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Offline TheBear

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 12:16:27 PM »
I am having a T-Shirt Made that says "The Blue Flame of Fuck You, Try again.  Bjorin 2007"


I know flamey girl I am innocent like elves belong on Gor.  I know that there are no magick or magickal creatures on Gor.  I am Innocent like Sharks have Scales.  Oooops.

Enough making fun of that Dumbass.  Let Me list My Crimes.

I like to Fight.
I like to Drink.
I like to Fuck.

Wait no those are Crimes.

1. I stabbed someone.
2. I intentionally Crippled a Man in the Ring.
3. I have been banned from Dojos, Roleplay Rooms, and Websites.
4. I am banned from My PaPa's House. 
5. I made fun of someone who betrayed their country. 
6. I broke a Mans nose for saying the Soldiers in Iraq were stupid.
7. I ripped a Mans arm out of socket for being a Online Gorean and Tracking Me down in RT.
8. While in a Ring I grabbed someone by the cup, pulled and let go.  Then I proceeded to beat him to unconciousness.
9. When I was 15 I was under order not to return to the state of Louisiana until after I turned 18.
10.  I got kicked out of JROTC for incommunicable differences.  I punched the Gunnery SGT.
11. I blew up a Science Lab.
12. To Fuck with My Chemistry Teacher I told Him I made extasy in the school lab another time.
13. We are not even discussing My Juvi Record.  Though NS knows part of it.  I was Bad.  Then I grew up to hang out with Tuchuks.

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 08:32:16 PM »
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 08:55:28 PM »
Wow TT!  Do you have the Folsom Prison Blues now?

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 09:35:10 PM »
nah...the jail house rock!

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2007, 09:12:48 AM »
-giggles- Well at least your life is filled with music!

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2007, 03:35:56 AM »
I is as innocent as pure driven snow.
*nods*
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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2007, 08:58:03 AM »
I is as innocent as pure driven snow.
*nods*




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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2007, 11:41:38 AM »
whaaa ....?

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2007, 11:47:32 AM »



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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2007, 11:58:58 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2007, 06:02:03 PM »
LOL


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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2007, 10:24:22 PM »
Still say I'm innocent. I may not still have my sexual innocence, but as a slave, had not choice on that matter, and since it was so long ago, the hymen probably grew back ((r/t too)), so puts me back on the innocence list there.

As for other sorts of innocent trials and tribulations.......only sliced the throat of a thrall that was already dying, just help the situation out. so that shouldn't count..............JoJo never stolen anything.........unless Arlon's heart counts, but its not physically in my hands, so, ya gots no proof on that.........I ain't never killed a FM, thought there are a few that I would have liked to, or at least mame them., I ain't never killed a FW, though there are a few times I wished I coulda smacked them for a few things............I ain't never furred a thrall or any slave for that matter.........so, In conclusion, the juury must find the defendant, innocent of any wrong doings that would not make her innocent.  I rest my case.

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2007, 09:54:42 AM »
 :o :D

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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2007, 04:28:59 PM »
I didnt kill JR !
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Re: innocent list....*grins* (the lightning will strike here zone)
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2007, 09:07:47 AM »
I am innocent