You both have been tried and found guilty of attempted murder by bad jokes. You both are hereby sentenced to 20 years without parole of watching 24/7 reruns of Abbot and Costello's "Who's On First".
I love that skit as well. In fact, I wish I would have that as a ringtone on my cellphone!
Andn now, I return you to the #BadJokeOfTheDay
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."