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Title: Hormone Hostage
Post by: kadi{MTC} on July 19, 2006, 06:09:48 PM

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy MidSection

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favourite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends, those who might need a good
Laugh, or men who need a warning.

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on July 19, 2006, 06:13:26 PM

LOL

don't forget

Putting up with Men's Shit..

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: Thalia on September 02, 2006, 11:06:43 AM

For me, it's Pardon My Swearing. LOL

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: RAGNAR on September 02, 2006, 06:37:09 PM

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
Tuchuk: bosk, fermented bosk milk, cheese.... HARTA!!!

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
Tuchuk: strip and display... HARTA!!!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
Tuchuk: ENOUGH!!!

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
Tuchuk: eat when chores are finished.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
Tuchuk: i am displeased!!!

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: Shadow duck on September 02, 2006, 06:54:04 PM

leaves lots of chocolates an an an .. six large bottles of larma juice just in case.. *giggles an scrams*

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: Jay on September 02, 2006, 07:11:28 PM

LMTAO @ Ubar's!

Hai!

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: kadi{MTC} on September 03, 2006, 03:33:23 AM

roflmtao  nice one Master


kadi

Title: Re: Hormone Hostage
Post by: flame{NS} on September 03, 2006, 01:36:34 PM

just has to laugh that was sooooooooooooooo good Master Ubar...

 that  made me laugh so hard