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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: razz|n.o.i.r on June 01, 2013, 06:49:35 AM
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone else left the bar and drove off.
Finally as he started his engine and began to pull away the police officer stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0 The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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"For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it."
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that is cute..i needed a few of them when i was growing up and drinking alot..but thoses days are over for me...but they were alot of fun ( until the next morning )
da flame
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LOL...That's got to go on facebook...*goes to post*
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*Le gHasP*..O.O oh flayme you BAD girl you! lol
NS; hahaha. right on.
i found a shitload more. going to keep randomly posting them in this thread.