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Gorean Roleplay => Tuchuk Wagon Camp => MTC OOC => Topic started by: kadi{MTC} on August 23, 2006, 09:50:50 AM
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Subject: Getting Older
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys, 70, is
standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard
look at herself.
"You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see an
ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much
that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of
the Hindenberg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just
one
positive thing about my body so I can feel better about
myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well...there's certainly nothing wrong
with your eyesight!"
Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at
the
First Methodist Church.
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JDL