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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: Shadow duck on October 21, 2005, 02:38:25 PM
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Since the flu season is just around the corner,
as a public service this notice is being forwarded to you.
Be sure and read to the end.
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day,
go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go in for a shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol..
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
My grandmother always said,
"A shot in the glass is
better than one in the ass!"
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that was cute.
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~grins happily reading the duckies post~now why does this juat seem to make sooooooooooooooo much sense??~lol~