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Offline MageNathaniel1

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2775 on: October 02, 2020, 10:44:31 AM »
timmy always wanted the light left on when he went to bed afraid there was a monster under his bed . one day he turned off the light before getting into bed. his father asked what changed, what about the monster. timmy said oh, I left him a map to my sisters room, he can go in there, besides with all the guys she lets in her room, i do not think she will even notice.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2776 on: October 02, 2020, 06:20:27 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2777 on: October 03, 2020, 09:32:03 AM »
timmys .um was sleeping in on a satirdsy morning. timmy came in and saw her asleep not moving so he pinched her she awoke and yelled what was that for. timmy said I wanted to know if I needed to call an ambulance for you. his mum said no but we may need one anyway looking at him
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2778 on: October 03, 2020, 11:47:28 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2779 on: October 04, 2020, 07:06:13 AM »
tinnys teacher asked him if your father borrowed $100 and promised to pay $10 a week, after 7 weeks how much would he owe. timmy said $100. the teacher said you do not know math very well. timmy said and you do not know my father very well.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2780 on: October 04, 2020, 10:22:31 AM »
Neither Timmy or his teacher are very smart. At the end of seven weeks I would have the $100 and the next three weeks would be interest.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2781 on: October 04, 2020, 03:15:46 PM »
#BadJoke48

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A: I turtley love you
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2782 on: October 04, 2020, 03:16:35 PM »
#BadJoke49

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2783 on: October 04, 2020, 03:17:29 PM »
#Badjoke50

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2784 on: October 04, 2020, 05:59:28 PM »
Rick my old friend... you worry me.  ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2785 on: October 05, 2020, 09:10:35 AM »
at timmys 1st job he asked what their sick leave poloce and health plan is. his boss said our health plan and policy is very simple if you plan on working here dont ever call in sick
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2786 on: October 05, 2020, 12:02:12 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on October 05, 2020, 09:10:35 AM
at timmys 1st job he asked what their sick leave poloce and health plan is. his boss said our health plan and policy is very simple if you plan on working here dont ever call in sick

I've had that policy lots of times.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2787 on: October 06, 2020, 09:15:30 AM »
with covid many wives are watching videos on how to cut their husbands hair and doing so but if she offers a shave and haircut and takes out a straight razor, run and digure out what she found out about you later
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2788 on: October 06, 2020, 11:51:57 AM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on October 06, 2020, 09:15:30 AM
with covid many wives are watching videos on how to cut their husbands hair and doing so but if she offers a shave and haircut and takes out a straight razor, run and digure out what she found out about you later

((Looks at Rags and JDL!!!!))
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2789 on: October 06, 2020, 02:04:02 PM »
*Facepalms*

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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