a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

did you hear about the cat who got a job...of course not we all know cats are too lazy to work.

[RAGNAR]

did you hear about the cat who got a job...of course not we all know cats are too lazy to work.

True that!

[MageNathaniel1]

how do you call a cat and get it to come to you?   you cant cats only do what they want

[RAGNAR]

how do you call a cat and get it to come to you?   you cant cats only do what they want

Open cat food... cat is there.

Change liter-box... cat can't wait to climb in and take a shit.

[RickBulow74]

Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A: Mississippi

[MageNathaniel1]

lol on the hippie and on the cat, the operative word was to get the cat to come to you by simply calling it which will not work smiles but yes, those are ways to get it to come toward you.

what is Irish amd stays out all night?  patty o'furniture

[RAGNAR]

lol on the hippie and on the cat, the operative word was to get the cat to come to you by simply calling it which will not work smiles but yes, those are ways to get it to come toward you.

what is Irish amd stays out all night?  patty o'furniture

*throws a whiskey bottle @ you*

I am NOT Patty.

[MageNathaniel1]

lol   a woman carrying a pair of panties walks up to the manager of a hotel to complain that the express elevator is too fast. He asks what makes you say that?to which she holds up the panties and says, I was wearing these until I went in that elevator it went up so fast these came down.

[RAGNAR]

I too like express elevators. 

[MageNathaniel1]

which is better viagra or cialis  hhmm thats a hard one   lol

[RickBulow74]

Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst.

[MageNathaniel1]

even when it is the best of the wurst?  lol

[MageNathaniel1]

how many cats does it take to change a lightbulb .... none they are too lazy besides they can nap better in the dark

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

my cat is so lazy she does not chase mice she just eats cheese, opens her mouth and waits for one to walk by looking for the cheese.