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Medieval => Medieval General Discussions => Topic started by: Skylar of Mistledale on July 04, 2007, 06:25:35 AM
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Here we go..I am sure we all know how this works.. so I'll start us out.
Once Upon a Time, Long
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ago, lived a gallant Knight
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The knight was sure footed
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and fair of face, but
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bore a scar upon his
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forehead, above his right eye
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tales were told of his
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bravery and his way with
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damsels in distress. One of
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those damsels actually found herself
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falling for the Lord, but
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she feared he could never
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be content with her meekness.
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She was shy, although she
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was a Pirate of the
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Atlantic in a previous life.
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Hiding her identity, she often
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yearned for true freedom. Now
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she was a clown...waiting
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to use her tricks on
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a very unsuspecting rogue type..
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that just happened to walk
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towards her asking directions to.......
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the nearest tavern, so he
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could be a rogue all night...
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Well, she didn't know the
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rogue was a closet clown
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and seeing someone else like
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herself, made her giddy with
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mischievous thoughts. Eyes twinkling, she.......
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asked the rogue, what do
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with her broken squirting flower.
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he bent low to look...
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grasping the petals gently while
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but she grinned evilly as
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she squirted water at his.......
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Hidden stash of clown makeup!
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Tris was revealed when his
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little jester popped out under
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*just cracks up at "little jester"*
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which Tris uses to attract
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doubled over at Tris' comment....little jester?? oh , I love it.....what would that little jester attrack......hmmmmm.....*LOL*
bunnies for his hat trick....
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lmao
furry, white, cottontails, in which
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*puts M'lil Jester away since You're all laff'n at it........*L*
he could use to help
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snickers whispers...its ok...dynomite comes in small packages too -nods sagely-
make the ladies flock around
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him. Alas, his plan back-fired........
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cause, there in the midst
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was an eager stable lad
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watching and eager to learn
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how one goes from sheep
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*JBOL*
to the loving arms of...
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a less wooly affection. Determined
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to give him her best
and don't think I'm not tak'n names for all the sheep comments.... *L*
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chance to succeed with the......................
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switch from woolly to....bully?
grins and marks through my name and whispers.. thats not brat Tris.. its Sky..lar.. Skylar
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She fetched shearing clippers.......... :o
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an he trembled in fear
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And crossed his legs tightly...
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...could it be the end for
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the wooly bully roguish one?
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never, he kicked the shears *L*
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lmao..
hands over the jewels he
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quickly hobbled away, but....tripped
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and fell into a pile
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of moldy old hay where....
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his allergies acted up and......
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he started sneezing uncontrollably! Somehow
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she heard him sneezing and
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came running with a gleam
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.Handkerchief in hand, she began
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to wipe his cute little
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nose. :o Hearing footsteps approaching. they........
nose was not my first thought...his cute little jester was...*L*
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ducked quickly, and looked at
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the evil clown that walked
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down the street, giving out
*offers Polly a hankerchief....*G*
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balloons twisted into animal shapes.
*looks at the profferred hankerchief and......... chickens out......* :-[
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Baffled at how to twist
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his little jester without causing......
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undue neck injury, he salted...
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*doubled over*
"it", braced himself, and twisted..........
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Just when he was about
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completely cover himself with a
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used red balloon, he deftly......................
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wrapped and smacked lil' jester.
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((Okay.... that had to hurt..... *chuckling*))
So Tris decided.................
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to aim for something else
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Looking around, he spied something!
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Lo and behold, there was...
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an innocent ewe wide eyed
lmao
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Nooooooooo! *BIG GASP OF DISBELIEF* .....*LMBO*
....all by itself, without a
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hope, watching Tris curiously...meanwhile
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watching them both from a
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vantage point high above...
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was the notoriously handsome one
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seth! For once, he would
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not stand by and let
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Rita two time him, so..........
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he climbed down and approached.......
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Rita and said, "Quickly, let's...."
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skidaddle to our private hide-out.
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Unfortunately for them, Tris was....
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already there, and ready to
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make Rita a member of
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the Knights in black satin *LOL*
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much to the protests of
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seth. Rita, on the other
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hand, they were think'n, why
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not initiate her into the
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secret Green Tights Society. Mindful
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that she would have to
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endure the rigid initiation ritual.
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that starts with her wearing
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a bonnet and green tights.
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with match'n sandals, that she
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picked up while in the
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seth. He wanted Rita OR.................
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??? ??? ??? ((in the seth? *LMBO*))
one of those tavern wenches....
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to do his evil bidding!
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Wearing only bonnet, tights, sandals........
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and carrying a pretty yellow
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blossom, she started swaying her
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hips as she moved to
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assume the position. Nervously looking
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around, she picked up a shovel...
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and swung it wildly, causing...
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herself to become unbalanced which
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made her fall right on..
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her fanny. Muttering and trying
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to get up, she noticed.........
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a paper stuck to Asp's....
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petticoats. Holding tight, she pulled
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the paper off, but accidentally
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tore the petticoats, leaving a...
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neatly sewn row of ruffles
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trailing behind her. A chipmunk.......
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, watching the whole affair, chipped.....
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as he fell out of
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a tree, holding his nuts
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*wow*
in the same way that
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ohhhhhh soooooo may options here....*L*
a dy'n man holds his
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*giggles*
Family jewels, afraid of death
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but realizes he can't take
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it with him when he
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goes. Considering his options, he...........
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let go as he landed.
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and sprinted off into the
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depths of the forest. Suddenly
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spiorad jumped in ~lol~
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~chuckling~
The quiet lass,
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who lurked in
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the woods, smiled softly as
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the little guy approached, still
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looking for those jewels he
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had dropped. Suddenly, a large
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and extra woolly sheep appeared....
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~lmbo~
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! The wooly creature bleated!
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and asked, where is Prae?
((hey, the poor sheep need some excitement....*L*))
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Then lava appeared and saved
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the chipmunk and his nuts
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leaving just Prae to chase ~chuckling as I offer up myself as a sacrifice here~
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after Serenitee instead of the
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cute little chipmunk, but why...
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not? She was so eager... *lol*
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to compare Prae to that........
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cute, little fury critter that
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Could not find his nuts!
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*LOL*........You're bad Eiluna ;)
where might they be? Seren???
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"What now??" Seren quickly added.
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But no one answered because
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she stomped her foot and
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scared everyone away! So now...
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she was all
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confused and lost
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and the chipmunk was gone!
(winks at Tris with a giggle and blush* Me?)
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back to his little hideaway
((winks back, aye You Eliuna, at least a wee bit....*G*))
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in the side of a...
(*G* well... ok... I'll admit to a wee bit... ))
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hollowed out log covered with
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Moss. There he carefully stored
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Tris's leggings and extra sized
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fluorescent pink thong. Smiling contentedly,
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he settled in for a
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good night's sleep. Suddenly, he....
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felt a hand crawling on
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the pillow next to his
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head, and opened his eyes
~yet another change to sandwich Serenitee~
hhhhmm..this keeps up and I'll just have to steal her away from the shoppe today! ~smiling and thinking warmly of her~
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as she leaned forward to .........
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whisper, but before she did
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she winked and placed her...
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finger to his lips, then....
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began to whisper, slowly and
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sincerely, of her longing for
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him to stop talk'n and.....
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snoring, and get to sleep!
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*LOL*....now way to ruin the moment there Eliuna...*L*
so her rolled o'er and
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slaps M'self...geez. erasing that last comment and doing it over...*L*
so "SHE" rolled o'er and
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tugged the covers up over
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her naked body and drifted
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off to sleep. Waking suddenly,
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when she heard heavy panting....*LOL*
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coming from across the hall....
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In, fact, from Tris' room!!
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they tip-toed across the hall....
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and opened the door to
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find Tris, dressed in boots...
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and pants, and tunic as....
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he had just been finishing....
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eating a meal fit for........
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a horse, but made for...
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((dare I? *LMBO*.....all in jest, Tris.....lubs ya....you know it...made for?......*L*))
a jackass with sharp teeth
chicken little....runs away....fast....
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oh maaaaan! ~lmbo~
which when eaten with a....
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dull knife, acts to sharpen..
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those teeth and make them....
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ready for Little Red Riding.........
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with her basket of goodies...
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meant for dear old granny.
((this is one very weird story...*L*))
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But Polly was surprised to
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find in that basket, her....
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long lost keys to the
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coffee shop's back door, which..
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was the scene of her
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dancing with the mop....singing...........
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to the little woodland creatures
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who had gathered to watch...
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Seeing that she was being
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intent on having fun, She
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cea, spi and zandra and.....
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lava gathered at the shop...
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for the annual lasses convention.....
sheesh..kinda messed up that last post didn't I?
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the primary topic of discussion
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was: wool stockings, aye or nae?
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Which was amazing, since they....
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all knew it was nae
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They decided instead, to wear
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next to nothing at all...
*gasps, mockingly* like saying the sky is blue...
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which made the Lords very....
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quick to grab their binoculars
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for an extra close view....
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The lasses knew they were
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watched and decided to give
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Show that made the men
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bark, howl, and otherwise cheer...
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They showed a glimpse of
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a smile while they
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started to strip, very seductively..
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behind the barn where Kyle...~chuckling~
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grabbed lava by her
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wool stockings
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bound her tightly, and then
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tickled her fancy with his....
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extra large, rounded and hairy....
~laughing lots~ go on....finish that!
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make-up brush,(!) only the finest
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used by Eiluna only once..... ~grins~
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because Prae kept borrowing it!! .... ;)
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Or so Eiluna hoped, while....
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zandra watched innocently, laughing hysterically....
((that's right i'm being good))
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to the disbelieve of everyone!!!! ;D
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She was astonished, that she
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was being made fun of
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even though she was keeping
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her eye on Kyle and
(hey...back to the whole "bound tightly" storyline!!...*eg*)
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and seth, as they were....
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((meanie!))
plotting a prank on Prae!
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so they came up with...
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lemon merangue pie and a...
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a bottle of scotch for...
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none other than our favorite
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time of the day to
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sit back, relax and just..
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not give a big hoot!
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Having finished the pie and scotch.... :P
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Kyle took his rope
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drunkenly skipping down the street
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hoping to find...
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His buddies, because He wanted
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them to hog-tie him because.......
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He lost a big bet
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about who could out drink .....
*waves hello to zandra*.
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the biggest Patron of the
*waves back with a "good afternoon"*
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Cock-a-doodle-doo Club
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a place notoriously known for...
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feisty wenches, cold ale and
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bouncers who kept out the...
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Men with unwashed tights and
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unpaid bar tabs, just like....
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a certain Somone we know...
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who shall remain nameless, because...
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His fondness for sheep and
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a prediliction for spanking
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makes Him quite excited, and
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then he tends to forget.......
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where he left his
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whip, paddle, hand cuffs and ..........
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sweet strawbery flavored massage oil
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((oh boy....where to go from here.....I sure like the sound of that flavored massage oil..... :)))
. zandra and Polly prepare the......
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newlyweds bedroom and test
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wrestling mat in the room...
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after using the oil first
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then go out for lunch.
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While having lunch, they discover
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that they are dead broke.
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They decide to start dancing
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and putting ribbons
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in the other patron's hair
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which made them look so
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innocent that they distracted the
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rest of the people from....
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getting front row seats
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for the big show featuring..
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drunken Kyle with His rope
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taken from the secret dungeon....
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where he and lava go
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when they get bored with
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the hum drum routine of......
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their daily chores.
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Suddenly, a shot rang out
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and while they found their
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fun with the rope, they
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ran for cover as fast
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as their legs could carry
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them, while they looked back...
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hoping that no one followed
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or changed the locks behind
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but that was a mistaken
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hope, for in fact they
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had many eyes watching their
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brazen escape, which made for...
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quite an interesting escapade, while
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Megana looked on, patting her....... ::)
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tummy, watch'n as Tris looked...
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for his lambskin mittens
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and wool long underwear.
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While itching, from the wool...
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and uncertain what to wear....
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a thought suddenly hit him.
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"Hey! Why don't I go...
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to Olive Garden for lunch?
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(*just cracks up*)
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to Olive Garden for lunch?
sorry i was craving
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After procuring lunch, he patted
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his now full, rounded belly
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kicked back, and took a
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well needed nap so that
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he would have the energy
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to play serving wench later.
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Alas, his plan did not
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turn out as He expected
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so he went to the..
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Abbey, knelt down and asked
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lava, for a date with
((ohhhh wrong abbey?... *G*))
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the Holy Father...wanting forgiveness.
((~snickering~...Mmm hmmm))
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for all those thoughts he......
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had of wicked, evil, lustful
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fun things he so much...
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craved! He knew he shouldn't
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but, being a Rogue, he
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had a reputation to uphold!
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and his reputation is legendary
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for his masterful way of
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dazzl'n the ladies with his...
((there you are, go for it.. *LOL*))
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with His swimmin' abilities...
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and flexibility! Whilst showin' off,
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that huge bulge beneath his
*laff'n, cause I know what your creative minds will do with this one...
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fluffy salt and pepper hair,
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*LOL* hey now, I don't have salt and pepper hair, and I still have all my teeth too...*L*
that she thought he had
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styled in a manly fashion.
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Or at least, it was...
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flattering to his masculine features.
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Of course, this all began...
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one fine day when the
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breeze was ruffling his kilt
oh wait Tris wears tights LOL...and Sen that reply of salt and pepper was great. Tris how dare Ye think we have gutter minds :P just cause your mind always wanders down the dirt path.
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, setting wind to his sails!
(if ya know what I mean! ~snickers~)
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*LOL* you ladies are soooooo funny.... ;)
as he blushed and looked
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pleased! All the while, the
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the wind tickled his fancy.....
or would it be fanny LOL WG
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*laff'n*.. clever girl you are....
which made him smile even
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as his prison cellmate whispered.....~lol~
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*BOL* ohhhhhhh that was a good one Prae........ *L*
hey,what's up with those
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floppy sails and rudder anyway?
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need to fix Ye prowl
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before heading over to the