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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: RAGNAR on March 24, 2019, 06:27:39 AM

Title: Well chit
Post by: RAGNAR on March 24, 2019, 06:27:39 AM
No net last night.   :(
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: flame{NS} on March 24, 2019, 03:46:55 PM
ok was wondering... tried to call and the line was busy...
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: RAGNAR on March 24, 2019, 05:27:59 PM
May have been any number of telemarketers leaving long winded narratives on my answering machine. I wish legislation would be passed banning those assholes from bothering everyone. The penalty? 20 years at hard labor, eardrums ice-picked as never to hear on a phone again, and severed vocal chords as never to use their voices again. And ineligibility for any disability compensation if they survive the hard labor.

Did I mention I really dislike these pricks?
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: flame{NS} on March 24, 2019, 05:47:58 PM
lol ah yea .. i think you did lol
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: Medi on March 24, 2019, 06:38:01 PM
...I fully agree with you, Rags, it really should be illegal to call someone at home, and try to get them to buy something that they hadn't ordered.  Don't we get charged for using our phones?  If someone shows up at your door...you just close it.   >:( I am living with my elderly mother...and I have taken over answering the landline.  I look at the return number and the name...her phone is programmed...and if it is a friend I will say, "Hello...wait a minute"...I will then bring the phone to her.  If I don't recognize the number...I pull my thick Mexican accent out of my back pocket...along with my weak and elderly 'Old Womans Voice'...and slowly say..."Buenas dias, que estas?"  They usually hang up, right away...although a couple times I had to repeat my phrase before they hung up.   ;D  I just better hope that I don't get a bilingual caller...I will have to say a VERY RUDE English phrase BEFORE I HANG UP!!!  *JDL*
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: RAGNAR on March 25, 2019, 06:40:44 PM
I have a couple somewhat crude and rude phrases I tend to use for them. Then I laugh as they try to reply before hanging up the phone. I gave woobie my old duty whistle, and she puts that to good use when she gets a real person on the other end.
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: Medi on March 25, 2019, 09:02:40 PM
...WONDERFUL ADVICE...RAGS... ;D...I will buy her a REAL STEEL WHISTLE next time I am out...and tell her to use it when I am away... :)  I hear that those telemarketers use headsets...they can't just pull the phone away from their ear... ::)
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: Arlon on March 27, 2019, 01:24:59 PM
They do use headsets, and even though the smart ones turn them down pretty low, a whistle right in the ear will do nasty things to their eardrums ;)
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: RAGNAR on March 27, 2019, 05:56:05 PM
"I love when a plan comes together."
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: siren on March 28, 2019, 10:48:36 AM
When I've gotten calls I'll say "look, there's blood all over, what am i supposed to do with the body??"
Title: Re: Well chit
Post by: RAGNAR on March 31, 2019, 05:11:23 PM
Quote from: siren{RgR} on March 28, 2019, 10:48:36 AM
When I've gotten calls I'll say "look, there's blood all over, what am i supposed to do with the body??"

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