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Title: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Amber on January 30, 2008, 10:38:08 AM: Thanksgiving day, all you can do is sit there at the oven window and stare, waiting for that little thermometer to pop up to tell you that the turkey is done. You have waited all year for that moment when the thing pops out and it's like a little bell in your head goes "ding! dinner time!" You pull yourself away from the football game that day and eat turkey until you are so stuffed that you literally put yourself into a food coma.

I am not baking a turkey, but I feel like I am, and now all I have to do is sit there and stare at my belly button long enough and it will pop out right? It's my built in turkey timer, yes? Every day it's like a new thing happens to my belly button. It's in, it's a little out, it's wider, it's more shallow. Wheeeeen is it going to pop out already?!?!

As of this date, I have 37 days left to go, I plan on making it shorter than that, of course, I may not have a choice in it being shorter.

I went to my very last sonogram appointment this morning. There still is a kid in there, he looks less like a lump and more like a child! Believe it or not, Beau and I have created what looks to be like a little hairy human being. I know, that's pretty amazing, considering that the two of us expected this hideous monster, but you know, he's actually ~~cooking~~ coming along quite nicely.

However, there are two problems that the sonogram technician lady noticed. First and foremost, like his daddy, he is going to be a real big pain. He is still not in the right position to get the hell out. She said, he still has time to turn around and go head first, but I'm not going to hold my breath on that, nothing ever really goes my way. -lol-

Second problem she noticed, is that I am at the very low end of the normal amount of amniotic fluid. Which means more water, and the possibility of bedrest if my Dr. Babe feels as though it's a problem. I'll find that out come Monday when I go in for my regularly scheduled appointment.

At this point he weighs 4 pounds and 13 ounces. He's almost five pounds and I have....oh...5 more weeks to go. They say, that your baby gains a pound every week at the end once you hit a certain week. Oh my god. I've just gone cross eyed. I can calculate. I have 5 weeks left, and he is already almost 5 pounds. Does this mean I am going to have a ten pound freaking watermelon? I hope to hell NOT. Nothing wrong with big children, especially big babies, but I don't want to squeeze him out. He can stay until he loses a little weight. Yup yup, that's my plan. I can only hope that I'll be lucky enough to get him out before he's 10 pounds. No 10 pound babies!!!

At any rate, I'm not posting this at home, so when I get home, probably tomorrow, I will be able to scan and post the new sonogram pics. Nothing spectacular, just a profile and proof that he has hair on the back of his head.

Oh. Seeing a fetal heartbeat on a sonogram, for me and the best friend, Shelley, was like watching a little man inside a box pretending to be a crane. I don't know if that makes any sense to anyone else but the two of us, but I figured I would mention it, because it kept us entertained for quite a bit while my son was being stubborn and not moving for the lady.

Amber
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: RAGNAR on January 31, 2008, 11:58:20 AM: :-* :o :o :o :D ;) :-*

Future football player.... yup yup yup!!!
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Alex on February 01, 2008, 05:06:57 PM: I Hope So Rags, I was one of the few people that saw Terran play Football, and he was very good, so I hope Little Julian will be, but something tells me I may need you help.... if anything Ill just taunt you that Ill sway him to be a Cowboys fan and that will get ya closer.. it may be my death wish but Daughter will get Poppa...
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: RAGNAR on February 01, 2008, 08:02:21 PM: First... HS football and wrestling.....

Then to Notre Dame....

Then first.... second round at the outside draft pick.

You all can raise him up until he is about ten. Then I get him for a couple weeks during the summer... and when he returns... just have plenty of red meat handy.... weights.... salt tablets..... and lots of expendible neighborhood kids for him to destroy. I will teach him defense. Forcing snot bubbles from an opponent is indeed a fine art.

Oh the wonderful memories that spring to mind.......

The crack of helmets..... the ringing in my own ears after a good hit..... the pretty lights as the meat wagon hauls my latest victim to the ER..... picking up the QB's helmet and checking to see if his head is still inside on the way to the sideline..... blind siding the QB..... coach checking my eyes and just telling me to take a salt pill and hit the one in the middle..... and that oh so sweet spot that you can make the ball carrier piss himself when you hit him..... oh the memories.... *wipes a tear*
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Shylina Marie on February 01, 2008, 10:55:52 PM: raises an eyebrow... because I Know this is a feud in the starting..

but personally I think young Master Julian will look right fetching in the colors of LSU..........nods to the hell of the south..... a good SEC boy..... on a good school...... smirks..... His mother of course will not declare him eligble for draft until He has that Bachelors of Science in hand..... sage nods.....

then Second Round Draft Pick..... hopefully to Pittsburgh because the Boys have waited long enough.... and even though I may still be a Saints fan..... Pittsburgh is a legend.
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: RAGNAR on February 02, 2008, 10:09:56 AM: I suppose I could allow for some leeway....

Notre Dame...
USC...
LSU...
OSU...
Penn State...

And NAVY if he decides the Marine Corps is the way to go.

;D
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Amber on February 02, 2008, 02:33:39 PM: Uhmm I know planning for the future, is a very good thing. However, let us first focus on making sure he comes out a nice healthy little boy that won't drive Mommy insane. He can drive Daddy insane, but Mommy is insane enough!
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: RAGNAR on February 02, 2008, 04:20:21 PM: :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on February 02, 2008, 05:03:15 PM: *pictures him with long hair, an acoustic guitar with a peace sign on it, a braided rug style vest and worn denim bellbottoms with a patch on the ass that says "make love, not war" .. sitting crosslegged in the park with a basket he wove himself in front of him for donations to his "take a bath" fund, as he sings offkey to even Yoko Ono, "Give Peace a Chance"...*

*howling*

*scrams*
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Amber on February 02, 2008, 08:41:58 PM: "My kid is not going to be a freaking hippy", said Beau as he rolled his eyes.

However, if he does have long hair, I hope he has his Daddy's hair in that case, since mine is thin and frizzy...and Beau's hair is nice and thick and not frizzy -lol- And for goodness sake, at least if he's playing Guitar he has some sort of talent, yes?
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Shylina Marie on February 02, 2008, 10:07:56 PM: hey,,,, why can He not take ballet classes... it will make him very much more graceful when he is leaping into the end zone. oh and by the way...... GO NAVY...... at least there we know he will get a good education.. however he will have to learn to fly jets. or at least captain a carrier especially since they have mothballed all the battleships...and Guitar........ please... I know that there are " GUITAR HERO " addicts in the area... but personally... I think a young man that can play the violin or at least Piano. will be well skilled.... but do NOT allow this child to rodeo...we don't need broken bones at age 5 from mutton busting
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: RAGNAR on February 03, 2008, 04:06:36 AM: Quote from: prism {*RgR*1*} on February 02, 2008, 05:03:15 PM
*pictures him with long hair, an acoustic guitar with a peace sign on it, a braided rug style vest and worn denim bellbottoms with a patch on the ass that says "make love, not war" .. sitting crosslegged in the park with a basket he wove himself in front of him for donations to his "take a bath" fund, as he sings offkey to even Yoko Ono, "Give Peace a Chance"...*

*howling*

*scrams*

Fuck peace.

I would have to shave his head high and tight and tattoo "God has a woody for Marines... they keep heaven packed with fresh souls." on his chest and teach him Metallica's "Seek and Destroy".
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: RAGNAR on February 03, 2008, 04:16:55 AM: Quote from: Shylina Marie on February 02, 2008, 10:07:56 PM
hey,,,, why can He not take ballet classes... it will make him very much more graceful when he is leaping into the end zone. oh and by the way...... GO NAVY...... at least there we know he will get a good education.. however he will have to learn to fly jets. or at least captain a carrier especially since they have mothballed all the battleships...and Guitar........ please... I know that there are " GUITAR HERO " addicts in the area... but personally... I think a young man that can play the violin or at least Piano. will be well skilled.... but do NOT allow this child to rodeo...we don't need broken bones at age 5 from mutton busting

Ballet classes? Defense doesn't do much end zone dancing. Besides... we don't need another fairy in pink tights.

Fly jets? Captain a carrier? Why be a taxi driver when he can be a Marine. Besides... someone has to protect the Navy.

Violin? Piano? I suppose if he wished to. But he would also get a good dose of percussion as well.

Mutton busting at 5? Agreed. No need to mess with mutton at five when he can be eating beef and breaking other kid's bones on the football field at 7.

::) ;)
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Amber on February 03, 2008, 10:41:34 AM: Oye vey. -lol- Here I am just hoping he comes out with ten fingers, ten toes, two hands, two feet, etc. And everyone's planning out what instruments he's going to play, which branch of the US Military he'll be joining, and what football teams he will play for. Baby steps. Baby steps.
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on February 03, 2008, 12:26:38 PM: *howling*

Amber, get the feeling you should take your baby and hide away until he is grown??

LOL
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: Amber on February 03, 2008, 01:50:55 PM: I'm starting to think that it just may be a good idea, woobie. Find a nice cave somewhere with a bear family and just stay awaaaaaaay -lol-
Title: Re: My obsession with my belly button
Post by: flame{NS} on February 03, 2008, 04:00:10 PM: hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get a turn in his teaching also... well teach him how to get into trouble and blame it on someelse.............and more important how NOT to get caught... will teach him all i know.. nods lots and lots

da flame