Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC Our Laws => Topic started by: RAGNAR on February 18, 2006, 03:43:51 AM
Title: NO MORE!!! sign off on this puppy!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on February 18, 2006, 03:43:51 AM
sweeteningwhere to begin....
we have an age old issue trying to once again rear it's nasty nasty head again. the old "sweatening" of drinks. now... let us first approach this again using some logic.
no matter how beautiful and sensual a kajira may be, her shit and piss still stinks. sweat still stinks. are we all grasping this? good!!!
envision for a moment ol twatie tutu the kajira rises before daybreak to begin her duties. first on her list of chores is to get the fires going for cooking, heating water, and for some heat in general. so there she goes climbing over the dung sacks, sitting, crawling, straddling, etc until the girl reaches the dungsack at the top and once grasped the girl repeats all these actions on the way down. dusty dry sacks.... dust flying setting everywhere as the girl begins to sweat under the efforts. finally ol twatie tutu reaches the fires and one by one the dung dust is stirred up as the girl fuels the fires.
already sweating beneath what leather twatie tutu heads for the buckets and begins the trek back and forth from river to cookfires to fill the kettles and cauldrons as well as the tubs and basins. she does naught immerse herself in the water as naught to stir up unnecessary sediment or catch the dust and dirt rinsing from her legs. she dips the buckets entering only as far as needed to accomplish the tasks. the trips cause the girl to sweat more. the sweat begins to drip from her brow and runs over her flesh carrying along whatever dust and dirt is upon her skin down as it cascades and clings to the places where leather touches. a sort of nasty deposit area.
then we have egg gathering where flapping wings swish up dust and dried vulo shit dust to settle and stick wherever it lands on the girl. then milking, which stirs up dust from the great bosk. what is in this dust? you got it.... dirt, dried dung dust, dried urine dust, the whole nine yards.
then the girl may tend to chamber pot duty. gather the pots from the wagons and transport them to the pits to be dumped, splashing and swilling them along the way. pouring them in splashing and swishing again. no doubt during this process these same splashed and swished inadvertently land on the girl's flesh. then washing and seeing the pots are clean adds more splashing before once again sweating transporting them back to their owners.
next she may be tending the furs.... shaking them of all sorts of dust and dirt... pounding them... carrying them around where needed before again setting them in place.
okies...in all fairness twatie tutu washes her hands between chores. all fine and dandy. but do take note.... nothing else gets washed.
next twatie tutu begins the ritual of sweeping steps and wagon platforms, commissary ramps, etc stirring up more of the dust containing everything that can possibly dry and become airborn dust.
twatie tutu has managed to get a drink in between chores and has to step off into the tall grasses or wherever she has been instructed to relive herself and showers the area. uh oh... last nights left-over overdone bosk did naught mix well with the verr cheese and milk. twatie tutu has a nasty case of dumpster splashitus and thar she blows. grabbing a handful of grass tutu does the best she can wiping but face it.... grass is NAUGHT exactly WhiteCloud, Charmin, or Handi Wipes.
up she goes... ol twatie tutu swishing her hips back to work once again sweating and mixing all this wonderfully nastiness in her nether regions.
now the stage is set.
ol Lowsack Larry the foulest of Tuchuk exits his wagon reeking of fermented curds, belching, scratching his nuts as he makes his way down his steps to plop his nasty ass down on his furs. Lowsack Larry commands ol twatie tutu to bring him some blackwine. well being the eager to please kajira tutu is she runs across the camp to serve the Master Lowsack. she diligently washes her hands clean and taking a mug... ol twatie tutu does as commanded and runs the rim of the mug through the lips of her nether regions just as Lowsack Larry commanded her to prior to filling the mug and returning to the Master.
i surely hope he like really exotic tasting blackwine.
to bring this to a close... there will be no further "sweetening" of this nature done in this camp. THIS IS LAW!!!
our girls do bathe and do take care of themselves. they are a pleasure to us and serve us well. but do bear in mind... they do naught take a bath after every chore or serve.
logic at work. NO MORE SWEETENING!!!
just to make sure... just in case you missed it... NO MORE SWEETENING OF THIS NATURE IN TUCHUK!!! the rest of us do naught wish to see it... smell it... taste it when you decide to moronically share a drink.
if this really is a taste you relish... then take your kailla way out on patrol and when all alone you may feel free to lift it's tail and ram your face as far up its ass as you can before it saves me the trouble of killing you by ending your nasty existence itself.
did i mention NO MORE SWEETENING IN TUCHUK??!!!
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Post by: kadi{MTC} on February 18, 2006, 07:44:38 AM
Yes Master read and understood no more slave sweetened drinks
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Post by: ~Dylan~ on February 18, 2006, 08:20:10 AM
Aye aye Brother, understood.
~D~
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Post by: Sati on February 18, 2006, 08:35:53 AM
LMFAO
AMEN !
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Post by: Dream on February 18, 2006, 08:58:02 AM
~manages to hold her breakfast down reading that~
signs
JoJo
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Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on February 18, 2006, 09:20:40 AM
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Post by: kelsey on February 18, 2006, 10:33:05 AM
aye Master...*giggles*
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Post by: Taryn on February 18, 2006, 10:45:55 AM
thank you Bro... has read and understood
Taryn Iona
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Post by: familure{TD} on February 18, 2006, 11:03:50 AM
~nodding as she reads~trying so hard to keep a straight face~ yes Master...as You wish...~s~
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Post by: LadyMuse on February 18, 2006, 11:09:06 AM
*nods* Totally 100 percent AGREED.
LM
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Post by: just me on February 18, 2006, 11:17:04 AM
-rubs cheeks tryin so hard not to just die laughin- yes Master as You command
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Post by: Sidona on February 18, 2006, 11:58:07 AM
~signs my name with a flourish as I hold back a laugh~
You got it Bro!
Sidona
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Post by: ice{LM/TD} on February 18, 2006, 02:09:40 PM
~ wipes the Coke Zero off her monitor before scribbling with an unsteady hand from containing both laughter and disgust ~
aye Master, read and understood!
( side note... better the grazing of the rim then when i was collared at a paga den and they wanted the girls to, er, bring themselves to release into the vessel... bleah. )
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Post by: wyldechylde on February 18, 2006, 03:41:29 PM
read and understood
always
da wylde brat
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Post by: Karanis on February 18, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
just.......ew.
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Post by: aisling{MTC} on February 18, 2006, 04:34:04 PM
*makes an ick face and gags.. in the bad way*
Yes Master, completely understands
aisling
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Post by: Vala on February 18, 2006, 04:52:28 PM
~frowns and shakes My head~
Understood Brother...
Vala
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Post by: Strider on February 18, 2006, 04:58:09 PM
Hmmm, I had not seen that one raise its ugly head in some time. Never was a fan, so, understood and agreed ;)
Strider
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Post by: Kitya on February 18, 2006, 06:31:58 PM
*just dies* If I see it, can I create some punishment for the idiot who ordered it?! pulleeeezzzeee??? I can't keep takin my pregnant temper out on Hubby!! *eg*
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Post by: Faramir on February 18, 2006, 07:05:57 PM
*LMTAO* Acknowledged
JEB
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Post by: Tira on February 18, 2006, 07:10:31 PM
read, understood and agreed
Tira
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Post by: Shadow duck on February 19, 2006, 02:09:09 PM
read an understood Master...
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Post by: Thalia on February 19, 2006, 05:59:17 PM
~gagging lightly, delicately~
Thank GAWD! I'll put the condensed version on our rules page ASAP.
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Post by: Amber on February 19, 2006, 09:41:15 PM
Not like I would ever do this, but aye, Poppa.
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Post by: Amantha on February 19, 2006, 10:25:33 PM
not that I would ask that but makes note of it..
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Post by: Thalia on February 20, 2006, 06:40:28 AM
Master Ubar Papa's post has now been condensed into the following text on our Rules page, as the first rule regarding slaves:
"There will be no more 'sweetening' of drinks in MTC, whereby a slave runs the rim of a drinking vessel along her nether regions before offering it to the one she serves. Our girls do bathe and do take care of themselves, but bear in mind... they do not take a bath after every chore or serve. Please use common sense. The practice is unsanitary and disgusting, and the rest of us do naught wish to see it... smell it... taste it when you decide to moronically share a drink."
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Post by: Tiggie on February 20, 2006, 06:53:16 AM
*after drying the keyboard, wiping the Mt Dew off the screen and explaining to the little Tuchuks here why Mommy is crying (the laughing so hard and yet cringing at the nasteyness of it all- really bad if she happened to have a yeast infection.. eww)*
Aye Poppa, gladly will refrain from that... ain't got to tell ME twice on that one...
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Post by: Thalia on February 20, 2006, 07:12:19 AM
~whispers~
Mistress, the PKs, in all of their wisdom and glory, eradicated such things as yeast infections and The Clap... However, Tarl Cabot tells us that sloppy seconds are common practice on Gor, and... and... ew.
~gales of laughter~
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Post by: Ayelen on February 20, 2006, 07:51:08 AM
and littletoy wondered why I nearly sliced off her head when she sweetened my drink..........
thank You my Cherished for the lovely visuals....
~talena~
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Post by: Danial on February 21, 2006, 07:03:33 PM
After considering the vivid discription I am glad I drink my Black wyne straight and hot.
Danial
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Post by: cat{MTC} on February 22, 2006, 12:22:42 PM
yes Master she thank You
cat :-* :-*
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Post by: Yahira on February 22, 2006, 01:01:18 PM
~groans~ Oh good lord ~laughs~
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Post by: Giselle on February 23, 2006, 12:45:18 PM
'nods softly'
Noted Brother
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Post by: Lady Snickers on February 23, 2006, 05:19:22 PM
read and understood
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Post by: Sahara on February 24, 2006, 11:52:18 PM
*wrinkles nose n' makes My icky face* uhg...yeah...I'll uh...try to refrain. *L*
Sahara
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Post by: tamara {MTC} on March 01, 2006, 10:21:29 PM
she understands and obeys, Master Ubar...
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Post by: Mae on March 04, 2006, 09:21:02 AM
agrees with Your Mate .. :-[ EWWWWWWWWWWW You are very discriptive
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Post by: syn {MTC} mat~tp on March 19, 2006, 05:18:07 PM
ummm ewwwww Master Ubar ...... Have read and understand
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Post by: Yetu on March 20, 2006, 06:11:44 PM
*tries not to get sick as I read*
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... that is totally and completely gross.... did I mention...... ewwwwwwwwwww
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Post by: Haldir on March 23, 2006, 01:48:56 AM
ewwww this happened??..thats just not My cup of tea..
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Post by: Mysta on April 20, 2006, 01:51:39 AM
ewww.......*tosses cookies, then has one of the 'sweeteners' draw my name in it! there...thats better!
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Post by: chiana {M} on May 06, 2006, 04:11:58 PM
*chuckle* *salute* ;D
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Post by: Arlon on January 04, 2007, 12:10:31 PM
Blecchh...
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Post by: Shylina Marie on January 04, 2007, 12:18:58 PM
thinks I sooooo did not need to have that vision in my head.........
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Post by: nizhoni{Din'Shular} on January 04, 2007, 06:28:47 PM
-agrees with just about everybody else and...um...scrawls-
EWWWWWWWW!
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Post by: fancy on January 26, 2007, 12:51:49 AM
giggles and laughs doing a big whew that no sweetening...fancy read and understood Master Ubar
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Post by: kyza{F}mat-tp on January 31, 2007, 10:09:33 PM
*wiping tears of laughter from her eyes she whispers* way to go Master!! understood *still chuckling she scampers out*
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Post by: ariella {*Arlon*} on March 26, 2007, 08:20:14 AM
a little TMI for this girl! :o
this never would have occured to me to do in the first place, so no worries here!
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Post by: dilshad{property of Tira} on September 27, 2007, 05:46:40 AM
the boy reads the words of wisedom, then signs
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Post by: jasmine on May 28, 2008, 04:03:49 PM
*wiping tears of laughter from her eyes* understood Master *more giggles bubble up*
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Post by: sinnocent on June 06, 2008, 03:27:18 AM
yes Master
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Post by: silence{MTC} on June 20, 2008, 04:53:27 PM
=peers at her Master = AYe AYe My Master ......= smiles and skittles =
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Post by: Czar on July 23, 2008, 12:03:17 PM
read and noted
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Post by: Alex on July 27, 2008, 09:13:34 PM
read and Understood.
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Post by: Terran on October 12, 2008, 12:28:32 PM
Hrm...coulda swore I responded to this one before...oh well. read and understood
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Post by: kelsey on October 12, 2008, 04:20:49 PM
check
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Post by: Nexhias on October 12, 2008, 05:42:44 PM
Read it.
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Post by: Savan on October 12, 2008, 06:38:09 PM
dang I am glad I make my own tea sighns off and runs to barf
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Post by: Kitya on October 13, 2008, 07:50:02 AM
*lol* gotta love it eh Savan? oh.. and ... skimmed... since I remember this one and well.. I didn't need to read all the icky details.
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Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 15, 2008, 06:32:43 PM
re reads, re signs, re says, ewwww
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Post by: jasmine{MTC} on January 31, 2009, 12:56:22 PM
so does jas got this right? extra sweet....both red and yellow sweet rocks but not her sweet honey she makes hrself.......nods jos this down uh huh......giggle
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Post by: PhoenixKnight on February 02, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
~ROFLMTAO~ Aye Brother Understood
~)'Phoenix^Knight'(~
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Post by: snare{AD} on February 02, 2009, 09:11:24 AM
Aye, aye Sir. Won't happen from me.
-- snare
((OOC: Ubar Interpretation 101: Get furred...sweeten drink for ignorant visitor who didn't read the laws upon request for the drink and then let your Master ask them when they turned gay... ;D))
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Post by: tawney {MTC} on September 15, 2009, 10:16:51 AM
Read and understood Master
tawney {MTC} mat-tp
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Post by: Mercilayne on September 15, 2009, 09:06:35 PM
-just dies on this one-
read and understood.
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Post by: Tgol on September 16, 2009, 09:05:33 AM
IN total agreement and signs
T'Gol Windrider
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Post by: Melanie on September 20, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
*lips twitch*...eeewww...understood, Ubar..
Mel
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Post by: ndndancer on September 27, 2009, 03:14:42 PM
*dark eyes wide* yes Master!.... *makes my mark, walks away, a bit traumatized by the story*
mira {MTC} mat-tp
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Post by: fire {B} on December 25, 2015, 02:57:08 AM
signs off
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Post by: ruby {NS} on November 05, 2019, 09:41:44 PM