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Offline Taryn

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Death wish?
« on: June 04, 2006, 08:28:13 PM »
50 Ways to Beat The Steelers

(Parody of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon)


Your team’s gone far as they will get they said to me
Pittsburgh looked awesome when I saw them on TV
I said I’m sorry but I’ll have to disagree
There must be 50 ways to beat The Steelers

Just run behind Mack’s back
Chew up some lawn Shaun
Let’s crack a few bones Jones
Now that’d be sweet
Shut down The Bus Gus
Throw to Joe Jurevicius
Guard Hasselbeck’s knees please
And the MVP’s…head

Let’s be careful

They said we hate to spoil your happy mood
And the awakening you’re in for will be nothing short of rude
But I’ll repeat myself ’cause my blood runs green and blue
There must be 50 ways to beat The Steelers

Put Ben on his back Jack
Work the game plan Stan
Pass it out to the flat Matt
Just listen to me
Hit it over Tatupu
Give The Steelers a boo boo
Shine up the Lombardi
And raise that trophy

Mmm, I love Detroit.
What a beautiful town.
Someone stole my car.
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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2006, 08:29:45 PM »
Oh, I am SO keeping My distance from You now.  :o :-\
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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2006, 08:31:26 PM »
but who is the reigning champs? *G*

STEELERS!!!
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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2006, 08:44:14 PM »
~winces and finds a really really dark corner whispering~ don't kill the messenger~
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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2006, 09:17:59 PM »
-wonders if now is the best time to mention I despise football..lol- :P
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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2006, 09:59:54 PM »
 :o
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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2006, 11:52:09 AM »
lmao...I grew up in a state that Still doesnt have a football team.
I just dont get it
*L*
the hype, i mean!


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Re: Death wish?
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2006, 03:50:09 PM »
Should have seen me at work the day after the Yankees lost to the Red Sox, and here I was with my little Red Sox flag at work and just ------------ beaming --------------- amidst an entire building full of Yankees fans.

God must love me coz I made it home unscathed.....

~talena

PS.  Go 49er's

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