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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: kiahMTC on October 02, 2013, 06:57:47 AM
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I had my job "interview" friday and will have my final "test"this friday. I giggle to myself as I type because I know I have the job. The questions and test is more for the first time mom than for myself. Pretty soon I will be babysitting a precious little baby every day! The little man is seven weeks old and up to seven pounds already! I feel for her having to go back to work while he is so young and do my best to reassure her that he will be loved, safe and not "replaced". She may dread the day she goes back to work full time but I can't wait!
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Let the brainwashing begin.
First the manchild must be issued his own football.
Then a recording must be played during each sleep session repeating "FOOTBALL" over and over.
During waking hours repeated playing of the following is recommended;
- Blood makes the grass grow.
- Offense only scores, but DEFENSE scores AND wins games.
- Tackle the ball, not the man.
- Make your opponent pay dearly for every yard they gain.
- If the man you just hit is not blowing snot bubbles, you did not hit him hard enough.
- FUNDIMENTALS FUNDIMENTALS FUNDIMENTALS!!!
- Ball carriers have guts, guts look good in the grass.
- There really is no pain in the endzone.
- Water and salt pills fix most anything.
- And finally, "Play like a Champion"
Playbooks are better than coloring books.
When he reaches age two we can get serious about training. After all... most leagues will accept them at age eight.
And please... no "binkies"... get him a good mouthpiece.
::) ;D ;) :)
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Am so happy for you!! Will continue to cross fingers just for good luck.
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Thank you both! He's a fighter from birth, having been born early yet thankfully having no health problems. One word of caution, Rags. He'll be a Patriots fan. Surely that is better than no football at all? ;)
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Thank you both! He's a fighter from birth, having been born early yet thankfully having no health problems. One word of caution, Rags. He'll be a Patriots fan. Surely that is better than no football at all? ;)
Nothing wrong with that. Patriots are not in my division. LOL
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I start full time on monday :)
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WOOT!!!
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YAY!!! Congrats!
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Thank you..*S*