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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: kadi{MTC} on December 01, 2011, 06:25:38 PM

Title: for the males lol
Post by: kadi{MTC} on December 01, 2011, 06:25:38 PM

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is incarcerated. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2012, the penis will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are ...as follows:
...
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10" Privilege Tax $25.00
5 - 8" Pole Tax $15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under Capital Gains.

Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a Refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Title: Re: for the males lol
Post by: RAGNAR on December 02, 2011, 03:30:13 AM

Damn IRS...

I am gonna go broke and they don't even provide any vaseline with their tax forms.

Title: Re: for the males lol
Post by: Alex on December 02, 2011, 05:22:44 AM

lmao good one, and yes i am around these days....

Title: Re: for the males lol
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on December 12, 2011, 07:42:26 PM

-snickers a bit-...thats a good one.

-kix Wapike-..yuh huh. sure, whatever. -lol-

Title: Re: for the males lol
Post by: Tgol on December 31, 2011, 07:01:46 AM

Damn, now I got to find more money to give those greedy bastards.