Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: ruby {NS} on December 10, 2019, 09:35:39 AM
Title: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on December 10, 2019, 09:35:39 AM
Baby Nikolai arrival is approaching SUPER fast (11-13 weeks fast). creating this thread to just give yall updates and inform you guys when hes here so no one thinks I dropped off the face of the planet.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on December 10, 2019, 04:58:41 PM
WOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
Ummm... Nik... do not be in such a hurry. Think of it this way; A guy starts out in there and comes out in a relatively short period of time, then after several years, he spends the majority of his life trying to get into another.
Consider your current advantages; you have no food bills or utility bills... you pay nothing to travel... you don't have to clean, do dishes, or laundry. Your indoor climate controlled pool is perfect... you don't have to be social... you can fart, belch, and flip people off with no repercussions. You can keep your own hours.
Then suddenly your world turns upside down and you take the waterslide of doom and into the world you come. Right off some strange asshole smacks you. Welcome to the real world.
Then when your senses return to you, every tit you see is a meal menu. Then one shitty day, no more tits. Someone is always trying to stuff some kind of mashed up creamed nasty tasting shit down your throat. You shit all over yourself, get used to soggy drawers, but there is one advantage. At this time you can piss all over people and not get your ass kicked for it.
Time goes by and all of a sudden you are expected to not shit yourself, and if you piss on someone you will likely get popped.
You get dragged away from what you know and thrown into a room with a bunch of other little people that sometimes still shit themselves, piss all over, snot all over, and blow chunks and you are supposed to be ok with all this and not do it yourself.
You will grow and slowly mature until one day something strange is happening and you notice the front of your pants is sticking out and you have something down there. Then as quickly as it came, it is gone.
More time goes by and you discover just what that thing is for, and you begin devoting your time to using it. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
Then you have to pay your own bills, work, clean, do laundry, and in general do all the stuff you once had for free, and you have less time to use that thing as you would like to. Things start to fall into place and you get tits again, get to use that thing, and life is good.
A few more ears go by, and the strangest of things begins to happen. You start shitting and pissing yourself, wearing diapers all over again, you are fed nasty creamed garbage. Again you are thrown into a place with others like yourself that are shitting and pissing themselves, snotting all over and blowing chunks along with an untold number of additional maladies. You don't get to play with tits anymore without getting slapped or drugged and restrained. Getting to put your friend down below into the game again is not likely. You spend the rest of your days dreaming about tits, getting back into that zone you came from, then you die.
Trust me kid... stay where you are as long as you can.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on December 11, 2019, 04:57:23 PM
lololol
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on December 25, 2019, 04:24:50 PM
Since the 10th two weeks have passed. Theres not much to update other than its definitely set so far to be doing a home birth as long as the pregnancy keeps going uneventful. 11 weeks till due date
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on December 25, 2019, 04:30:56 PM
my thanks for the update *S*
:-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on January 03, 2020, 05:21:00 PM
baby boy is measuring 2 weeks ahead right now and is 3 and a quarter lbs well see if he decides to make it to the due date in 10 weeks
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on January 03, 2020, 11:29:39 PM
FEED THAT BOY!!!!!
Sheeeeesh.... my lunch weighs more than he does.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: siren on January 04, 2020, 01:36:00 PM
Even at that size, he can survive. One of my cousins weighed just a little over 2 lbs when she was born, was in the hospital a long time (this was years ago), but she survived without a problem. my niece was due 2/14 and born 1/8, so she was way early, too. Just keep taking care of yourself, and you'll both do fine.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on January 04, 2020, 02:06:37 PM
Your cousin would have been a snack. *W* LOL
Some honey mustard dip and it tastes just like chicken nuggets!!!!!
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on January 05, 2020, 11:16:48 AM
*not even going to say a word about eating kajira and bonds, just giving my Master the "look"*
Meeps...
Grins and smooths down my eyebrows with my tongue. Then runs like the wind.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on January 23, 2020, 04:31:18 PM
Ill be 33 weeks tomorrow so Niks arrival can be anywhere from 4 to 7 weeks away! Ill continue to give updates as thibgs get closer!
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on January 23, 2020, 05:55:40 PM
I wall say Feb 19.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on January 23, 2020, 06:10:59 PM
Okay Ill mark you down for that date haha. I guess we could take "bets" on when baby is gonna come
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on February 13, 2020, 08:47:52 AM
Theres a whole 30 days left till my due date! During this time Im going to get as much rest as I can cause its been seeming like I cant get enough lol.
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on February 13, 2020, 06:04:15 PM
Do what you need to do. *S*
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: NightStorm on February 13, 2020, 06:08:36 PM
February 26
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on February 13, 2020, 10:53:01 PM
Uh oh... the Ubara knows about such things... ;)
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: ruby {NS} on March 15, 2020, 11:32:33 PM
Nikolai was born 3/15/2020 at 4:48pm. Hes a whopping 7lbs 8.5 ounces and 21.5 inches long!!
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: Shadow duck on March 16, 2020, 01:49:38 AM
Congratulations,and welcome prince Nikolai
Title: Re: Baby updates!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on March 16, 2020, 01:25:36 PM