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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2010, 11:30:21 AM »
I am sorry I misspelled the winners name. I am sorry the winner is Ragner/ Rags . You won Rags its your turn...Mutters about not posting until AFTER the first moring POT of coffee!

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2010, 12:45:17 AM »
Built a huge bonfire, the type seen from outerspace. After all the wood was in position for the burn, to make certain it would ignite and remain burning without a restart, five gallons of gasoline was poured over the fire and a small trail of accelerant was made to a point 20 to 30 feet away from the intended bonfire.

Laying down as the other guys backed further away, lit the trail and watched it shoot to the intended target. With a low WHOMP!!! it ignited in such a way the entire pile seemed to lift from the ground a bit and settle back down just a fraction of a moment before my prone body was engulfed in flames. It truly was an impressive sight to look around at the inside of a fireball. Thankfully I did not yell or exhale and attempt to inhale. It was brief but spectacular. Trust me on this.

It was over as quickly as it had happened. I stood up as the guys came running. That is when I noticed the sensation of something tickling my face. Turned out it was the remains of my burnt eyebrows, eyelids, moustache, and hair as it fell from my face and head. Thankfully all my hair did not burn, but it was heavily singed. Eyebrows, eyelids, and moustache were reduced to little more than stubble.

Well... shit happens. We enjoyed the rest of the night around the fire that could be seen from outerspace.

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2010, 01:13:39 AM »
is last week an option?! -laughs--

I think this is a trick question, I would like to answer drunk AND a kid... like 17

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2010, 05:49:46 AM »
This is the original rule.

We will define "kid" as 17 or under.  And no stories where you were a kid and also drunk.

But we know Ragnar makes his own rules.

Change your vote if you want, Shoko.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2010, 05:52:26 AM by Kimba~ »
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2010, 09:16:26 AM »
Since he had a moustache, I would say adult, and drunk.  Maybe 28?  Guys are pretty bizarre at that age.
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2010, 11:57:30 AM »
Completely stone cold sober and 23

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2010, 12:06:33 PM »
Since he had a moustache,

We should have a side bet on how old Rags was when the first grew a mousetache.  I'm going with 13 years 8 months, on the moustache.  Will vote later on Drunk/Kid.
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2010, 05:33:05 PM »
no im keeping my vote as 17 and drunk -grins-

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2010, 07:56:40 PM »
Kid, 14
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2010, 11:39:37 AM »
Drunk off my ass and 35.   ;D


Side bet of what age I was growing facial hair and shaving comming soon!   :D

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2010, 12:02:58 PM »
Ok, Medi wins Challenge #2. Your turn, True.
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2010, 06:35:11 PM »
OK, True, here is my entry.

Two friends of mine and I decided to construct a 'launcher' for water balloons.  We cobbled together two 2x4's into an 'X' shape, and then strung the top of the 'V' with six strands of surgical tubing.  A catchers mitt was tied at the back to hold the water balloon.  We took it out for a test at a local Elementary School playground, and planted the two ends at an angle to the ground.  My friends held the upright in place, and I placed the water balloon onto the mitt, and then pulled it back as far as I could, and let it fly.

The balloon not only cleared the field and the fence...it sailed into the nearby residential area.  We heard the sound of crashing glass, and so we gathered up our 'siege weapon' and beat feet away.
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2010, 09:38:22 PM »
Sounds too sober and methodical to be drunk, but I will go with 19.

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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2010, 11:49:22 AM »
It sounds too smart to be a kid, and where would you get the surgical tubing?  But you're pretty smart, so I will go with kid, 15.
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Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2010, 10:46:29 AM »
OK, True, here is my entry.

Two friends of mine and I decided to construct a 'launcher' for water balloons.  We cobbled together two 2x4's into an 'X' shape, and then strung the top of the 'V' with six strands of surgical tubing.  A catchers mitt was tied at the back to hold the water balloon.  We took it out for a test at a local Elementary School playground, and planted the two ends at an angle to the ground.  My friends held the upright in place, and I placed the water balloon onto the mitt, and then pulled it back as far as I could, and let it fly.

The balloon not only cleared the field and the fence...it sailed into the nearby residential area.  We heard the sound of crashing glass, and so we gathered up our 'siege weapon' and beat feet away.

your launcher for you ballons.. just get a c cup or up bra... there ya go
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