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(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/lilminx/berat.jpg)
in amoment of insanity, familure left the gates open on this most prized possesion of our beloved Master Ubar, if Yyou have seen him, please, please, escort him back, Master Ubar will be totally lost without him
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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((This is some awesome role-play... and that pic? It's going on the Bosk Care page, under Berat's special section! Kudos to whomever made it, 'cause it ROCKS!))
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where is a stud like Him most likely to go
??? ??? ???
;D ;D ;D
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after realizing her HUGE error~this one has been searching high and low though out the plains for Master Ubar's be-loved bosk~she just wished to let A/all know she has caught a glimpse of Berat out with the herds.....
(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/lure/beratspotted.jpg)
~drops the chalk and returns to the plains continuing the search~
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Berat has been spotted on the plains with a pair of red bloomers hanging from His horns, as of this time we are not sure which FW they belong to so if it pleases the FWs to search their knicker drawers and see if any of You have a pair of red bloombers missing
drops the chalk and runs :) :) :)
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*the girl stretches her lithe form after she settles the yoke on the ground...she had just finished cleaning Peaches water trough and was getting fresh water for Him...she blinks thinking she saw a flash of red among the herds..she shakes her head, thinking perhaps she has not had enough rest lately..and returns to her task*
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~slipping back to the wall to tack up a note in her lil scrawl~
this one searched the territory, following the tracks of Berat, sadly she never did even catch a glimpse of him, though the bloomers have been found~they will be washed and repaired from the horn damage and set in a freight wagon to be anonymously be claimed
~gnawing her lip as she returns to camp~
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sets up a watch tower near the freight wagon to see who come and gets the bloombers............lot of Free roaming about near the said wagon last night..............could said bloomers belong to a FM...........watch this space for more news..........
Tuchuk newshound
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*blink reading this.. keeping very quiet.... gulp... ponders.....
could it be that Berat was the bosk that ran off the last time when I sang...? Hmmmm... seen only a large cloud of dust... tsks.. that Bosk prolly was so emotional touched by my song that it went of to find a Mate..
nods to self.. looks left and right...none needs to know about me and the bosk and the song....walks off...*
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HOLD THE PRESSES..............MORE NEWS JUST IN...........
it is being said Berat ran from a certain FWs singing voice........at this time we dont know how true this is.........only way to find out is put said FW out into the plains and let Her sing..........if Berat comes Home then we know who did it................
watch this space
Tuchuk newshound
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(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/lilminx/berat2.jpg)
Unbeknownst to all our beloved Master and Ubars bosk has reached the outter limits of the bosk heard now. But unfortunately, due to the constant abuse of having to hear the screaching, spine rattling voice of an unnamed FW. He has turned gray and lost his shaggy coat only to be replaced by this short, ugly coat of fur, his knees are wobbly from becoming more of a slut then most of the Tuchuk slaves. and needs much rest before he drops of total exhaustion. A few of the Outriders who have never seen Berat before, have started to tell stories of a wild bosk that has a ragging stiffie that just wont stop, and looks as if he is going to mate himself to death
please please find this bosk before he becomes a bare bag of worn out bones
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the Tuchuk newshound is on the scent of this latest news about the alleged sighting of Berat.............question......... can Berat be more of a Stud then Master Kan or Master Pete..........watch to find out.............once we have spoken to our reporter out on the plains we will get back to Y/you all on this matter.
Will His coat ever grow back...........Will His hearing ever be the same..........only time can tell...........
Tuchuk newshound
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*reads.. poor Boskie, awwww..........scowling as I read we have another Singer in Camp, someone with a "screaching, spine rattling voice" .... stomps off to find that Wench...*
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*the wee hours of the morning meanign a quiet camp....I sneak out of the Med wagon where I have been holed up in My workroom all night.....haveing heard the annoucement about the bloomers I glance furtivly around to make sure there is no one in sight....then I tiptoe to said freight wagon...slip inside ..pick up the bright red bloomers and stuffing them in My Med pack for easier transportation....then quickly dashing from said freight wagon directly to My Own....not realizing just a itty bitty bit of bright red is peaking out of the pack....disappearing into My wagon...thinking whew....got away without A/anyone seeing Me.....having not wanted to have to deal with all that bloody bloomer's teasing again and now feeling confident I was nay seen..crawls under my furs and passes out for a few hours rest*
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OWNER OF BLOOMERS FOUND
From her hiding place she watch as a certain FW left the med wagon in the dead of night........where was this FW goinging we wonder...........she watched as the FW climbed into back of said freight wagon with a med pack on her back..........within a few moments She reappears and jumps down from the wagon, looking round Her before scurrying back to the Med wagon.........a little piece of the red bloomers sticking out of the pack gave her away................Mistress Muse we of the Tuchuk press hope that Your bloomers are still ok, we did have to cut a little away where Berat had gored them.........Happy to see bloomers and Owner reunited this reporter is still on the scent of who is the biggest Stud.............Berat............Master Kan..............Master Pete...............please vote now
Tuchuk newshound
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she looks at all.. see lips move but heck she can't hear a word.. just the strage sound of what sound a wolf that is been starangled she hear.. eyes looks all confused about the camp..
one hand to her right ear.. what?? the Ubar lost His hat?.. what????
the bosk have for FC a FW?.. eyes rolling she feels dizzzy.. can't ear a thing.. what is it this screams? ..ohhh crying.. cat can't hear a thing.. rush to hide till the whistel in her ears stop..
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(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/lilminx/mad_cows.jpg)
after hearing of the recent activity through the herd, some have also lost their coats and are startled by what they hear, namely the signing voice of the unknown FW
could this be Gors equivalent to mad cow disease???
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BREAKING NEWS....................................
Is there a Phantom bosk clipper doing the rounds of the herd...........please keep Y/your eyes open for this phantom clipper.............reward offered for the capture of said offender............
Tuchuk newshound
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Just in from Nosey Gossips Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It has been reported by a most reliable source that several drunken FM were seen around Berat's pen just before the unfortunate escape. The source, a FW who resembles a bosk so closely that she is rarely noticed among the herd, stated that one of the alleged drunks resembled a high ranking FM!
Could some of our FM have Kassarian roots? Could Berat have been left overly arroused by some unnamed druken FM who were seen in the area of his pen just before his escape? Could this disaster lead to a new hybrid of bosk called the Tuckukian Hairless Bosk?? Will Berat need psychological help to recover if he is found??
Stay tuned for breaking rumors.. NEWS.. ;D
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BREAKING NEWS......................BREAKING NEWS.................
The Tuchuk Police Force have stated that if and when Berat returns there will be an I.D prade of All high Ranking FM to see if Berat can reconise Them................For this I.D Prade All High Ranking FM are to be buck nakid..................all slaves wishing to peek will be forwarned to date, time and where abouts the I.D Prade will take place..............
please keep eyes on news reports for more updates
Tuchuk newshound
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Just in from Nosey Gossips Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In an interesting turn of events, some of the more homely females of the herd have taken it upon themselves to join in on the search! The creativity and desperation of these momma-bosks-in-waiting has reached epic proportions!
As you lay in your furs to sleep tonight, with your slave curled up at your side for warmth, listen closely! In the distance of the night, you will hear their plight! "Ugly bosks need lovin' too, Berat!"
(http://www.geocities.com/artistic_elegance_avs/cow01.txt)
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seeing all the mad heffers Berat turns tail and runs as fast as his wobbly lil legs will carry him, before long, he is over come by the homely females. the sounds of whaling bosk echos back in to camp, the sound even worse then the singing FW-
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as Berat lay upon the plains, spent, homely females reveled in the glorious afterglow..
(http://www.geocities.com/artistic_elegance_avs/cow03.txt)
the herd was not looking any better.. the aftermath of the events was becoming more evident by the ihn..
Will the bosk ever be the same? Will future offspring look like bosk or.....??
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STOP THE PRESSES...............NEWS NOW COMING IN................
Berat has gone into hiding..............He has wore Himself out serving the female bosk of the herd.............looking at the timing of serving .............all the female bosk will be dropping calfs around migration...........looks like Masters are going to be very very very busy E.G
Tuchuk newshound
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as Berat takes to hiding to recoperate, Sayton and Hammer, Master Ubars two faithful Kailla, decide,they are finished being on the sidelines and begin to make plans of their own
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WARNING
please could All the Free keep a eye on Their animals...........with all the randyness going on...........started by FM..........a singing FW...............and a pair of red bloomers...........it has been noted that the other animals have started to feel left out and that includes the two legged animals.........this reporter thinks that very soon the camp is going to be over run with babies.......
Tuchuk newshound
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We now interrupt your regularly scheduled reading for breaking bullshit.. NEWS!!
We believe that we have received a message from a VERY bad looking Berat. The authenticity of trhis message is still being verified by a hairly legged, red bloomer wearing FW, whom an unnamed source has accused of having a crush on our very own Berat.
Again, we emphasize that the authenticity of this message has not been verified! Could this discolored, confused beast be our very own Berat?? ;D
http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html
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NEWS JUST IN
The Love bug is hitting the Free as well now, by all accounts a Certain Scarrer and a Certain Saddle Maker have been making goggle eyes at each other...............watch this space for more news...........
Tuchuk newshound
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NEWS JUST IN.......................
Who is the strange bosk that wants to get Mistress Muse Drunk..............
(01:47:10 ) the Drakenstine Bosk : mooooooo
(01:48:07 ) the Drakenstine Bosk : ~moves in top view of the campfires~
(01:49:06 ) the Drakenstine Bosk is at the main fire and says to ALL: Mooooo`stagering half drunken bosklike~
(01:50:58 ) the Drakenstine Bosk is at the main fire and says to LadyMuse ~First Healer~ : moooooves up to your pourch~mooo
(01:52:25 ) the Drakenstine Bosk is at the main fire and says to LadyMuse ~First Healer~ : ~places the silver flask in your lap and mooooos~
we will keep you informed on news from this and other things happening in Tuchuk
Tuchuk newshound
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NEWS JUST IN.............
The certain Scarrer pushed The certain Saddlemaker over this morning so looks like no more google eyes there.............is this the end of the fight or will the Saddlemaker get Her Own back.............watch this space
Tuchuk newshound
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*Leans over my porch railing and spits. I sniff the air and make a strange face. I sniff again. In a low voice, I speak...*
Everyone taking a bath? What the hoolies! Must be mating season.
*I turn and go back to my work in my clan wagon*
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-turns just in time to jump out of the way as Berats latest conquest comes stampeding between the wagons past Master Raz clan wagon, stoppin just for a moment to swish her tail at Him and then runs in to the pen to hide from Berat- whooooooa it is true, like Owner like beast
-RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS like hell and hides laughin-
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just out side of Mistress Muses wagon there seems to be a strange event happenin.. maybe does kels have something to do with it???? or could it be two or three of the terror girls..
updates to come soon..
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BREAKING NEWS
Word has it that a stuffed bosk id on the Med wagon porch wearing a pair of old red bloomers........lots of pink in its mane and tail..........who did this strange gift for the med wagon staff........watch this space and see
Tuchuk newshound
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*the slave returns to the med wagonto stock her bag after a long day spent in the outer rings of the wagons tending to F/family.....as she nears the wagon she just stops...her moth dropping open...the bag sliding from her shoulder to land at her feet*.....
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(02:19:55 )
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LadyMuse
~First Healer~
MTC
OOOO
Council
on my porch says to kadi{MTC}*****senior mat: ummm nope....I was locke dup in My office for the past few days...then when I came out onto teh porch tonight..well there was otehr thigns directing My attention.....but prezzie you say?? *eyes gleam as I jump off My proch and go next door to the Med wagon porch and spot teh stuffed boskie with bloomers on and jsut stops* OH.....MY......GODS!!!!!!!!
(02:21:59 )
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LadyMuse
~First Healer~
MTC
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Council
at the medical wagon says to ALL: *just blinks and blinks again at the red bloomers and all the pink wrinkling up My nose* eeeeeeeee wwww....it;s ...*gasp* PINK!
(02:23:28 )
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LadyMuse
~First Healer~
MTC
OOOO
Council
at the medical wagon says to ALL: *move sup the steps and pinks up the stuffed bosk....turngin it aroudn in My hands lookgin for some sort of...note.....of where it came from* now...Who in the Gods names woudl leave this for Me?? *puzzled look*
(02:27:47 )
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LadyMuse
~First Healer~
MTC
OOOO
Council
on my porch says to ALL: *plops My ass down onteh Med wagon porch withthe stuffed Boskie on My lap.....mumering softly* He is sorta cute....even if He is pink.......Who.......Why? *talkgin to Msyelf liek I'm nuts*
(02:29:48 )
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LadyMuse
~First Healer~
MTC
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Council
on my porch says to Draggen Kattar: *looks up* huh? oh...damnit..was I doing it again? *sighs softly* Seee...this isi what it;s liek to grow Old and Alone *nodnod as I look at the Bosk and make His hed nod in agreement too*
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well it looks like Mistress Muse likes Her pressie She has taken it to bed with Her, who left the stuffed bosk, who took the time to make this beautiful gift, time will tell, giggles
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hmmm wonders if this has something to do with other events goin on in camp... *soft giggles*.. as she slips away.. to consipre with her sisters..** erp**.. work ya thats it work.. grin....
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news flash
just recently the Ubar of Bosk Berat was sited in camp for a short time.. he seemed to be a little haggered and was utterin the noise of a female boskie could this mean what??
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just in
(19:47:36 ) Berat Ubar of Bosk : BELLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RED BLOOMERS BELLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
seems this love sic boskie is lookin for some red bloomers.. hmmm wonder what this could mean???
(19:51:48 ) Berat Ubar of Bosk at the medical wagon says to ALL: BELLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RED BLOOMERS BELLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
news as it happens.. all the time all day all nite..
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this just in
(19:55:40 ) Berat Ubar of Bosk at the medical wagon says to ALL: trys to go into the med wagon..............BELLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RED BLOOMERS BELLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
really hope there is such a thing as Tuchuk insurance.....
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ok panic over Berat is back, none the wrose for wear, nothing a good clean up and oiling wont fix :) :) :)