There are 'steak and bj' days at our home, and have been since we married. I have learned that 'what goes around cums around'...or something like that.
I just know that if I treat him well, I get what I want, also. Maybe not Gorean, (shrugs), but it works.
I loved the post, Ari, it did make a point. We have 'Mothers Day', and 'Fathers Day'. Valentines day has a neutral sound, but it is really for us women. I am trying to think of a more 'Politically Correct' name for a holiday for you men.