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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2745 on: September 21, 2020, 05:14:37 PM »
Do that in the watering holes I frequent, he never saw 21 and a day!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2746 on: September 22, 2020, 10:29:13 AM »
timmy comes home from school, his mother asks what he did and learned at school. he talks about playing at recess and about his classes. his mother said why did you lie? your teacher called and said you got in teouble for fughting at recess. timmy said, I didnt lie, I just omitted unimportant details.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2747 on: September 22, 2020, 12:52:03 PM »
Timmy is learning. *G*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2748 on: September 23, 2020, 06:58:16 AM »
timmy asked his mum if school is so educational why do I have to keep going back every day?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2749 on: September 23, 2020, 07:24:59 AM »
For sports!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2750 on: September 24, 2020, 10:39:26 AM »
timmy asked his older sister for help on his homework she said no, you habe to do it yourself. timmy then said oh by the way I know what time you came home last night....homework completed 30 minutes later.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2751 on: September 24, 2020, 05:30:10 PM »
Heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2752 on: September 25, 2020, 11:05:38 AM »
timmy's father told him to go out to the yard and rake up all the leaves. timmy said I wont have to if I wait until tomorrow. his father said what happens tomorrow? timmy said it is so windy out that of I wait until then they will all be in the neighbours yard not ours.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2753 on: September 25, 2020, 11:24:36 AM »
Heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2754 on: September 26, 2020, 01:59:29 PM »
#BadJoke38

Q: Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the road?
A: To get to the other cider.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2755 on: September 26, 2020, 04:53:18 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on September 26, 2020, 01:59:29 PM
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Q: Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the road?
A: To get to the other cider.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2756 on: September 27, 2020, 07:01:06 AM »
timmy's teacher said ok class it is time for today's english lesson. she looked over and saw timmy with his hands clasped and eyes closed and said what are you doing? timmy said my mum always has me pray before I go to sleep.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2757 on: September 27, 2020, 08:51:40 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2758 on: September 28, 2020, 06:41:37 AM »
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A: He tripped a player on porpoise!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2759 on: September 28, 2020, 06:42:19 AM »
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