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Title: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on September 29, 2008, 12:35:50 PM
Insults are not actually permitted on our boards here at Maze. However, I do understand the need to vent and at times there are just certain terms that seem to fit so well but can not be used.

In light of this, this thread is being created to vent those words.

Feel free to post all those colorful descriptive terms to get them out of your system... but NO DIRECT corelation to anyone will be permitted.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on September 29, 2008, 12:49:55 PM
Twatwaffle
Nutnuzzle
Monkeyspunk

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on September 29, 2008, 03:08:49 PM
jizzdrizzle

lol!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Amber on September 29, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
Pus infested cum bubble!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Furaan on September 29, 2008, 03:50:29 PM
Full blown swine vomit
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on September 29, 2008, 04:01:44 PM
Douche-bag

Dip-shit

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Furaan on September 29, 2008, 04:28:42 PM
You pus-suckling politically ambiguous witless up-chuck-inspiring butt-licking fuckstick!!!



ok... that one hurt my own brain...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on September 29, 2008, 04:52:09 PM
LMAO at Furaan!!


Yeah, what HE said!!!


*howling*

CUM DUMPSTER!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on September 29, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
loincloth chomping Butt-Head.

teletubbie rubbing cursed eunuch who clobbers the worthless brute and the yodelling pervert.

whoring Ass-Bandit.

mutilated boner.

whoring chicken molester.

kapitalist Ass-Licker.

moronic Dick-Lips.

sewer dwelling Dim-Wit

slime spewing abortion-survivor

-just a few of my favorites!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on September 29, 2008, 05:04:55 PM
also....

Butt pirate...

*WEFG*
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Furaan on September 29, 2008, 05:30:53 PM
Arrrrrrr!!!! *waves my saber around*
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on September 29, 2008, 05:56:21 PM
lolz @ Furaan...


Toe Cheese

bosk doodies (I just had to!)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Nexhias on September 29, 2008, 07:10:07 PM
-Coughs-

Numb nutts
Twat chops
Butt nugget
Dingleberry (Classic!)
Jizz beard
Crotch stain
Turd burglar
Peckerhead (Classic!)
Scab hound
Wanker
Gherkin penis
Slut monkey
Tool

These are just a few of the names I lovingly bestow upon my brothers in r/t. :)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on September 29, 2008, 11:01:54 PM
Why you sonofapencildickedcumguzzlingdirtysanchezselffingeredfudgepackingassmunchingshitgurglingmotherfuckinggeekneckedasshole.

Raz
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Kitya on September 30, 2008, 04:23:33 PM
wow... I feel so... clean.... *LOL* I have no insults that compare to any of those! I almost feel virginal!

My favorite has always been, "Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier and hug an octopus"
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: kadi{MTC} on September 30, 2008, 04:45:53 PM
fuckfuckfuckityfuck
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on October 01, 2008, 09:51:47 AM
Buttmunch
Dicksmack
Rimlick
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on October 01, 2008, 09:58:44 AM
Window-licker
Ass-bandit

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 02, 2008, 06:56:14 AM
Bilgetramp
Fucktard
Condomreject
skidmark
rumpmuncher
wingnut
PLEABBBBies
trichtwatmoron

insignificantcelluarmembranethatshouldhaverandownyomommaslegbecauseyou'reawasteofgoodair.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 02, 2008, 07:43:34 AM
oxygen thief~

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on October 02, 2008, 04:30:30 PM
noob

Raz
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: kadi{MTC} on October 03, 2008, 02:28:17 AM
twat
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on October 04, 2008, 04:06:20 PM
Coloncamper
Fudgepusher
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 08, 2008, 10:02:30 AM
pudwhacker
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: sinnocent on October 10, 2008, 01:43:29 PM
coverz my virginal eyes and slinks off
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shadow duck on October 10, 2008, 03:48:11 PM
gawddangsonofahorsesrearsoontobenotbreathinwormfeedinmagot....


Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Terran on October 12, 2008, 12:49:56 PM
Swallow baby
cum stain
cock smoker
fuck stain
cum guzzling gutter slut
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: dilshad{property of Tira} on October 12, 2008, 12:57:14 PM
coverz my virginal eyes and slinks off

helps sin with the whole eye covering thingy

grins
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on October 13, 2008, 09:43:29 AM
is she the only one who would love to be called some of these names?

~laughing~

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on October 13, 2008, 04:09:59 PM
Condomreject

Coloncamper

pudwhacker
cum guzzling gutter slut


thank you all for these!  my ex-roomie showed up at my work today when I was just clocking out and tried to talk to me.... well the talking went fine till he tried to shift blame... so I used all of these wonderful and freshly learned expletives!

I love you guys!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on October 13, 2008, 06:52:46 PM
Condomreject

Coloncamper

pudwhacker
cum guzzling gutter slut


thank you all for these!  my ex-roomie showed up at my work today when I was just clocking out and tried to talk to me.... well the talking went fine till he tried to shift blame... so I used all of these wonderful and freshly learned expletives!

I love you guys!

ROTFLMTAO

 :-*
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on October 15, 2008, 01:13:20 AM
Cocksucker
Cumshot
Peterpumper
Needledick
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: ~*jale*~ {Lil} on October 15, 2008, 07:03:27 PM
~quietly gathers her words~  ahem... 
"sperm gurgling butt whore!!!!!!!!!!!"......
ahhhh...that felt good!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on October 15, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
~quietly gathers her words~  ahem... 
"sperm gurgling butt whore!!!!!!!!!!!"......
ahhhh...that felt good!


OMG!!! You Go jale!!! LMTAO!!!

Of all people!!!

 :-* :-* :D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on October 16, 2008, 06:09:13 PM
~gdf'ng-pussies-in-red-socked-pajames~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Titus on October 16, 2008, 07:06:04 PM
Mytzlplk! oh thats wrong

cumwad
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on October 17, 2008, 06:50:18 AM
~gdf'ng-pussies-in-red-socked-pajames~


i take it back..i take it back...i take it back...;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on October 18, 2008, 05:33:55 PM
-heres a few rude things to say that I found while looking for another word for jackass and douchebag...-



Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 19, 2008, 01:54:15 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on October 20, 2008, 05:26:55 AM
why-the-fuck-didn't-you-pull-our-pitcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on October 23, 2008, 07:06:56 AM
i-better-get-a-fucking-mother-of-the-year-award-for-today!!!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Salem on October 26, 2008, 02:32:04 PM
You all need to learn how to masturbate. Saves untold amounts of breath. ::)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: kadi{MTC} on October 26, 2008, 03:44:07 PM
yer but leaves you with a sore wrist  ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on October 26, 2008, 11:38:56 PM
You all need to learn how to masturbate. Saves untold amounts of breath. ::)

um.... yeah I dont think so...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Huntress on October 27, 2008, 11:10:55 AM
* Read all the pages and posts, tilts head slight just not sure what to offer, then crinkles Her nose *



Ya'll really need a hobbie...   ;D       * Then realize I'M much to much a Lady for this, blows kisses and scrams*



Vala
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: kadi{MTC} on October 27, 2008, 01:54:45 PM
chokes

kadi
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 28, 2008, 11:41:48 AM
*looks at Huntress*

yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt..


*LOL*

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 28, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
OMG>>>>>> monkeys are gonna fly out of her ass...... call 911.... Call the fire dept..... wait..... call CNN and FOX... because this is gonna be good
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on November 16, 2008, 01:55:59 PM
freakintornadowatchesinnewenglandinnovember
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on November 16, 2008, 03:50:42 PM
thenthreedayslatersnowfalls
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Alex on November 16, 2008, 10:05:55 PM
turd tamper
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on November 17, 2008, 02:57:36 PM
Colon cruisin' butt fuckery
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on November 17, 2008, 03:13:23 PM
bullshit spewing, cockgnobbling sewer slut.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Alex on November 21, 2008, 10:07:10 AM
lesbian Buttsex captain
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: silence{MTC} on November 23, 2008, 11:37:45 AM
Ahemmmm - peers around and makes sure no one is watching - cumguzzleinggutterslimeslurrpingaidesinfestedpoorexcuseforagorean  - tip toes away before she is caught -
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on December 21, 2008, 06:20:40 PM
In regards to ths weeks football picks:


Sonuvabitchin three-balled colon cruisin' butt fuckery assmunching, genital fondling jiz gargling, twatwaffled goatscrewed, clusterfucking rimlicking, dilly-whacking pud-pounding, buttmunching dicksmacking, cock sucking motherfucking anal retentive, coloncamping fudgepushing, limp-dicked rubber-wristing reach around peter-pumping, needle-dicked window-licking leg-humping, twinkle-toed willie-whacking crosseyed knob-pounding, nut-nuzzling putrid festering herpes-slurping, jimmy-jerking cornholing monkey-spunking, chimp-smacking wad-slurping matress-staining, gumby-choking football-fucking, crevise-creasing roid-rubbing wingwazzle, slime-spewing curly collecting, ass-bandit wang-faced finger-friggin,willy-wetting assholes!!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on December 21, 2008, 07:17:21 PM
Physco Devil's Ho's Beast...

cause you aint worth being the devil.... or the devils beast.... youre the Ho's beast... thats low!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Alex on December 22, 2008, 01:01:08 PM
turd tamping testoerone taking lesbian but sex mongering retard
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: DaPaleOne on December 26, 2008, 07:45:02 PM
spermburpingasslickingdirtytwatsuckingunholyfartsniffinguserofrecycledvibratorscockknockingassmarmot
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on March 01, 2009, 04:52:11 AM
ihatethefuckingsnow........canfinallyseethegrassonthelawn.....andnowanotherfootoffuckingwhitestuffiscomingtonight
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 01, 2009, 01:54:37 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shylina Marie on March 01, 2009, 04:34:04 PM
this is simple.....

 BOB reject.... you know its bad when BOB rejects you.....


and for those curious...... Bob.....is a battery operated boyfriend.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on March 01, 2009, 09:19:54 PM
-lols at Shy-

dilapated butt sex pirate reject
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shylina Marie on March 02, 2009, 09:46:49 AM
wormshitcumguzzlingindireneedofanacidenemabullnutlickingfreakazoidonsteriodswithhemroids
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on March 21, 2009, 01:49:43 PM
whythefuckdoifeelguiltyoversomethingididntdo?
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on April 02, 2009, 01:56:33 PM
-deep breaths and compiles all of these-...ad ING to the end of most of them...

Twatwaffle, Nutnuzzle, Monkeyspunk, jizzdrizzle, Pus infested cum bubble!, Full blown swine vomit,Douche-bag, Dip-shit, pus-suckling politically ambiguous witless up-chuck-inspiring butt-licking fuckstick!, Cum Dumpster, Loincloth chomping Butt-Head, teletubbie rubbing cursed eunuch who clobbers the worthless brute and the yodelling pervert, whoring Ass-Bandit, mutilated boner, whoring chicken molester, kapitalist Ass-Licker, moronic Dick-Lips, sewer dwelling Dim-Wit, slime spewing abortion-survivor, butt pirate, toe cheese, bosk doodies, numb nuts, twat chops, butt nugget, dingleberry, jizz beard, crotch stain, turd burglar, peckerhead, scab hound, wanker, gherkin penis, slut monkey, tool, son of a pencil dicked cum guzzling dirty sanchez self fingered fudge packing assmunching shit gurgling mother fucking geek necked asshole, fuck fuck fuckity fuck, buttmunch, dicksmack, rimlick, windowl-licker, bilgetramp, fucktard, condom-reject, skidmark, rumpmuncher, wingnut, pleabbbbies, trichtawtmoron, insignificant celluar membrane that should have ran down yo mommas leg because you're a waste of good air, oxygen thief, noob, twat, colon camper, fudge pusher, pud wacker, gawd dang son of a horses rear soon to be not breathin worm feedin magot, swallow baby, cumstain, cock smoker, fuck stain, cum guzzling gutter slut, cocksucker, cumshot, peterpumper, needledick, sperm gurgling butt whore, cum wad, turd tamper, colon cruisin' butt fuckery, bullshit spewing, cockgnobbling sewer slut, lesbian buttsex captain, cum guzzleing gutter slime slurrping aids infested poor excuse for a gorean, Sonuva bitchin three-balled colon cruisin' butt fuckery assmunching, genital fondling jiz gargling, twatwaffled goatscrewed, clusterfucking rimlicking, dilly-whacking pud-pounding, buttmunching dicksmacking, cock sucking motherfucking anal retentive, coloncamping fudgepushing, limp-dicked rubber-wristing reach around peter-pumping, needle-dicked window-licking leg-humping, twinkle-toed willie-whacking crosseyed knob-pounding, nut-nuzzling putrid festering herpes-slurping, jimmy-jerking cornholing monkey-spunking, chimp-smacking wad-slurping matress-staining, gumby-choking football-fucking, crevise-creasing roid-rubbing wingwazzle, slime-spewing curly collecting, ass-bandit wang-faced finger-friggin,willy-wetting assholes, Physco Devil's Ho's Beast, turd tamping testoerone taking lesbian but sex mongering retard, sperm burping ass licking dirty twat sucking unholy fart sniffing user of recycle dvibrators cock knocking ass marmot, dilapated butt sex pirate reject, worm shit cum guzzling in dire need of an acid enema, bull nut licking freakazoid on steriods with hemroids,

((and without adieu, my addition to this glorious slew of insults?))


so kiss my fucking ass you cumguzzling rotting knob fucktarding piece of filthy disease infested pustule SHITBAG.....-smiles n slaps hands-..AHHHH MMUCH better.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on April 02, 2009, 03:26:48 PM
*Applauds*  LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Alex on April 06, 2009, 12:29:09 PM

Wow
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: risky{MTC} on April 06, 2009, 12:36:57 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on April 16, 2009, 02:28:46 PM
and yes...I 'do' censor myself impeccably while in the presence of my children..-snicker- ::) ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on April 19, 2009, 03:06:18 PM
yea, Mistress!...jumps up and down waving 'pom poms'...that was amazing!

amanda   
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on April 25, 2009, 11:15:20 PM
left our unseasonably high of 85 for the beach that was freaking literally fogged over, 65 at best and wicked windy, and the camera wouldnt work..stupid new england weather

(i know, pretty tame, but there was much venom behind those simple words..lol)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Serinna on May 01, 2009, 08:58:32 PM
diseased rhinoceros pizzle
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on May 02, 2009, 01:31:47 AM
..walking out of the Courthouse...

"ethiopian jug fucking bastard dipstick shitlicking pig scum swallowing dog fucker"...

'meep'...was this microphone on?'

'shit o dear'

amanda
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on May 02, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on May 07, 2009, 10:51:36 AM
laughs her fucking ass off after hearing of Manny's 50 game suspension
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on June 06, 2009, 12:18:54 PM
~spews a shitload of swears~

stupid grocery store that made her slip on liquid coffee creamer and hurt her knee and look like she wet her pants....

wishiwasanasswhowouldsueandusemoneytopayforbracesmysonisabouttoget

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on June 11, 2009, 07:39:57 PM
fuxking waste of my fucking air ASSHOLE...-coughprickcough-  ahh much better
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: CinaSinclaire on June 13, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
 :o :o

Sneaks up to the board.. looking about.. scratches head,, You mean we  really can swear Here and Not get into trouble?? No Lava Soap Hall Monitor  here.......ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Smiles every so sweetly..

Youcocksuckingmotherf..kingsonofabitchbastardwhowaswhelpedoutofthebackendofaslimcoveredmaggotinfestedjackelwhowasscrewedbyamangecoveredrabbiddog!!!!!

How did I do Folks?????

Cina
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on June 13, 2009, 05:57:01 PM
LMFAO!!! NICE ONE...........hahahaha   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on August 21, 2009, 01:50:16 PM
~is a light weight~....goddamnfuckingtornadowatches!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on August 21, 2009, 05:09:16 PM
hopefully Bill won't cause the weather to stay too severe through the weekend... Though if this front didn't come in when it did, we would be on our way out of the state to safety..

~mutters~

stupidfuckinggoddamnfuckinghurricanestryingtofuckinginvadeourfuckingareabutinsteadfuckingcausinghighfuckingsurfandgoddamnwickedthunderfuckingstormsandfuckingupabeautifulfuckingweekendweatherwithfuckinghorridstormandfuckinghumidityfromfuckinghell

~smiles as I feel a bit better~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on August 21, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
...counts the letters...

"ladies and gentlemen...we have a new record for the longest curseword...congrats to Mistress!"

...jumps up and down waving 'pom poms'..."Yaaaayyyyyyyy Mistress!"

amanda
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shadow duck on August 27, 2009, 01:05:27 AM
settles in to watch the fireworks then waits for the dust to clear..... gawddamnmotherfuckinidiottakinbrainlessdilholeofamalewhothinksheistheonlyonealive.wishes theywouldwakeuprollover an inhale the assjuicethatslideoutfromtherearexitoftheirbrain.... ((willexplainthisonedayifrequired))
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: kadi{MTC} on August 27, 2009, 05:22:46 AM
lol chain
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on August 28, 2009, 05:05:15 PM
:o
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on August 28, 2009, 11:43:39 PM
chain, that was wonderful...

you must explain it someday...

hugs.

amanda
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shadow duck on August 29, 2009, 01:04:02 AM
dealin with medical personal for both myself and my partner... seems they can not agree as to anything or to find the solutions to any of the problems that have attacked us both... so for those that require my reasons for not being around cept to check the boards well there ya go.. I live I breath I spit fire of late... one day I will be kickin some drs butts from here to timbucktoo... an back..... either that or drive a few wheels over there backside to see if that gets their brains to work right..... ??? do ya think 18 wheels is enuff back a forth a few thousand times to get it started???? oh an I will be enterin the hospital sometime in the next four weeks for a reversal of a prior surgury and also to have all my teeths pulled.. so wonder which end they are gonna work on first.. seein as they can't do it over a few days it has to be done all on the same day.. have already been bumped four times... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. stupid health care system we got now... ok enuff rantin from me i wish you all well.. I will be around.. just not feelin like chanz right now.....

leaves hugs to those that matter.. (( an I know you know who you are... ))) ((( blows a soft kiss to the winds of the pm Buddy)))
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on August 29, 2009, 07:08:35 PM
dealin with medical personal for both myself and my partner... seems they can not agree as to anything or to find the solutions to any of the problems that have attacked us both... so for those that require my reasons for not being around cept to check the boards well there ya go.. I live I breath I spit fire of late... one day I will be kickin some drs butts from here to timbucktoo... an back..... either that or drive a few wheels over there backside to see if that gets their brains to work right..... ??? do ya think 18 wheels is enuff back a forth a few thousand times to get it started???? oh an I will be enterin the hospital sometime in the next four weeks for a reversal of a prior surgury and also to have all my teeths pulled.. so wonder which end they are gonna work on first.. seein as they can't do it over a few days it has to be done all on the same day.. have already been bumped four times... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. stupid health care system we got now... ok enuff rantin from me i wish you all well.. I will be around.. just not feelin like chanz right now.....

leaves hugs to those that matter.. (( an I know you know who you are... ))) ((( blows a soft kiss to the winds of the pm Buddy)))

*Huggers tight*  :-* :-* :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on August 29, 2009, 11:42:13 PM
~huggles duckie tight and whispers~ you are missed, but I know the pain you are going through... hopefully they will pull their heads out of their asses before they require a plexitomy (I think that's how it's spelled, could be wrong, it late, and I'm tired)... will explain to you what it means via board PM... will make your day, especially when you find out who first told me about it... ~giggles and heads off to bed before I end up in more trouble~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on August 31, 2009, 04:03:41 PM
cocksuckingmoronicpieceofpusfesteringpileofboskshit..................-mutter, growl, pace-...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Alex on August 31, 2009, 04:10:10 PM
dilhole
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on August 31, 2009, 04:11:57 PM
NICE!!!!   ;D ;D ;D  10,000 points!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Alex on August 31, 2009, 08:19:44 PM
NICE!!!!   ;D ;D ;D  10,000 points!!

sometimes less is more
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on September 04, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
Jizz-faced skidwipe
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on September 17, 2009, 01:59:21 PM
ree-ree d-bag... >:(
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Melanie on September 22, 2009, 06:18:45 PM
Just to add my personal favorites...

cock monkey - My sister about died in snorting laughter when she first heard me put this one to use

And....
I know this really cool game, interested? (of course that line can be used any way you can make it work)
Sure...

It's called.....hide and go fuck yourself
And that one's so gratifying when you say it with a 'shit-eating' grin.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on September 23, 2009, 06:45:12 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on November 25, 2009, 04:22:29 PM
'asshole chewing, goat fucking, funny hat wearing jizzbag'

(uh...the mike was still on..., 'your loveliness'...)

'shit oh dear'
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on November 25, 2009, 07:03:54 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on December 16, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
pile infested puss fucker!!!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on December 18, 2009, 01:36:36 PM
@&#%!

sometimes there are no words
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: rep on January 11, 2010, 05:16:20 AM
(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/kiahmtc/ayfs.jpg)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on January 27, 2010, 05:06:36 PM
goddamn fucking piece of shit, cock sucker who doesn't know how to do their fucking goddamn job and won't listen to the boss when told they are the person who does the schedule and tells them what to do, but does their own damn thing and if a woman asks them to do something they fuck around until a man or their boss tells them it's okay to fucking do what ANY FUCKING PERSON WHO STAYS HERE SAYS AS THAT IS THEIR FUCKING JOB, TO PLEASE THE FUCKING GUESTS, NOT HIS OWN FUCKING EGO... though with our luck, the best part of this fuckwad ran down their mother's leg when their father was fucking their mother, who might have been the whore of the night...

~glances up and shakes my head~ damn it, I still want to go down and choke out the remaining life out of the cocksucker working tonight, as I am a woman who shouldn't be able to have a say in anything, and so I send down a really pissed off husband to tell them what to do and how to do it, even though they're supposed to be an IT tech, and can't figure out how to flip a fucking goddamn switch to restart the goddamn fucking router and modem to the wireless internet.. And they wonder why NO ONE will keep them for longer than a week at whatever fucking place hired them, when they prove they have NO FUCKING CLUE about nofuckingthing that has to do with computers inside or out... ~sighs and goes to try and vent elsewhere, flips through the games and finds one that I can kill things and thinks this one will do the trick~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on February 15, 2010, 12:05:06 AM
"they are fucktarding morons who couldnt fucking find their own ass if their head was shoved up it!!"...

epic.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 03, 2010, 03:33:12 PM
son of a nose nugget

motherfrakking toaster oven





Just a couple of insults I use on my computer at times
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 04, 2010, 06:18:06 PM
LOL If we began posting the insults we hurl at our computers on here it could open up an entirely new venue for hate crimes. *G*
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on March 04, 2010, 10:55:40 PM
Goddam bullshit 30 degree weather in San Diego.... being all cold and getting me sick...

F-U weather!

and F-U John Coleman for being so damn happy when forcasting the rain! [I still love you tho]
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 05, 2010, 05:49:49 AM
LOL If we began posting the insults we hurl at our computers on here it could open up an entirely new venue for hate crimes. *G*

*chuckling* This is so very true indeed. Right now my insults know no bounds, especially considering the weather here in Florida now (woke up it  was 40 and now it is 51) as well as when I have to keep an eye to the tropics in the summer. I also have a goat that I might toss on the grill if it keeps trying to gore me and rear up on me as well as a dog that keeps trying to go garbage diving and bringing it back into my yard

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 05, 2010, 05:44:36 PM
LMTAO!!!

Just smack the goat with your computer and let the dog drag it around the yard.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on March 05, 2010, 11:33:08 PM
FUCKTARDING BITCH
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Kimba~ on March 06, 2010, 01:24:42 PM
Is that a nose ring, or a bloody boogar hanging out?
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on March 07, 2010, 03:47:06 AM
UNRELENTING OVERLY POMPOUS PIECE OF COCKSUCKING BITCH FROM HELL!!!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 07, 2010, 06:10:47 PM




Enough






Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on March 08, 2010, 02:31:28 PM
I was speaking of a drunk woman in the hotel that night/morning, as was said on the mini-me howling thread... Ray, I and the manager of the hotel, were up til 6am with this woman, who did not understand that she was to stay in her room or the cops would be called... She got that fact, when we called the cops and had her taken care of... As I told you before, the owner doesn't like doing that, unless more than just us are calling in to complain...

So no, this had nothing to do with the previous posts, I was reading the boards before the state trooper came to our room to speak to us about the incident, so I came here and vented..
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on March 08, 2010, 05:48:32 PM




Enough





am I still allowed to vent about the weather?
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Mercilayne on March 08, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
hey there is nothing to vent about the weather now!  Sunny, nice..almost 60.    ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on March 08, 2010, 05:57:33 PM
I got a good one. Snowstorm on friday here......

FUCK YOU SNOW!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Ariakas on March 08, 2010, 06:06:06 PM
*Nods to Shoko* I am getting tired of rain only on the weekends here in San Diego...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 08, 2010, 09:39:54 PM
Got a lot to vent on, but not about the weather for the most part as it is 70's in the day and 55 - 60 at night for now


Come hurricane season, though, I will vent if there is a hurricane threatening Florida
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 09, 2010, 04:43:23 AM
There is always a hurricane threatening Florida. LOL
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 09, 2010, 05:26:41 AM
Sometimes better hurricanes in Florida than snowstorms
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 09, 2010, 05:30:16 AM
I think I would rather shovel OUT my house than have to shovel UP my house.

 :D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on March 09, 2010, 06:26:40 AM
Damn 70's in weather...what the he....oh...wait...thats a good thing...

Nevermind.

Raz
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 09, 2010, 07:49:06 AM
Damn 70's in weather...what the he....oh...wait...thats a good thing...

Nevermind.

Raz

*chuckling* The joys of living in Florida. Many people refer to it as paradise. No snow for the most part in the state (and none here in the southwest part where I live) and wonderful beach weather about 300 days out of the year
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on March 09, 2010, 01:37:38 PM
~grumbles loudly~ goddamnfuckingstupidinaneweathermensayingwewillgetfivedaysofrainifIwantedfivedaysofrainIwouldmovebacktoCali!

~lets out a breath and shakes head~ Nope, still don't feel better
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on March 09, 2010, 01:58:32 PM
i think we all need to get back to insults that are not directly pointed. I could be wrong. But thats how it was. Could we get back to that pls.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 09, 2010, 03:05:20 PM
*grumbling under my breath* sonofamudderfrakkingseabiscuit
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Kimba~ on March 09, 2010, 04:00:11 PM
Bitch dogs got me so upset I got a zit.  They're gonna pay!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on March 09, 2010, 06:02:40 PM
Bitch dogs got me so upset I got a zit.  They're gonna pay!


Just think what they raised on the stud!!!

 ::) :D :-*
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: DaPaleOne on March 10, 2010, 03:37:24 PM
cock sucking ass diving sperm burping greasy twat
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on March 10, 2010, 04:20:29 PM
*Nods to Shoko* I am getting tired of rain only on the weekends here in San Diego...

I thought no one else understood!!! -clings to- Im in San Diego too!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Ariakas on March 10, 2010, 04:23:24 PM
*Nods to Shoko* I am getting tired of rain only on the weekends here in San Diego...

I thought no one else understood!!! -clings to- Im in San Diego too!

yeah I saw your earlier post, this is crap!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on March 11, 2010, 09:34:03 AM
Stupid assed attention whoring cunts every last fucking one of you bitch ass punks
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on March 11, 2010, 05:44:46 PM
Stupid assed attention whoring cunts every last fucking one of you bitch ass punks

wow raz! harsh!!

-clears throat- Spermicidal Maniac!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: kadi{MTC} on March 11, 2010, 06:19:21 PM
just looks and then crawls into the shadows out of the way
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: familure{TD} on March 18, 2010, 08:18:22 PM
~sneaks in, looking alllll around before drawing in a lil breath and pausing to look all cute~

supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit

~coughs and wanders back to the shadows of rt~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on March 21, 2010, 12:41:06 PM
~comes here and vents as I need to before I go and do something stupid~

stupid cocksucker's words are worth nothing more than his fucking dick in the middle of an all woman's night at a fucking goddamn fucking club.. broken promises and love mean nothing to this asshole and I hope to the gods and goddesses that cocksucker fucking gets a hundred lives in hell for his broken promises and hurt this asshole has caused already...

~walks off in tears, and doesn't feel any better with these words, as I would like to say this to this asshole's face here and now, but have been told not to~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on March 22, 2010, 09:55:13 PM
son of a Denebian slime devil!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: familure{TD} on March 31, 2010, 08:48:05 AM
i would call you a cunt...however you seem to be lacking both the depth and warmth fo me to do so.....

~bats lashes and saunters back to rt~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on March 31, 2010, 07:43:59 PM
You ever stop to think that maybe you really are a sack of shit?  Literally.

So full of yourself that you have to dictate everything and simply ignore anyone that is not on your band wagon.

My one word insult to you stems from something bottemless.

Pity.

The depths of such have no limits as I see you.

Raz
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on March 31, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
Raz...

im in touch with those feelings lately -nods-
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Melanie on April 01, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
Oooo...you dirty, sleezy slimeball, gutterslut, puke chunk......*smirks in satusfaction*..I feel better...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on April 01, 2010, 07:30:58 PM
bitch.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: familure{TD} on April 03, 2010, 06:24:34 PM
dramaqueenattentionseekingwannabeslavemanipulativepsychopathicinbredignorantpathalogicallyingtwistedcumstainonthewalloflife

~breathes~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Mercilayne on April 03, 2010, 07:01:40 PM
selfcentered arrogant egostical fucking whoreofacocksucking bitch!  conceited overbearing self-righteous whorebag who has no fucking clue what the hell is going on and is too supercilious to see the real reasons why things go the way that they do.  need to keep your GD'd trap shut before your mouth writes a check that your ass can't cash.

-grumbles lowly and stalks off-
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on April 03, 2010, 08:37:52 PM
*Gets out my check book*

Raz
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on April 03, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
SHITHEAD   ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Mercilayne on April 04, 2010, 09:12:16 AM
-blinksblinks then just bol-  Thank you Raziel.  I needed that.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RickBulow74 on April 04, 2010, 11:33:42 AM
you son of a flea infested Kur
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on April 05, 2010, 11:44:53 PM
pigheaded piece of shit..................need i say more. no.  ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on April 06, 2010, 12:10:13 AM
WARNING

The direction this thread seems to be taking will not be condoned on the Maze Boards.

This thread is to blow off steam, in a creative and amusing way, not by direct insult by intent or innuendo towards any chatter.

Failure to heed this warning and reminder will result in this thread being deleted, as well as possible additional consequences.


Rags
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on April 27, 2010, 05:34:55 AM
Stupid motherfucking good for nothing piece of shit, can't wait til you move out, and stop trying to give me and every other person in this house a nervous breakdown, and maybe a piece of mind when you are gone... Friday can't get here any faster, you should have been gone as of yesterday...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on May 12, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
Pathetic fucking WASTE of a human being. This is MY life, and MY fucking CHILDREN. THEY COME FIRST, not you. Your fucking SICK in the fucking head, and are a danger to yourself, and everyone around you. Fucking lie, make up MORE bullshit. I will fucking see you in COURT. Then we'll see whos fucking INCOMPETANT.......you fuckTARD...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Melanie on May 19, 2010, 07:59:31 AM
That's right Ms Piggy...stuff your face more...huff and puff while you bend over the counter shoveling food in your mouth like you're STARVING to death...*few more huffs between shoveling*....when a whole fucking poverty-ridden continent would get fat and happy off your body fat if it was edible!...

Yeah...what a grand life you live while collecting your SSI, living on a couch because you can't roll your fat ass to the bedroom and into bed....You're lucky if you leave the house once a week...PATHETIC...go ahead, keep continuing to cheat people, using them at their lowest points in their life to make your...whale of a belly fatter....

Awww...did I wake you up when I said I wasn't going to stay here and PAY you MORE money to feed your fat ass?....HAHA!!! I need to eat too, you selfish whale! Oh wait...you don't give a fuck about anyone but yerself...well guess what...I don't give a FLYING fuck about yer problems and yer belly...I'm actually ashamed that yer a part of the female race...Keep livin' in this pig-pen you call home...you deserve it...But you SURE as FUCK have NO right tellin' me how to live my life!

*feels sooo much better*....she reminds me of Violet from Willy Wonka when she turned into a blueberry!....

Mel

P.S....I am sorry Bro if this is in violation of your warning...I can't tell if it is or not...but I needed to blow off some majorly built-up steam....This is totally an R/T statement, and has nothing to do with Anyone  I know v/t....
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on May 28, 2010, 06:58:02 PM
-snarls-

You fucking pathetic piece of shit. Sorry excuse of a FUCKING human being. Leaving a fucking DISABLED child to fucking make his OWN short walk home, after getting fucking HURT! You IDIOT you fucking LIVE with this kid, and you dont give a fuck? Too busy trying to look fucking COOL with your LAME friends. Who wouldnt know shit even if they fucking smelt it. the mark on his fucking head as round as a regular sized fucking hair tie, and even a motherfucking bruise on his GD cheek?? The sound was SO FUCKING LOUD. Your fat stupid pathetic ass was not even a FUCKING METER FROM HIM

-tosses a carboard box-..theres your new house...and all the doors are locked. sorry cant hear the knocking FUCK YOU..


-whips chalk at the wall and goes snarling-..do not EVER fuck with a mother and her kids..
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on May 29, 2010, 11:10:45 AM
Why even bother anymore, it's not worth it, getting ignored not listened to and being treated as if nothing is wrong and saying they can run more test yet they doubt they will find anything out of the ordinary.. Am tired of the pain, tired of the games, and I can't take their bullshit anymore, I just can't fucking take it anymore.. I fucking QUIT!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on June 12, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
son of a bitch needs to get the stick out of his ass and the blinders off his eyes so he can see how much he has fucked up his life so far, because he believes the world revolves around her, and not his wife of nearly 30 years.. fucking her every chance he gets, so addicted to her that he can't leave her, he won't even stand up for his fucking wife when his bitch of the year goes after her and tries to kill her, yells at her for showing up where she knew his girlfriend would be... I swear to the goddess above, that by the end of this, he will learn he has no one, no friends, family or anyone who cares about or for him, but his bitch who will leave him when she finds a better catch... And I want to be there, laughing my ass off at him when he tries to come crawling back begging to be given another chance and he gets told he screwed up one time too many and when he tries to seek out his friends he will be shocked to learn he burned those bridges as well and he will find his world worthless...
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Fishy! on July 01, 2010, 05:48:52 PM
Snarky Assed Bitch.

 ;D
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Elisa Windrider on August 04, 2010, 05:22:25 PM
for all the bassholes ! *ninjas in and with the monkeys the keep her away too long for periods of time *
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: RAGNAR on August 04, 2010, 06:08:49 PM
Seems someone has been in the kanda.....
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on August 15, 2010, 05:03:00 PM
Motherfucking piece of asswipe cumbucket shithole...and those are your better qualities, you ethiopian jug fucking bit of crap...may you end your days as a back passage slut in a paga tavern...
 >:(

(I just finished doing our 2009 Tax Returns...I always get an extension to 8/15...and always wait until the last minute to file...and this remark is generally aimed at our 'Government'...not aimed at the President or any particular person...although I do believe that the entire Congress and the other branches should be captured by the Ships of Acquisition and taken to Gor...although I believe that the Slavers would recoil from the likes of Pelosi and Boxer...*grins*)

Thieving pieces of shit!

Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Kimba~ on September 21, 2010, 02:05:28 PM
Speaking as a person, not as Medi's Leader, or as an RC - I don't want to see this kind of thing ^^points up to the previous post^^ up here.  We have a whole lot of diversity in this community, and there is no need to be creating divisions that don't have to be there.

I think we come to Gor, to be on Gor; and to put RT politics aside.  Our personal RT belongs on these boards, because that defines who we are and how we roleplay our characters.  I personally cannot put my RT emotions outside my character's roleplay; nor do I try to.  So I think that posting about our personal RT does belong here.

Especially, at this time, with such sharp divisions and antipathy between people with different politics; we need to be particularly vigilent in keeping RT politics OFF Gor.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Medi on September 21, 2010, 08:00:33 PM
I was using this Board for the intended purpose, True, I thought I made it clear that I was railing against 'Government', and I would have posted the same thing if the Republicans were in charge.  I, for one, detest 'Government', no matter what Party is in control...I always have.
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Shadow duck on November 03, 2010, 02:09:55 AM
One moment of time.      Torched all doctors give all nurses raises and let me for once return the pain favor to my surgeon/doctor. Oh and a few rounds with some sleens for the interns tooooooooo. (not even good enough to be thrall,s ).   Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on November 03, 2010, 07:19:25 AM
People who get completely emo and don't listen to fucking reason ARE REALLY trying whats left of my fucking patience!!......

belts, boots, and purses OH MY...........-growls-
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Taryn on November 03, 2010, 03:03:38 PM
duckie, I feel your pain and wish the same for my soon to be former pain doctor, who I swear is only seeing me for the money he can get for all the procedures he has me lined up for, which will do squat to ease the overall pain I have been in and continue to be in. ~hugggggggggggggggggggles~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Kimba~ on November 03, 2010, 06:25:08 PM
Awww.  Hugs for you too Taryn!
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on November 11, 2010, 08:15:40 PM
duckie, I feel your pain and wish the same for my soon to be former pain doctor, who I swear is only seeing me for the money he can get for all the procedures he has me lined up for, which will do squat to ease the overall pain I have been in and continue to be in. ~hugggggggggggggggggggles~

-hugs my true tight-..Ugh!! no wonder you sympathize true! I'm sorry you are going through this shit..


and onto the insult venting.

............................................YSCGFUAFO
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: C h e l s i a on November 16, 2010, 10:09:29 AM
 is it fun to break my heart all the time?!:'( >:( :'(
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: familure{TD} on November 17, 2010, 10:43:56 AM
chels~

one of my favorite all time quotes~

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
-Unknown

~snugs and slips away~
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Raziel on November 17, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
Bless everyones heart.

Raz
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: C h e l s i a on November 18, 2010, 08:17:56 AM
LMFAO  :P
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on January 03, 2011, 07:37:15 PM
-nothing more than a loooooooongggg, deep ominus and bonechilling growl-  >:(
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: zandra on January 15, 2015, 08:48:35 PM
i thought of a couple more fun ones for everyone to use...

Instead of saying crabs, you can substitute "saber-toothed crotch crickets."

and my personal favorite, THUNDERCUNT :)
Title: Re: Insult Venting
Post by: Mariposa on December 10, 2015, 09:29:07 PM
*blows dust of this area*


Stupid asshats cant figure out how to run a bloody machine that runs itself, you dont even have to be as advanced as the monkey who flipped the fucking switch, you literally just have to stand there and pick your nose, quit fucking texting me in the middle of the night to whine about how the bottles are fixing themselves and kicking it into the designated trash cans. shut your useless, tongue choking thoughtless, jackass fermented sperm collected concubine mouth shut and go back to picking your nose like i told you to! the first 5 times!


*coughs and gets back to it*