hand
-
witht he end hanging like
-
a dangling gummy worm
-
which meg looks at longingly
-
with desire filling her eyes
-
licking her lips in prepartation
-
deciding who to give it
-
and decides to give it to
-
Archie, Larrys little brother who
-
is like mikey eats everything ;D
-
and is too young to
-
to know what he is
-
but enjoys a good cup of
-
coffee spiked with something
-
Bailey's Irish Creame...mmmm...makes u
-
run to the bathroom quickly *LOL*
-
why is that door always
-
locked dammit...and why is
-
there never any toilet paper..
-
or ever any hand soap
-
and clean towels
-
or even dirty towels to
-
on the bright side there
-
is Larry who always comes
-
when least expected to show
-
everyone his box with
-
Meg's thong tucked neatly inside :o
-
Cute one Cody...*laughing*
The pocket of Cody's....
-
grins and winks at you.
pants, as he wonders how..
-
and when they got there
-
suddenly remembering and smiling as..
-
he faintly remembers when he....
-
was with her and they...
-
exchanged their thongs and .....LOL
-
*LOL*... funny girl.
hers was hot pink, which
-
matched his with a little....
-
pouch to keep thing tucked...
-
in a safe place till ....
-
he could give it to
-
to someone who will....
-
remember who they belonged to
-
before he tries wearing them...
-
with his hot pants again *L*
-
and his leather chaps and ....
-
shakes his crop at you *LOL*
-
grabs it from you and .....
-
threatens to beat me with
-
the end of it that
-
stings like a bee and
-
still hurts so good, but
-
he wants more and more
-
but realizes that he just
-
doesn't like pain and .....
-
watching cartoons is fun too
-
especially when he eats Pollys
-
lol..ok that was a set up momma!..*L*
-
Who was set up???
-
Fried Twinkies and Oreos with
-
a scoop of ice-cream on
-
top of a glass of
-
ice cold milk
-
milk does a body good
-
it makes one's bones harder
((thinks I should of used stronger there, oh well, just read it as it was meant.... *LOL*))
-
and your teeth whiter but
-
can give you a bad
-
headache or wonky tummy..
*wont reply to Codys post *
-
but makes a body good
(just check out Megs)...*grins*
-
until ya bust ya knee
*doesnt look at Meggers body*
-
trying new positions which can
-
increase one's desire to want
-
new toyboys in every flavor
-
for Brat to enjoy and
-
to keep for her very..
-
so she doesnt want to
-
run off with her boytoys...lol
-
but shows them off in
-
telling stories about them and
-
makin ER jealous because he
-
wanted to be her boytoy...LOL
-
but Braty wanted someone
-
Not so old and perverted....LOL...
I'm going to get killed for that post..LOL
-
so she looks for her
-
young guys tat Meg couldnt
LOL,,,ya think Meg
-
find except she found larry
-
who she visits in the
-
basement and brings coffee and
-
and donuts for the whole
-
bunch of regulars here in
-
In the Coffee Shop and
-
does so while he continues
-
To finish his coffee and
-
and think of ways to
-
get Meg in the closet
-
*LOL*... good one...
to look at all the..
-
naughtie things that bratty keeps
-
in her famous toybag.
-
but Bratty catches her with
-
her favorite toy, and she...
-
she says its not what
-
I wanted, so now she
-
Puts it back where she
-
can find it later, and
-
finally finds it in the
-
the exact same spot, that
-
she didn't remember leaving it
-
but now she's embarrassed, because
-
It's right where she always
-
wanted to put it, but
-
wasn't sure there was enough
-
to fulfill her every....
*G*
-
Ok..This one is a hard one to follow...LOL
Wish..To find a new
-
awww, wasn't that bad...*L*
toyboy, so she can start
-
LOL
Letting the old ones go....
-
only keeping those that she
-
can call her boytoys and
-
make her happy all through
-
the time she is at the
-
height of her toyboy pleasure *L*
-
and the height of her
-
own pleasure, which made her
-
wake from her sound sleep...
-
panting and hoping it wasn't
-
A dang ole dream cause...
-
she really got all hot
-
kicking her covers off to
-
show her toyboy what she
-
How she makes her bed
-
with him in it,while *L*
-
She pulls all the covers
-
completely off, so that she
-
can strip the bed to
-
find him yet again, while
-
You are making it hard..LOL
I take the sheets off
-
actually, thought you were the one making it............ *L*
and slap him on his
-
Hmmm..Not going to reply to that one...LOL..
rear and says get up...
-
so he does jump right *LOL*
-
out of the bed and ....
-
chases you through the house
-
hey hey! enough talk about my boytoy! I like him in the sheets!
and pushes ya in the shower,,
-
and turns it on cold
-
*L* it looks like they both..
-
They both what ?..LOL
-
need a cold shower!
-
watches meg and cody as
-
she takes his hand and...
-
leads him to the cold
-
where she warms the
-
up and teases Bratty about
-
her boytoys who are
-
still locked in her closet *LOL*
-
until they agree to .....
-
do her bidding while she...
-
watches them very carefully so
-
So they don't try and .....
-
eat all the pizza before
-
before ER gets a taste
-
ER loves Pizza and
-
a side dish of Meg ;)
-
cas shes so deliouis on
-
on a summer sunny day
-
dressed in her little cotton
-
colorful sun dress tat she
-
loves to slip on when...
-
she decides to go around
-
the coffee shop, looking for..
-
a cup of coffee and
-
and something very sweet to...
-
to eat while she is
-
drinking her coffee and waiting..
-
for the entertainment to
-
catch her attention, while she...
-
sits very patiently and
-
glances about, wondering if he...
-
is going to walk through
-
that door, so she can..
-
toss donuts at his
-
hmmmmm knows I can't go there... *LOL*...
throbbing, swollen head, before he... *LOL*
-
You can't go there?...I think you already did..LOL
Ok..This one is a hard one to follow..LOL
goes takes a shower and ....
-
*LOL*.. nope, your mind is crawling into the gutter missy.... *G*
makes the water cold, so..
-
Oh...My mind isn't going into the gutter..LOL
he can take his rubber....
-
ok, it's coming out of the gutter... *LOL*
*LOL*... wow..... ummmm..
life ring and slip it.. ..
-
*dies laughing*.....Pssstt....that was suppose to be followed with a rubber ducky..LOL...
around his waist so he
-
yeah, but what's the fun in going with the ole ducky.. *L*
bounce off the walls, while..
-
LOL..You have a point there..LOL
he tries to swim in
-
the shower, but keeps getting
-
getting interrupting by the
-
phone ringing in the other
-
down the hall in the
-
other shower, so he hops
-
out of that one and
-
slips down the hall, tying to
-
not to fall as he
-
slips and slides as he.
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Drops his towel and trips
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falling flat on his little
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nose...and it hurt his
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pride, so he quickly got