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Medieval => Medieval General Discussions => Topic started by: Praegorn on May 26, 2005, 07:45:14 PM
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Restarting an olde but goody from the boards. Ye might remember how it goes. 3 words is all ye get to post in order to continue the story. And it all starts out with....
One fine evening...
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life sprang anew......... :)
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as lava was
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preparing to surprise
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Kyle with a
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naughty new nightie
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which she purchased
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from Aspen's boutique
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using the money
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she found under
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the bed of
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oooo....temptin one isn't this? ;D
Friar Henry, tucked....
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cleverly between the ...... ;)
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folds of his
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worn bed linens
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. Now of course,
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lava's first choice
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is strip yatzee
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and to see
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if anyone could
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make the pips
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bounce all night
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. Although, when she
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was done trying
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Her pips were,
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decidedly erect and
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aching for a
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a tender bit
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tender loving care.
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((ohhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy...*blushing))
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lava exclaimed, heaving....
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the covers off..............
:D
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a sleeping Kyle,
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who wakes up......
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with a need
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for satisifying his
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animalistic desire to
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to use the
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new dungeon apparatus
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strangely shaped like
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the St.Andrews Cross.
((I think that ends a sentence so whoever is next gets to start a new one))
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Meanwhile, back in
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the villlage, Seren.....
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decided to change
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her usual weekly
~chuckling~
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stockings, with little
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tiny satin bows
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for new pink
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striped leggins. Suddenly,
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she saw a
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huge , scary shadow
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. Covering her eyes,
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and opening her
~lmbo~
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hand to firmly
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grasp her favorite
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newsprint. Rolling it
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up, she boldly
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struck at the
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mischievious person who
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had stole her
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most intimate toy
~laughing~
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. The one often
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used to satisfy
~snickering~
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certain needs when
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a lonely moment
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left her bothered.
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After completing her
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rather daunting task,
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she sighed heavily..
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and wished Prae
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to fetch her
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an ice cold
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dish of ice
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melon, served with
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a dollop of
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specially whipped cream.
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She leaned forward
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smacking her head
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in disbelief, daring
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him to take
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her, then and...
~lmbo~
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and possibly again.
~snickering~
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~just laughing~
Scandalous M'lady, just scandalous! T'would seem yur trip did tarnish a bit of yur innocence....perhaps I should be guid enough to remove more? ~eg~
Ahem! Anyways....
Meanwhile, back at
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~blushing~...Forgive me M'lord. I do nae know what came over me. I assure ye nae tarnishing of any sort took place while I was away. Perhaps ye have stirred the flames of desire.....~chuckles~....with just ye very presence.
castle, steps were
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taken to wake
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the guards. Once
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Tristram was through
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gathering panties , and
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examining the lacey
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clothing for one
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thing in particular
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in this place
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, where men are
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not commonly found...
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one could get
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lost easily. Later
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when the dinner
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was prepared and
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laid out upon
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with candles on
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the table. Seth
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looked on with
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interest. He thought
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he knew where
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to seat everyone
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but did nae
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know where to
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find the missing
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candlesticks. So for
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light he brought
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torches, but didn't
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bring any tinder
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to coax the
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the hearth fires
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. He sighed and
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blew his nose
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noting that his
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nose blowing awoke
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awoke everyone. Then
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She turn back
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hmmm....
and surprised everyone
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by hopping up
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on Lord Gray's
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chair while he
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turned his back
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and ignored her
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and made faces
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. Well now, that
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seems to be
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just what Alexya... ~snickering~
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had been asking
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when wanting good
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times to roll.
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Elsewhere in the
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village of MacLaaran,
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Aspen practiced orgasming
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guidness!
uuuuuuuuuh..
though in truth
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she was only
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practicing her yodeling.
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too cover for
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the noise that
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would surely disrupt
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and think about
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moonlit nights. So,
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say a little
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ditty, she exclaimed
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"I Can't Believe!"
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"He did relieve"
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"himself from the"
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"fires of wrath".
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Onward he went
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looking around for
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the next nubile ............
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young lass to
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have a roll
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and some soup
((Bet you didn't see THAT coming *L*))
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*smacks Jack for his previous post*
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*Laughing out loud...that was some delayed reacton!*
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((I just got around to reading this post. But I acted upon reading that post. :P ))
which was accidently
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sent to the
((See what happens when you're napping? *laughing*))
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((I wasn't napping...I was...distracted.))
guardhouse along with
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Aspen's favorite knickers
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((*smacks you again....then again* One of these days you're really going to get it.))
which were promptly
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returned to their
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rightful owner. Meanwhile
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*Wiping the tears* Dang, you take all the fun out of making you stamp your lil feets *laughing*
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back at the
(*stamps my lil feet* Fie...))
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Iron Lance, things were
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quiet and serene.
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Apart from the
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ruckous at the
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guardhouse Aspen's knickers
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((Now see here. My knickers are NOT at the guardhouse.))
are no where
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in sight, but
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other things have
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honked off Aspen
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((Ain't THAT the truth. *glares at you*))
, but she isn't
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feeling a draft
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because she's wel
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but is knickerless
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((You have this unhealthy fascination with my knickers.))
However, she has
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money for replacement
((*Laughing*...Hey, let's not get all Judgy, Miss Southern Eye *Laughing*))
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and didn't hesitate
((Oh poo...you're just imagining things now. There's nothing southernly about you that attracts me unless it involves you're legs getting tied to a revolving spicket over an open fire. *pleasant little grin*))
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grabbing Satan's Panties
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then, running off
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too try them
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on. Meanwhile Elsewhere
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at the blacksmiths,
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the quiet Lunar...
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was contemplating...oh, wait...My bad...I thought you said "The Quiet Looney"...but that can't be right because We all know that Aspen is anything but quiet *laughing*...Disregard My post.
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Oh you wretched...wretched man. *stands with both feet planted, one hand balled up into a fist, resting on my hip with the other balled up in a fist shaking in your direction* One of these days.....POW...right in the kisser.
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was checking on
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her tarots for
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outcome of Jack's
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venture into ladies'
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domain, the kitchen.
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Where cookie was
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all powerful and
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smelled like cheese
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courtesy of her
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unwashed knickers . She
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shook the fabric
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like bed sheet
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like bed sheet
((Hmmmm...knickers the size of bed sheets...I wonder if they were yellow handmedowns?))
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. Since nobody was
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wanting to use
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Tris' self-help book
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"How To Get...."
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Into a Chastity
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Belt in Five
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Easy To Learn
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Steps, she used
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a little trick
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found on page
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of a book
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. Once she read
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found out than
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how the story....
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goes in to
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depth about the
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gentle way one
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changes socks during
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rough play. The
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ladies in the
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library peeked around
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and saw something
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disturbing yet arrousing.
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There, behind the
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heavy tapestry was
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evidence, revealed in
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a piece of
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yellow cloth, dropped
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as if intentional.
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was the secret
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than she can't
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really do as
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(getting so lost in how this thought it forming)
hmmm...
she had two
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(me too....~laughs and huuuuuuuugs~....I hope your day is going well Prae)
problems. Meanwhile, back
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in the smithy
(as well as ever M'lady, once I read yur missive. ~smiles~
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Sir Kyle was
((~smiles brightly~...T'was a pleasure to read yur missive M'lord and I'm glad ye day is going well. I look forward to seeing ye this eve.))
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sharing his plans
whooooooooo hooooo.....1000 posts!
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for a new
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place to go
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with his hidden
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gun inside his
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bright redkilt........*L*
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. He went to
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that raucous tavern
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the Velvet Hammer
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where Lady Aspen
~chuckling as I believe someone will take this and really run with it~
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picketing the horrible
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thing that she
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secretly yearned for
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someone who can
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clean the tavern!
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The picket sign
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had bright letters
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and a teasing
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catch phrase. Meanwhile
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at the Herald,
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something is happening
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that is hard
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to believe, yet
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was completely unknown
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. Praegorn was devising
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an improved way...
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to lure a
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young woman lurking
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into the Herald.
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Fortunately, Serenitee was...
~laughs~
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already there, hiding.
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She coughed loudly....
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then gasped as
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she felt her
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head bump against
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the underside of
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the printing press.
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Praegorn turned, hearing...
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her painfully cry
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and looked beneath
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the table in
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surprise. Reaching his
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pants and the
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zipper, while slowly
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grasping a hammer
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...unsure of who
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to hit first
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in the head
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. Realizing who was
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behind all this,
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he put the
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chairs beside the
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hearth, waiting patiently ;)
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for a nubile
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young lass to
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appear. Crawling from
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in from an
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stormy misty night
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Anyways, as they
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conversed and disagreed
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throughout the night.....
~chuckling~
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Suddenly Something happened
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that would change
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the fact that
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they had been
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so provocatively challenged
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into a battle
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of wits. The
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couple shared a
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glass of wine
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before retiring together
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For The Night
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, to further negotiations.
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arriving at the
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door of the room
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Pausing A Moment
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and thinks what
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rumors would circulate.
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At The same
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behind the old
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sawmill, evil lurked.
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In the middle
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of the night
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she walked soundlessly,
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With Cautious Steps
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into the attic
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She Made Her
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steps as quiet
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as a whisper.
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Kneeling by an
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old rusted chest,
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she carefully brushed
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the cobwebs away
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from the latch.
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But at the
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moment, the latch
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seems to be
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stuck. Shrugging, then
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after thinking about
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"Men in Tights"
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she looks around
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for instructions to
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follow and after
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finding none, she
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comeback to her
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house to relax
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. The moment her
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tough goes to
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uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...
wash behind his
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lands and maybe
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I know this is old..but I laughed so hard over this... the yodeling to cover the orgasming almost made me fall from my chair... too bad this was ended.... thinks about starting another..cause i love progressive stories. great job All
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Once upon a...........
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time, at Webmaze....
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Skylar rekindled a
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a story game
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about her special
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friend, who was
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wise and beautiful
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....so beautiful that.......
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stars would brighten
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when she smiled.
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The problem was.......
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her secret was
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known to another
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and still nothing
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could cure the
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deep yearning within......
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to be loved.
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by the man
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known as Black..............................
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Bart the Clown
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Bart could be....
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the meanest of
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clowns, but he
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was always smiling
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Suddenly, a loud
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gasp was heard
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when everyone looked......
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she was naked!!
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Nonchalantly, she meandered.......
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up and down
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the halls, sobbing
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and exclaiming, "Where...."
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is my Bart??.... :'(
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"Here I am"...
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he did exclaim!
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as she turned
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to see him
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wearing her corset! :o
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and grinning like
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a sleezy cheshire....... ;)
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Elsewhere, more respectable
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Praegorn was looking
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for his Lady
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who was MIA.
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Unbeknownst to anyone,
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she was actually
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hiding in a
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sleeping bag, waiting............
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to be found.
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But he must
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find the zipper.
;D
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Unfortunately, the zipper
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is stuck and..........
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not even invented!
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So she reached
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past spiorad who
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was snuggled against
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the ruggedly handsome...
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Tim the Enchanter
[you do realize this was two women in there already.. so now we've added a man... very interesting lol]
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who, luckily, was...
~reads way back to see who the women are to keep score~
Oh my..the hiding Serenitee in a sleeping bag. Well no wonder I couldn't find her! ~lmbo~
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still hold'n his
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pants closed tightly
lol
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because he forgot...
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he was in
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his bright pink..........
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thong, a gift
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from Polly who
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heard rumors he
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was looking for...
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a real good
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addition to his
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little swingers club
*LOL*....dang, after reading that again, kind of goes along with little jester..*L*
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After all this...
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warnings were posted
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to avoid his
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finely tuned and
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and ready jester.
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*LOL*....cute Seren, very cute
it was decided
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that something had
~lol~...What???
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Ye know what...pok'n fun at M'lil jester...*L*
happen, to make....
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the friar question
~lol~..Ye and yer jester....sounds like a personal problem M'lord.
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why he should
everything is personal....*L*......
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even think that
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it was true.
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After all, it...
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wasn't so unusual
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or hard to
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try to please
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him. He only
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wanted in return...
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one simple favor.
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This favor could..
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be given by...
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her, in only one way.
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as he grinned ;)
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she plugged her
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ears with cotton-batting
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and strolled over
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to see what
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lurked under his
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especially large, manly,....
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tunic. Gasping as
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his lifted it
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over his head...
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only to reveal
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a very large
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body part, causing...
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him to quickly
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cover it up!
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as he shyly
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smiled and winked
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This poor dude..............
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hoping for action......
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stammered his words
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and blushed horribly...
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as he turned
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and tried to
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see how things
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were from another
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angle. He laughed
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because she didn't
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see what was
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being looked at
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from his view...
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Batting it back
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batt'n it??..........ouch.....*L*
and restraining from
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showing it again
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Now, the moral
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of this story....
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about a man
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proud of his
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self, and even
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prouder of his
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impressive manly attributes
::)
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is this. A
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change of pace?
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or just a
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ruse to trick
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is all one
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-sided because it
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only serves one
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family, making it
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the most bizarre......
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interactive story ever! ???
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Thinking to improve.......
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upon her soft...
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ways of speaking,
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she stopped shouting...
whew! ~wiping m'brow~ another sandwich job....~weg~
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and seductively sashayed........
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across the room
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eyes focused upon......
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his, as she
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placed her hand
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on his big
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muscles and exclaimed.....
((now You really didn't think even I was going to say something bad, did you?.*L*))
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OOoooh! So impressive!
(hehe)
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He smiled, flexing....
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his ego clearly
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loving the attention
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he tugged her
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hmmm...
into a room.....
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and he quickly...
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drew her into
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A longing kiss
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that made her
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swoon and say
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again, again, again.....*L*
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Happy to comply....
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Prae grinned and....
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heeeeeeeeeeeey! I'm a writer, nae an interactor! ~lol~
grabbed Serenitee close.....
hee, hee...
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kissing her passionately.....
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lips still locked....
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using a probing....~lmbo~
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*ahem*
...tongue, he slowly
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licked her lips.... ;D
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and she bit..... :o
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her lower lip....
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and said owie
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because she lost...
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her front tooth
??? ::) ;D
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ick! what a story line here!...
which was made
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of pure silver...
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by her Grandmother
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who was named...
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after her Uncle.......*L*
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Tris, who was....~lol~
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fond of sheep......
(or so the story is told....*L*)
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especially when they....
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posed for Calenders
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created just for....
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the pleasure of
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those who can
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eat with both...
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hands. This Grandmother,
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code-named Lord Gray....
~chuckling and walks away quickly from this...
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had a secret
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fetish for potatoes...~laughing lots~
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smothered with cheese
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and a side.....
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of gingered bourbon
*gives Prae a look...*
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When she got
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to the place
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where the special...
~smiles at Eiluna~ what..ye did nae know he was that way? ~snickers~
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ingredient was kept.
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, she quickly placed
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it inside the
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special pocket of
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potatoey goodness where
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great pleasure was
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tastey and hot
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Lord Gray licked......
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Honey off the
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back of Eiluna's......~grins~
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*grins*
neck... she shivered
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and gave Him
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a loving kiss
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on his cheek
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and smiled sweetly
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And said to
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him, my place....
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or at Tris's?
~lmao~
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My place is
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With you... then...
*sticks my tongue out at Prae*
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walking through the...
*laffs*
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doors, they left...
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locked behind them...
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and faded away....
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quietly ,leaving Prae
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alone with his
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thoughts of sheep.
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*LOL*
The end!!
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and Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad timing :P
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*gasps* Lady E, you changed your response!!
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All this was....
~starting up a new one for all the smart ones here~ *L*
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an adventure told
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as a rumor....
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to get people.....
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to turn over...
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their old petticoats
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for those who
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were feeling cold..
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and non padded...*L*
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and bountiful too!
~nodding lots~
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with very blossoming....
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interests in fashion.
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Or so they....
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say that fashion
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only looks good......
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when worn by....
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very thin models.
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Which,of course
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is a bunch
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of steaming crap!
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Real women have
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*looks about to be sure this is not Front Section*....yes....real women....have an
ass and boobs....
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would repeat myself and say like my 'luna....but...*S*
whichs adds to
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the over-all .......
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look of real
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pinchable flesh versus.......
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a skeleton waif
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all bony hard
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like a tough
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piece of leather
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like the kind
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you might find
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on a shield.
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The best fashion
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models look real
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curvy and sensuous
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but are otherwise...
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intelectually stimulating and
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not terribly believable!
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Men however, are
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valiant, noble and....
;D
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strong and protective
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to loved ones
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and impossible to
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live without, unless...
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you have money.
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*LOL* Sheesh...
In that case,
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laffs n nudges my Lady....
choose wisely or
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end up poor!
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What happened to
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the independent women?
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They have gone
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looking for one
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to step in...
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and change the...
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bedsheets because they
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have interesting smells
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after Lady Emerald....*lol*
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not to mention
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the sneaky fellow...
(oh, was I nae supposed to mention?*LOL*)
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that wonders why
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he said that?....
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After all of..
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sheep got out ;)
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and ran away...
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upon seeing Trissy
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strip Lady Emerald..
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of her shoes *LOL*
not gonna let Ye get away with letting peeps think My nudity would send animals running Tris!!! ;)
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BUt he didn't
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have the chance
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at catching up
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to the enchanter's... *chuckling*
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current status. Therefore,
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He started drinking
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From a bottle
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filled with a
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fruity smelling liquid.
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not knowing that....
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twas a potion
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that would turn
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his manly form
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into one that
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drove women wild
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he grabbed his..
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trusty blowup sheep
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*LOL*... Mabel, who is...
((glad to see you back, Jack.. ))
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the prize of
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Jack's Scottish clan
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. While fluffing Mabel's
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soft wool with..
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His stubby fingers
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, he "accidentally" fondled
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the cute wench.... ;)
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who appeared mysteriously!
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and didn't move.
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The wench wacked
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Him with a
and Tris how do you accidentally fondle someone??? Ye must be spending too much time with the blow up ewe :D :P
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a wet noodle!
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and he said
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"What the heck??!"
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is Lady Emerald
hey, if you fondle accidentally, you don't get slapped nearly as hard.. *L*..
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doing with that
I think Ye enjoy being slapped ....amongest other abuse...cause Ye do Yer utmost to earn it *EWS* ;)
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in her hand ;)
((*LOL* hey, the abuse just seems to follow me, what can I say... *G*))
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Blushing, she put
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her hand out
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turning her palm
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upwards, expecting a
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pretty bauble, but
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not the handshake...
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she frowned, then
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contemplated a new
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scheme to work!
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her way through
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. Lost in thought,
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each more wicked
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than the last...
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she gathered her...
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undies and looked
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for the nearest
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guard, for another..
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explanation of the
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missing undies from
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his wagons glovebox
amanda
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where they were
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the last time