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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: CinaSinclaire on June 11, 2009, 06:49:37 AM

Title: This is For Ragnar!!!!
Post by: CinaSinclaire on June 11, 2009, 06:49:37 AM

 :)
                                         Two Good Old Boys

 
This is Told in the  best southern  drall that you can think of..
 
BillyBob and Bubba were at their  local Pigs in a blanket ,enjoying a  meal of pulled pork and collard green some tader salad and the best Iced Tea this side of the Mason Dixen line.When next to them a  woman begain to have a coughing fit and then began to choke.

BillyBob being the southern Gent that He is got up and went over to the woman..He  says to the woman are ya,ll having trouble swalleren..The woman  begins to  shake her head yes,, still coughing and  choking..
 
BillyBob then says can yall breath.. the woman shakes head again NO!  as she is now slowly turning blue in the face. Her arms are flayling about.
 
BillyBob helps the woman to  her feet....Again being the southern Gent that he is.. Knowing he as to work fast here befor the woman passes out or dies,,
 
Quickly lifts the womans dress and Yanks  down her draws about her knees "Bending over"   He then  drags His tounge across the cheek of her butt.Giving her a  good long slopppy  wet  lick,, "Raise back up" He drops the dress and  looks at the  woman..
 
The woman in utter shock coughs out the piece of pork that was  stuck  sending it across the room..
The  woman the sinks down onto her  chair catching her breath  her  draws still about her knees,,
All she can do is  stare at BillyBob.
He tips His hat to her and returns to His own chair,,

The room erupts in Cheers and  what a  Fine Job there buddy..  BillyBob  just shrugs as He sits back down to his meal..

His best bud Bubba chimes in,
 
 
Ya know Id had never seen  that  (((  Hind-Lick-Manuver  done befor WoW !!!!! ))

 :) :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
                                                       
 

Title: Re: This is For Ragnar!!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on June 11, 2009, 11:56:15 AM

*Blinks*

Title: Re: This is For Ragnar!!!!
Post by: Raziel on June 11, 2009, 08:14:53 PM

You know, that is funny when I read it out loud with my southern drawl.

Raz

Title: Re: This is For Ragnar!!!!
Post by: RAGNAR on June 12, 2009, 12:11:45 AM

Quote from: Raziel on June 11, 2009, 08:14:53 PM

You know, that is funny when I read it out loud with my southern drawl.

Raz

Well... I have seen my True lick some pretty strange things. LOL

Title: Re: This is For Ragnar!!!!
Post by: Raziel on June 12, 2009, 08:03:50 PM

She told me she was Tuchuk!  I did not know she was Kassar...hairy legs all look alike when you have imbibed that much rum!

Raz