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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2640 on: August 09, 2020, 04:26:25 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2641 on: August 09, 2020, 05:19:31 PM »
oooph...  :'(

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2642 on: August 10, 2020, 06:02:40 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2643 on: August 10, 2020, 11:28:06 AM »
adam and eve were both lucky, neither of them had a mother in law

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2644 on: August 10, 2020, 12:14:22 PM »
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Ask me on Saturday around 11am.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2645 on: August 10, 2020, 12:15:26 PM »
adam and eve were both lucky, neither of them had a mother in law

But their sons sure were winners...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2646 on: August 10, 2020, 01:09:20 PM »
well cain and able sure had problems  at least seth came out ok so 1 out of 3 lol.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2647 on: August 10, 2020, 05:28:52 PM »
LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2648 on: August 11, 2020, 06:52:48 AM »
I saw a movie about a group of witches trying to summon an evil spirit, it must have worked because 5 minutes later my mother in law came over

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2649 on: August 11, 2020, 10:07:12 AM »
Man cave time.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2650 on: August 12, 2020, 06:47:00 AM »
a man bought his mother in law a cemetary plot for her birthday  the next year he did not buy her a gift at all. when she asked why no gift this year, he said I am still waiting for you to use the one I bought you last year

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2651 on: August 12, 2020, 05:22:02 PM »
LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2652 on: August 13, 2020, 10:04:17 AM »
a married man just started a group to help men remain bachelors. anytime one of them even suggests marriage, he sends his mother in law over to that guys house who always quickly changed his mind the success rate of the group has been phenominal

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2653 on: August 13, 2020, 06:05:30 PM »
That would do it!!!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2654 on: August 14, 2020, 08:53:31 AM »
after it was discovered that a man had 2 wives, the police cane to his door to arrest him and said do you know the penalty for having 2 wives in this state? the man said same as in any state, you have 2 mothes in law which is mpre than enough punishment for anyone