*Sweeping the last of the cobwebs and dust out the front door...resting the stick handle of the broom against the wall as I step outside behind the cloud of dirtiness....walking around the cottage to the neatly piled sticks, enjoying the clean air as I grab a bundle and head back in toward the fire....with the fire nice and warm, the windows covered, everything dusted and swept, the scent of fresh herbs and spices floating through the air the cottage is feeling more like home everyday....my thoughts again turn to cyn, and what could have possibly happened that has kept her away for so long....I quiet the pounding of my heart with a hot cup of tea....moving the beautifully constructed wooden rocking chair near the fire, rocking slowly as I watch the flames flicker....my thoughts drifting in many different directions...when....something moves! I see...."something"....move stealthily across the floor....My Rocking ceases, I'm terrified to turn and fully view what's in the cottage with me....finally after much assurance from my inner voice, I count to three and turn my whole body in the direction of "the shadow" only to spy a HUGE black rat.....screaming wasn't an option as my vocal chords were completely restricted, there was no airflow.....I stare...in horror...at this HUGE, ugly, fat black rat...that seems to be smiling at me.....I'm sure it is.......When my paralysis ends, and I'm finally able to take breaths in short rapid patterns, I become angry...my eyes dart madly around the cottage, I quickly spy the wooden broom I had placed by the door earlier...A WEAPON...Yes, but how do I reach it....*MY inner voice screams madly*...I breath, quickly.....Standing slowly I watch the beast, he's busy inspecting the corner of my cottage, no doubt looking for all of the crumbs I just swept out the door.....I softly, almost as if floating, cross the cottage floor, wrapping my fingers around the wooden handle, slowly grabbing the lower end with my other hand...........it's then that my inner, terried, screaming, horror filled, Lady is set free....I run toward the beast, screaming and yelling, on my own divine war path....striking the floor next to him, behind him....he bolts....straight across the floor, around the table, my broom bristles following him closely.....he sees the exit and seems to speed up as he nears it, eventually shooting through the smallest of holes where the wall meets the floor....my broom quickly slaps over the hole, as do several books, a large bucket of water and my trunk....collapsing on the floor after pushing the massive trunk in front of the hole....whispering softly to myself...."and you're NOT welcome back"....sliding to the floor as I contemplate protectors....cats, dogs...and well trained man....