What's Happening!! - 3/5/07
Lindsay Davis - New York Times
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This Week's Gossip
I woke up last Sunday morning to find my breakfast in bed waiting. Diego said he had to leave and kissed me goodbye. He seldom gets a day off from that grueling job he faces constantly.
I finished breakfast while on the phone with Rachel. She stayed at the Winter Ball last night until 3:00 in the morning so we abandoned are daily run. We agreed to meet in the afternoon to have our brunch in the Palm Court.
This was an exciting week. I understand that Allison Dubois had one of her psychic dreams. It seems she was at a college frat house party, having a nice time drinking beer from a keg. They were dancing to loud music and she took turns dancing with at least a half dozen guys. At the end of each dance, her male partner would whisper in her ear, "Wanna go upstairs and fuck, Audrey?"
In the dream this Audrey wound up getting drugged with Ecstasy and raped in a second floor bedroom. I was in the Four Seasons with Rachel Saturday night and who walked in but her sister Audrey. When she said she had been invited to a frat house party on March 10th, I warned her about Allison's dream. She scoffed a bit, but did agree to meet with Allison to see if she could sense impending trouble there. I'm setting up the meeting for Monday.
Tammi sure seems pleased with her new towel boy at the Carnegie Hill Spa. On Saturday afternoon my secret source tells me that Tammi is now training Donivan "Donnie" Doyle as a masseur. She and Donnie gave the test victim, Lauren Bianchi, his initial massage. I was waiting my turn with Jason in the reception area when they came out. Trust me, the smile on Lauren's face said that Donnie passed with flying colors.
Speaking of Lauren and her Big Apple Escorts, she hired several new escorts. I highly recommend that firm if you need a date for a major affair. They offer both male and female escorts that can show up looking fabulous. You'll be proud walking in someplace with one of them on your arm.
The bad news this week is I wound up drinking too much wine on Saturday night and missed my Times column deadline. I'm blaming that on a handsome dude in a tux named Joe Black who walked in the Four Seasons Supper Club quite late and kept plying me with more wine. Everybody knows I like handsome guys, but missing a deadline never happens! Well, almost never. Trust me, ladies, Joe was worth it.
My angry editor will be posting this column in the Monday Times
Entertainment
Rachel has finally decided to change the plays to Tuesday night to get more Webmaze Players available. They will commence on March 6th with a Will and Grace play. That will be followed by the pilot of the entire Sex and the City plays which Rachel is re-editing.
