lol good point
a guy goes into a cafe the hostess says I am sorry but here you must wear a coat and tie. The guy says I drove an hour to get here, I cannot go all the way home to change and come back. The hostess sighs and says wait here a moment. She returns with a sportcoat and says sometimes people leave their coats or ties here. I was able to gind this coat that should fit you but you still need a tie. The guy says just a moment. He goes to his car, looks in the trunk and comes back with jimpercables tied around his neck. She looks at him and says, I suppose that eill do, you can come in but dont start anything
