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This is the new edition of the MacLaaran village's Herald, the occasional paper where all the news that's fit to print will be published....or embellished for entertainment's sake....which ever strikes a better tune with our readers. Enjoy at your own risk!
Any rebuttals or differences of accountings are welcome to be published in the Opinions section...subject to editorial review of course
;D ;D ;D Any objections to the presentation or actual historical accuracy of this fyne service shall be directed to our entertainment director (because obviously, this is for entertainment only!)
-Praegorn
Proud owner and Editor of
the village's fynest (and only) newspaper
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* making her way thru t'village wondering whit t'odd looks she be getting be about till she stumbles across a copy of t'papers...pale blue eyes blinking..giggles softly whispering* sensually quiet spi?...flips thru tae see whit t'photo's be of.....
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*chuckling as I read the latest issue o' the Herald. Of course, pending sale o' the Iron Lance Inn was the primary column on the first page. I had t' laugh at the references t' Lady Aspen, the previous owner. I liked the picture o' spiorad and that lamb gave Me a little grin, too*
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surely spi is a "page 3" girl... (( check your Brit tabloids for the reference ))
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shoot! You are right Tim! t'was what I had meant all along, but botched that one up. Er....amended it for this initial visual version that is. ~wink~ But ye are right as rain and knew perhaps what I was aiming at.
For a reference, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_Three_girl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_Three_girl)
To spi..I did turn the words a tad..t'was meant to be quiet before sensual..~chuckling~ but hey! Nae every day ye can say ye read about yourself in the paper! ~wonders if everyone paid their two pence before reading~ *LOL*
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*smiling all the way to the village this morning…the happenings in the Great Hall last night still fresh in my mind…i open up the shoppe door, pick up the rolled parchment that was left in the handle last night and read over the special edition … grinning and looking forward to the morning edition, i hum a well known tune softly as i start the coffee*
dum dum da dum….dum dum da dum….dum dum da dum dum da dum dum da dummmmmmmm……
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*runs through the castle, a crumpled piece of parchment in one hand, screaming "SOMEONE STOLE PAGE TWO!! WHERE IS PAGE TWO???"
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Forget page 2... we want to see the Page 3 Girl... ummm... I mean... shoot
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think page two will cost an additional 2 pence...*L*
sorry Prae, just had to put M'two pence in....*laff's*..
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~laughing at the responses~ guidness....ye'd think there would at least be responses to the stories!!
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Thinks the word "stories"...fits..*L*
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~Grin~ Tris need do a back end check. ~Look around for 2 page can't find and pout ~
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I only have 1 question...
Tris..When did back end checks start and why didn't ya tell me...*L*
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Did ye want to be the first in line, M'lord, when he's doing the back end checks? ~laughing lots~ That's good to know...we'll see if Megana will reserve ye that spot! ;)
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~Giggles~ I think me and Lady Megana should do some back end checking too. ~Laughing a lots~ ;)
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just braces herself for the bad jokes...
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~overhears...of course..and rushes to the Herald to have some tickets printed up, thinking he could sell a hundred at least for all those who'd enjoy watching Megana and Allura check their back ends together~ *LMBO*
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Back end checking Oh my!!!LOL and why in the world would Ye put Tris and Grey in charge? It will be a endless (well there be an end involved to be sure) process with those two doing the honors. M'Ladies Ye have My sympathy and mayhap a wee bit of envy *WG*
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Certain things just cannot be rushed.A job worth doing is worth doing well...*G*
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Gray i'd worry about... Tris however... He has to beat W/women away with a sharp stick all the time... so He most likely doesn't have the energy to do a proper back end check.
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You'd worry about Gray, zandra? Hard to believe! ~lmbo~ And as for Tris..he might try to chase women away, but only with his unwashed leggings!
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the only way His leggings would go unwashed if he purposely hid his laundry somewhere else (or if someone else took them). the servants do a good job with the laundry! we work during the day too Ya know *giggles*
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~peeks into the Herald.....lifting a brow and chuckling at the play that goes on~
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This is hardly something that goes on at the Herald, M'lady Serenitee. ~folding m'arms together~ 'tis merely a thread gone astray after the last edition of the paper! I should think ye know I run a tighter "ship" than what's seen here! ~nods lots~
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getting caught goofing off every once in awhile means we are only human. it's not like we do it all the time
*nods lots and smiles ever so sweetly* M'Lord Praegorn runs a fine business :)
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I Agree with zandra it is fine business. ~Soft Smile and Nod~ ;)
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~softly chuckling, fully aware of the kind of business M'lord Praegorn runs....tilting her chin upward a bit with a musical laugh...turning her attention back to wedding plans at hand~
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Uuuuuuuuuuuum...
Thank ye zandra....Lady Allure..for yur appreciation of the Herald. But I'll nae be discounting ye on subscription rates I'll have ye know. ~chuckles~
And M'lady Serenitee....soon m'dear, we'll be running a whole other type of business I hope. ~winks mischieviously~
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no discount? hmmmmm i may have to speak with Your Lady about how to bribe You *giggles*
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~softly chuckling~...I can tell ye quite a few things about M'lord Praegorn zandra...perhaps ye should think of how ye can bribe me...~winking ostentatiously~
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hmmmmm do personal maids have to be Free and/or Noble?
i am SO in.... *evil grin* let's negotiate!
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Fine business and Prae in the same sentence?....Now..THAT is amusing...
zan....why Prae tell wid ya have them worrying bout me?....*L*
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like i said... Men such as Tris, who has to chase W/women away all the time (voluntary or not) could not possibly have the time or energy to do a proper back end check. and i am only assuming that a back end check includes a good swat or two... in which i think You would be better at... and so One who is not accustomed to getting her backside swatted would have to watch out for You *S*
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*makes plans to give lava a "back end check' as soon as possible*
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what the devil is all this talk about back end checks doing on a thread regarding that fine newspaper, the MacLaaran Herald? Geez, let's not sully it's reputation okay? ~lmbo~
Lord Gray....funny man ye are! But surely ye do nae doubt the word of Lady Allure or zandra would ye? At least they subscribe where ye no doubt look to filch it from an unsuspecting and honest citizen (yeah, yeah, I know....when did MacLaaran ever have one of those?) I shouldn't doubt! ~snorts~
~chuckling at Serenitee and zandra and the talk of negotiations and bribes and thinks to nae DARE to put himself in the midst of that~ Even though zandra...there probably is a way to bribe me. ~laughs~
And as for ye, Serenitee, m'love....be gentle. What ye do nae know about me can be written on a stamp, for ye know me so very well
that ye are in a tremendous position for negotation for sure.....some of which we'll have to do ourselves..such as where....afterwards? And for how long? And how many times? ~wink~
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Even though zandra...there probably is a way to bribe me.
if there is a way to bribe You, i will :) hmmm extra chores? personal maid duty for Your Lady? volunteering to be hog-tied in the middle of a circle of MacLaaran Castle Guards?
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now I'm nae sure about that last offer....seems to be the guards are the ones to benefit and ye'd be bribing them really...nae that they'd care. ~laughs~...
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ok... You got me on that one... but hey... You gotta give me at least a B+ for effort :)
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~chuckling~...Ohhhh zandra, personal maid duty....~wickedly thinking~ I could certainly use an extra hand...or two. Come, let's have a talk....~chuckling~...Prae has this one weakness you see.....he really enjoys it when his......~her voice trailing to a whisper~
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*chuckling*...I wid subscribe Prae of course...but it seems I dun have a need to use the paper to start any fires right now..*L*....
zanna......*L*....Ye do have a way wie words...*chuckling*
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The MacLaaren Herald may be a fine business, but methinks its editor has been laying down on the job... there has not been a new issue since October 2nd! Ye call that news??
And zan... I dun think ye have to worry about Gray... He is much too busy to do any *coughothercough* back end checks these days... *smiling sweetly to him* Am I right, Darlin?
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But.....but......but.......*grins*...I do 'ave a lil time on ma hands....Don't I?....*W*
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You do?
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*skips alongside Lady Serenitee, stopping only to turn around and stick out her tongue at the Men*
"pssst... i got You something..."
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~chuckling, nodding back at the men~...Just a mess are they nay?....~grins, peeking into the package zandra brought along~
Ohhhhhhhhhhh......~blushing, grinning and blushing some more~...it's perfectly lovely! ~lifting the laced frilly out, holding it up against her chest~
What doth ye think? ~wiggling her hips and swaying shoulders~
Thank ye zandra...~soft smile~...t'was very sweet of ye.
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All of the time that I might 'ave on ma hands is directed to your......um...I mean...you,'luna...*G*...
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AHEM!!!! What hath any of this to do with the integrity of the finest paper in all the land??
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Ohhh.... is that what ye meant, Gray? *blows a kiss* I thought ye meant ye had time for the others!! *L*
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Tis whit i meant lovely...*tucks away the kiss*....All the time in the world for you.
Prae....tis an oxymoron.....yer paper and integrity......*chuckles*
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not like we have a new paper to talk about *sassy grin*
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gee zandra..ye are so right! Nae like I have anything going on at the moment...~rolling m'eyes~ And nae like anyone commented about the last edition for that matter!
Lord Gray....admit it. You are just angling for a front page story about yurself aren't ye? ;D
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No Prae....I will leave it to those who are alone and carefree..*L*....
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methinks M'Lord Praegorn is a bit grouchy from His hangover *EG* or mayhaps He is messing with me. where is the info on the Bachelor party? hehehehehehee
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Messing with ye lass? ~chuckles~ what..do ye wish to see me meet a horrible fate at the hands of M'lady Serenitee?
And aye...some bit o' a hangover today to be sure!