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Title: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 21, 2010, 01:35:21 PM
I saw this on How I Met Your Mother.

You tell a story about something stupid that you did, and everybody guesses if you were drunk, or did it when you were a kid.

We will define "kid" as 17 or under.  And no stories where you were a kid and also drunk.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 21, 2010, 01:38:55 PM
Sucked laughing-gas from a giant balloon while wandering the streets of the French Quarter, alone, on Saturday night before Mardi-Gras.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on April 21, 2010, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: Kimba~ on April 21, 2010, 01:38:55 PM
Sucked laughing-gas from a giant balloon while wandering the streets of the French Quarter, alone, on Saturday night before Mardi-Gras.

Drunk.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 21, 2010, 07:57:57 PM
How about this?  I'll give it a day, for people to guess, and then give the answer.  Somebody who gets it right does the next one.

We could do it like this: vote for drunk or kid, and the age the person was when it happened.  Whoever gets closest to the age wins the tie-breaker, and tells the next story.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taspan on April 22, 2010, 08:45:52 PM
Kid
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on April 22, 2010, 10:24:43 PM
yesterday...
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 22, 2010, 10:55:12 PM
Tasp told me her tiebreaker in IM.  She said 15.  I was 14.  I don't think anybody would have beat her if I left it open.

Gave my parents the slip for about two hours, but still beat them back to the hotel, like the responsible older daughter.  They thought they lost me.

Tasp wins and gets to tell the next story.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on April 26, 2010, 06:09:11 PM
I will tell one, if Tasp doesn't want to go after you, True...
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taspan on April 26, 2010, 10:31:15 PM
Went skinny dipping with friends in a public pool and hided by the side of the pool while the police shinned flash lights trying to see if they could spot us. They give up and left while we quickly dressed and got out of there
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on April 26, 2010, 10:35:41 PM
Kid 15





(Edit to add age)
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 27, 2010, 04:31:06 AM
Please remember, the tie-breaker is who gets closest to the age the storyteller did it.

I say, Drunk, 27.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RickBulow74 on April 27, 2010, 05:46:37 AM
Kid, 10
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Fishy! on April 27, 2010, 11:57:59 AM
I say drunk, 19
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on April 27, 2010, 10:13:20 PM
Drunk, 23
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taspan on April 29, 2010, 09:06:00 AM
Ranger nailed it right on the money! I was 15 and a kid! Congratulations Ranger it is YOUR turn!
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taspan on April 29, 2010, 11:30:21 AM
I am sorry I misspelled the winners name. I am sorry the winner is Ragner/ Rags . You won Rags its your turn...Mutters about not posting until AFTER the first moring POT of coffee!
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on April 30, 2010, 12:45:17 AM
Built a huge bonfire, the type seen from outerspace. After all the wood was in position for the burn, to make certain it would ignite and remain burning without a restart, five gallons of gasoline was poured over the fire and a small trail of accelerant was made to a point 20 to 30 feet away from the intended bonfire.

Laying down as the other guys backed further away, lit the trail and watched it shoot to the intended target. With a low WHOMP!!! it ignited in such a way the entire pile seemed to lift from the ground a bit and settle back down just a fraction of a moment before my prone body was engulfed in flames. It truly was an impressive sight to look around at the inside of a fireball. Thankfully I did not yell or exhale and attempt to inhale. It was brief but spectacular. Trust me on this.

It was over as quickly as it had happened. I stood up as the guys came running. That is when I noticed the sensation of something tickling my face. Turned out it was the remains of my burnt eyebrows, eyelids, moustache, and hair as it fell from my face and head. Thankfully all my hair did not burn, but it was heavily singed. Eyebrows, eyelids, and moustache were reduced to little more than stubble.

Well... shit happens. We enjoyed the rest of the night around the fire that could be seen from outerspace.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Fishy! on April 30, 2010, 01:13:39 AM
is last week an option?! -laughs--

I think this is a trick question, I would like to answer drunk AND a kid... like 17
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 30, 2010, 05:49:46 AM
This is the original rule.

Quote from: Kimba~ on April 21, 2010, 01:35:21 PM
We will define "kid" as 17 or under.  And no stories where you were a kid and also drunk.

But we know Ragnar makes his own rules.

Change your vote if you want, Shoko.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on April 30, 2010, 09:16:26 AM
Since he had a moustache, I would say adult, and drunk.  Maybe 28?  Guys are pretty bizarre at that age.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taryn on April 30, 2010, 11:57:30 AM
Completely stone cold sober and 23
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 30, 2010, 12:06:33 PM
Quote from: Medi on April 30, 2010, 09:16:26 AM
Since he had a moustache,

We should have a side bet on how old Rags was when the first grew a mousetache.  I'm going with 13 years 8 months, on the moustache.  Will vote later on Drunk/Kid.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Fishy! on April 30, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
no im keeping my vote as 17 and drunk -grins-
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on April 30, 2010, 07:56:40 PM
Kid, 14
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on May 03, 2010, 11:39:37 AM
Drunk off my ass and 35.   ;D


Side bet of what age I was growing facial hair and shaving comming soon!   :D
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on May 03, 2010, 12:02:58 PM
Ok, Medi wins Challenge #2. Your turn, True.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 06, 2010, 06:35:11 PM
OK, True, here is my entry.

Two friends of mine and I decided to construct a 'launcher' for water balloons.  We cobbled together two 2x4's into an 'X' shape, and then strung the top of the 'V' with six strands of surgical tubing.  A catchers mitt was tied at the back to hold the water balloon.  We took it out for a test at a local Elementary School playground, and planted the two ends at an angle to the ground.  My friends held the upright in place, and I placed the water balloon onto the mitt, and then pulled it back as far as I could, and let it fly.

The balloon not only cleared the field and the fence...it sailed into the nearby residential area.  We heard the sound of crashing glass, and so we gathered up our 'siege weapon' and beat feet away.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on May 06, 2010, 09:38:22 PM
Sounds too sober and methodical to be drunk, but I will go with 19.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on May 07, 2010, 11:49:22 AM
It sounds too smart to be a kid, and where would you get the surgical tubing?  But you're pretty smart, so I will go with kid, 15.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Alex on May 10, 2010, 10:46:29 AM
Quote from: Medi on May 06, 2010, 06:35:11 PM
OK, True, here is my entry.

Two friends of mine and I decided to construct a 'launcher' for water balloons.  We cobbled together two 2x4's into an 'X' shape, and then strung the top of the 'V' with six strands of surgical tubing.  A catchers mitt was tied at the back to hold the water balloon.  We took it out for a test at a local Elementary School playground, and planted the two ends at an angle to the ground.  My friends held the upright in place, and I placed the water balloon onto the mitt, and then pulled it back as far as I could, and let it fly.

The balloon not only cleared the field and the fence...it sailed into the nearby residential area.  We heard the sound of crashing glass, and so we gathered up our 'siege weapon' and beat feet away.

your launcher for you ballons.. just get a c cup or up bra... there ya go
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on May 10, 2010, 08:29:37 PM
Ok, but the game is you are supposed if she did this when she was a kid, or when she was drunk.  And guess how old she was when she did it.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on May 10, 2010, 08:31:49 PM
Wapike is not big on rules either. Can you tell he is my Grandson? LOL

You have my permission to smack him around when he needs it.

 :D ;) :-*
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 11, 2010, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Wapike on May 10, 2010, 10:46:29 AM
Quote from: Medi on May 06, 2010, 06:35:11 PM
OK, True, here is my entry.

Two friends of mine and I decided to construct a 'launcher' for water balloons.  We cobbled together two 2x4's into an 'X' shape, and then strung the top of the 'V' with six strands of surgical tubing.  A catchers mitt was tied at the back to hold the water balloon.  We took it out for a test at a local Elementary School playground, and planted the two ends at an angle to the ground.  My friends held the upright in place, and I placed the water balloon onto the mitt, and then pulled it back as far as I could, and let it fly.

The balloon not only cleared the field and the fence...it sailed into the nearby residential area.  We heard the sound of crashing glass, and so we gathered up our 'siege weapon' and beat feet away.


your launcher for you ballons.. just get a c cup or up bra... there ya go

LOL...that was our first thought, we could have fired two balloons at a time.  Problem was, we couldn't get the straps of the bra to stay attached to the surgical tubing.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on May 12, 2010, 12:31:57 AM
Men often overestimate how stretchy bras are.  Guys, not much.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 12, 2010, 06:32:13 PM
OK, I was 34, and 'tipsy', my two friends and I had drained two bottles of wine, and had opened a third.  And, no driving was involved, we carried our 'siege machine' and our ammunition during the two block walk to the 'test area'.

Long story...it makes sense...once I explain it...
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 16, 2010, 10:02:22 AM
Quote from: RAGNAR on May 10, 2010, 08:31:49 PM
Wapike is not big on rules either. Can you tell he is my Grandson? LOL

You have my permission to smack him around when he needs it.

 :D ;) :-*

(Hands Kimba a #12 frying pan)

You may also ask Wapike how he got the nickname 'Iron Nuts'
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 16, 2010, 10:03:51 AM
Looks like Rags won again...he was the only one who said I was an adult
 ;D
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on May 22, 2010, 10:56:17 AM
The blunt skippy...

Several of us got together and decided it was time to put an end to a groundhog. Considering its hole and location, a rifle was deemed to not be the most practical method. We needed to make sure it was a one time attack and kill. We decided an explosive device was the route to go. Two and a half cans of black powder packed solid inside of pvc pipe with a fuse.

Great theory... poor execution. Too much powder, not enough fuse. My buddy that was elected to light the fuse was also not a fast runner.

Result(s);

A buddy that was temporarilly deafened and concussed to the point of total confuzzlement. (But we did get him to his front porch before abandoning him.)

Rocks dirt and debris showering the area.

Windows in homes broken from the blast alone.

What can be only described as a crater where the groundhog's hole used to be.

Never did find the critter after that.

The rest of us suffered ringing ears for days.
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taryn on May 22, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
31 years old and very drunk...

Reminds me of the story of my bro-in-law, a groundhog (I believe), a shot gun, and a lot of beer... I was young, but remember the story told during certain family get togethers.. I might bring it up to him when I come out in December, after I find out if I am going to be speaking to him or not, due to an incident between him and my sister... ~growls and points to one of the insult venting posts by me~
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 22, 2010, 03:05:05 PM
LOL...I will venture a guess that you were a kid, about 16, Rags.  'Adult' men would have sat around and shared a beer, afterwards, while we women who loved you all would have shaken our heads, after watching the event from a very safe distance. 

We probably also would have brought you all ribeyes, cooked medium rare, and then retired to sip our white wine...and eagerly gossiped, knowing that you were all incapable of hearing anything that we said.

Your bj's would come later...(giggles)
 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on May 23, 2010, 08:42:49 AM
I am gonna have to undercut Medi here, and go with 15.  I don't see Rags caring much about a groundhog as an adult.  I also have to wonder, if he keeps winning, how many explosion stories does he have?
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: RAGNAR on May 23, 2010, 10:45:25 AM
Quote from: Kimba~ on May 23, 2010, 08:42:49 AM
I am gonna have to undercut Medi here, and go with 15.  I don't see Rags caring much about a groundhog as an adult.  I also have to wonder, if he keeps winning, how many explosion stories does he have?

LOTS!!! But unfortuately, I am running out of partners in crime.   ::)
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Taryn on May 23, 2010, 04:39:01 PM
Quote from: RAGNAR on May 23, 2010, 10:45:25 AM
LOTS!!! But unfortuately, I am running out of partners in crime.   ::)

You can borrow Ray... Or I can send you my bro-in-law, he doesn't necessarily have to return in one piece either...
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Medi on May 23, 2010, 05:13:17 PM
I will send you my son, Rags, he loves to blow things up.
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Game: Drunk or Kid
Post by: Kimba~ on May 23, 2010, 09:19:21 PM
JFDL@Taryn!