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Title: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 11, 2008, 10:22:05 AM
just wanted to tell everyone, I havnt been online lately as I just got a new dog. I named Him Damien.  He was Dumped by some asshats and apparently beaten alot b/c he is scared to death of anyone when he first meets them. But hes a great dog and I just have to take some time and put some effort into it and he is coming around... he only wines about 30 minutes a night now when I put him outside and not the usual hour... Thanks all.. Later Wapike/ Alex
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: sinnocent on September 12, 2008, 03:06:54 PM
congratulations... lots of love.. all of us stop whining after awhile.. -winks-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: dilshad{property of Tira} on September 12, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
understandable and comendable.. best of luck
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on September 13, 2008, 04:22:16 PM
Knows what you are going through... I acquired a dog thursday from the elderly couple across the street.. They said they found him at a flea market...just wandering.. He was outside their house in direct sun under a tree in a cage you would only keep a hen in when you have her sitting eggs.   flea ridden, hungry.. starved for attention and love.. He's making progress... doesn't whine..and is already starting basic obedience.  estimated about 8 weeks old.  hang in there.. but don't let him go too long before you start your work with him..

Shylina
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on September 14, 2008, 03:25:07 AM
why would anyone buy fleas?

LOL
*scrams*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on September 14, 2008, 05:34:50 AM
I know. its the weirdest thing......... LOL..... will post pictures of Keko later.

Shylina
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 14, 2008, 09:20:29 AM
(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/wapike/damien101.jpg)


ive been working with him, hes a shit head just like me is the problem... and ive still to break him of wanting to be by myside at everywaking moment im home.... thats going to be a difficult one.. i hate whining dogs so yeh it will be interesring
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Amber on September 14, 2008, 10:01:42 AM
You need a better picture yo.  He looks like an ant eater...What kinda dog is he?  Cause he looks like one of those weiner dogs. -blinks- Hey!  Then he really is like you! -scrams-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 14, 2008, 01:22:18 PM
scratches head as i just got done giving him a flea bath... hes a black lab and just a puppy from the size of the paws.. and i would take a better picuture but the shithead wont stay still long enough... looks to him while he eats a pig ear... yeh ill try for the better pic.. later alex
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on September 14, 2008, 03:55:32 PM
he's a puppy, dey aint suppose to sit still.. am proud of you though.. -hugs-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 14, 2008, 09:24:27 PM
(http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/wapike/damien102.jpg)

there ya go fresh off his flea bath and everything..


and thanks momma
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on September 15, 2008, 09:42:15 AM
black lab mix.... because I am questioning the size and shape of those ears and the length of the muzzle and unfortunately I can see the bite span.. something there speaks doberman or possibly dalmation. pig ears are good. just do not give rawhides... because rawhide doesn't bode well in the digestive track on a puppy.. the needing to be close all the time is normal. because of the trauma.. that will fade as his confidence that he has a home and is safe.   keko is going through the same things...even to the point of having stolen my shorts, Nicks underware, and possums jeans to sleep on....its called imprinting... try wearing an old shirt something you don't wear all the time and give it to him after its been on your body for at least 4 hours.. its a comfort technique so that they know your scent and print to it.  dogs live their lives in 15 minute intervals... thats why if you go to the store and are only gone an hour they are thrilled as hell to see you...anyways.. good luck with that.... take care.
Shy
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 15, 2008, 12:47:01 PM
black lab mix.... because I am questioning the size and shape of those ears and the length of the muzzle and unfortunately I can see the bite span.. something there speaks doberman or possibly dalmation. pig ears are good. just do not give rawhides... because rawhide doesn't bode well in the digestive track on a puppy.. the needing to be close all the time is normal. because of the trauma.. that will fade as his confidence that he has a home and is safe.   keko is going through the same things...even to the point of having stolen my shorts, Nicks underware, and possums jeans to sleep on....its called imprinting... try wearing an old shirt something you don't wear all the time and give it to him after its been on your body for at least 4 hours.. its a comfort technique so that they know your scent and print to it.  dogs live their lives in 15 minute intervals... thats why if you go to the store and are only gone an hour they are thrilled as hell to see you...anyways.. good luck with that.... take care.
Shy

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.. he loves pig ears by the way, and I will have to say i think its Doberman, he got mad just now for something he saw and the hair on his back stood straight up and he seems to have quite the protective and mean streek ... Hes an waesome dog and i think he will get a little bigger he trys to steel anything he can get his little jaws on which is funny in itself... and thank you for the advice... now i just have to get him used to staying outside... he loves being inside with me.. so thanks again... its very much appreciated...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 25, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
Well Thanks Every One for the support and helpfull hints. But I wont need them anymore... I came home tonight after bowling and he got hit by a car or truck... :-( He had a good life, I am still shocked at the moment as I will definately miss him alot... I finally figured out what kind of dog he was... He was Black Lab and Bird Dog as last night I was outside having a beer with a friend and he lifted his left paw and straitened completely out and his tail went straight as well so I at least got to find that out... he was finally playful and loving , he was shy around strangers anymore... and he was completely lovable.. he had made a complete 180.. Im sorry i couldnt give him a better life and keep him protected.. later all


alex
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: sinnocent on September 25, 2008, 10:37:30 PM
-frowns softly- sorry to hear that Master... makes me very sad... there are many animals whom need homes though.. don't let this deter you from finding a pet in need of a owner...sniffs...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Amber on September 26, 2008, 07:10:43 AM
Oh gosh.  I'm sorry, Alex.  This is why I don't do "outside" animals.  Have had many hit by cars, and it bothers me every single time they die because of that. -hugs- Sorry about Damien.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: familure{TD} on September 26, 2008, 09:15:35 AM
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food and water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.

The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: they miss someone very special to them; who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance.
The bright eyes are intent; the eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to break away from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
YOU have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again.
The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.


the amount of time you and Damian shared is not nearly as important as the meaning of the time you two had together. you gave him something noone else had...love and understanding. thanks to you, he was able to live a full life in a short time.

~hugs~
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on September 26, 2008, 12:27:52 PM
... damn it Familure.. lol now im crying at work...
-takes a breath and catches my nerve for the moment-

thank you darlin, that means alot.. and it will be a joyous day when i get to do that and see him again...

thanks everyone for your words, Im getting better today as the day goes on, and thats a good thing.. Damien is Buried and in a better place.. So thats all that matters. So Im happy for that....

So thank you I will always remember that.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: kelsey on September 26, 2008, 01:43:59 PM
I'm sorry to hear about your loss Alex....and I agree with what lure said....it's not the amount of time....it's the quality of time you gave to Damian....

Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Savan on October 02, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
Being a former Black Lab owner myself.  Well lab and what ever else taged mom while she strboutted her hot box all over the neighborhood.  lol   I can tell you that for well over a year they will bounce and bounce and run and bounce  and make you wish you had a perscription to valium.  In the long run when all is said and down and you have survived the terrible 2s you have a awesome pet.

BTW  have not been on in a few days.  Cat knocked a wind machine fan of head of bed onto my face.  Not that I needed any help in the ugly department.  My left eybrow and part of my forehead swelled till I looked like cromagnum woman.  Got blured vision and what I needed another dang headache.  I told hubby I was going to tell everyone he did it.  lol.  Doing better, swelling gone and thank heavens did not bruise as bad as could.  Cat still is alive and has all its fur.  snicker.  I hope to get back to business tomorrow  and someone needs to give me some chores...  Love and miss you all
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: RAGNAR on October 02, 2008, 07:35:23 PM
Being a former Black Lab owner myself.  Well lab and what ever else taged mom while she strboutted her hot box all over the neighborhood.  lol   I can tell you that for well over a year they will bounce and bounce and run and bounce  and make you wish you had a perscription to valium.  In the long run when all is said and down and you have survived the terrible 2s you have a awesome pet.

BTW  have not been on in a few days.  Cat knocked a wind machine fan of head of bed onto my face.  Not that I needed any help in the ugly department.  My left eybrow and part of my forehead swelled till I looked like cromagnum woman.  Got blured vision and what I needed another dang headache.  I told hubby I was going to tell everyone he did it.  lol.  Doing better, swelling gone and thank heavens did not bruise as bad as could.  Cat still is alive and has all its fur.  snicker.  I hope to get back to business tomorrow  and someone needs to give me some chores...  Love and miss you all

Egawds Woman!!!

*Huggers* I am glad your recovery is going well.

 :-*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: dilshad{property of Tira} on October 02, 2008, 07:56:01 PM
heartfelt sympathies to both Master and injuried Mistress
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Salem on October 03, 2008, 02:17:18 PM
Sorry to hear, Alex.

Pet losses always hit as close to home as family losses do, just because they are just as valued as a member of the family as a human. If anything, take away from this the knowledge that if you can make a difference in that dogs life, then you can always do it in another animals life just the same.

And Breeze, from my experience with cats, they never do things accidently. You think it's trying to tell you something ? lol

But I'm glad to hear you're getting better.

Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Kitya on October 04, 2008, 06:45:42 AM
pfft.. cats frequently do things accidently. they just cover by looking nonchalant and the expression of "I meant to do that". I just sit there and laugh saying, "oh, so you MEANT to jump into the bottom of the couch instead of ontop of it... I'll keep that in mind". Whomever said cats are graceful creatures, apparently never owned one. *lol*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 04, 2008, 07:09:56 AM
when life give you lemons you make lemonade... my old faithfulll computer is crashing, got hit by a virus, so im here at work... typing to you all... and thanks for the kind words, life is back to normal though i think the spirit of Damien is still with me for some reason because all other dogs hate me now.. even my mothers dog who used to loved me snapped at me the other day.. so im thinking the little shit is stilla round ,, waiting for me ... lol

Hope all gets better Breeze...

and now im off to make a hell of a lot of lemonade
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Savan on October 04, 2008, 07:21:05 AM
I am so sorry I posted my comment and had not read them all.   <i> offers you a hug  </i>  some people say they are only animals.  They are my kids all 20 plus of them.  No am not a old cat lady, just how many that have showed up and we took in for they were unwanted.  All fixed and have shots.  We are stopping here though...lol.

I am so sorry for you, I lost one earlier this year I had raised on bottle because I sprayed frebreeze and he inhaled it.  Burnt his lungs and shut down his kidneys.  (((all pet owners beware of that product)).  I still miss that fuzzy fur ball even with all the others I had.  You gave him a great life for the time he was with you.  He at least got some well deserved love and careing.  You never know when  another one will be led your way that will need the same thing.  Maybe one of your lots in life is a caretaker of animals just like me.  Take care and hope you get a comp up and running soon.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Salem on October 04, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
Well, apparently my old cat was a meticulous and clever one...he made a habit as a kitten of eyeing me up while at the computer, then literally clawing his way painfully up my leg and chest, until he perched on my shoulder...then I would look at him and he would lick his paw, because that's where all the preciousssssss blood was...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: flame{NS} on October 04, 2008, 02:20:38 PM
lol that sounds like my kitten... hey look at me i am soooooooooo cute you are not going to do nor say a word to me cause you love me and i am soooooooo cute...


yea my kitten....


da  flame
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 05, 2008, 02:34:22 PM
well as of wednesday im ordering a new pc... i got my old one up and running in the free and clear but as this pc is 7 years old its time for a new one.. the way i figure it, i lost my dog, the cubs lost... i need something good in my life... so im getting a new pc... i figure the old one can be a back up for The Terran or Amber if needed... that or if i get another roomate I might just hook it up again and have a spare pc... so after all that im going to do something i have not done yet in MTC. That is devote myself to becoming a full member of the room... thats a goal for me, as everyone has been awesome in support and really being a complete family online.. this is something i have not had other than Terran and Amber who( most of you might not know) my mentors in online... they are the one to thanks or blame, which ever way you look at it. I now know where they get this sense of family from and that is from Ragnar, Raziel, Familar, and my Momma Lilac to name a few... this is very cool to me so after all of this I am going to read more and really get a feel for what Tuchuck actually is, I make no bones about it, I play Wapike as a young adult on the verge of become a contributing Tuchuck male, and I am ready to make that step. I havnt taken the time in other rp experiences to really make a character the right way... to spend the time to make the character slowly and the best way to make one, to not go for being a no body then to being the badass in a matter of a few months, as I have had to be in other rooms on many occasions..

So thats the jist of it for me, any help or rescources other than the vast online rescource of the Tuchuk pages such as books, would be very appreciated...

on a side note, if anyone has a good pc site to buy a computer other than Dell and some hints(because im going to go with Vista) would be appreciated too...

later all and thank you

Alex
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Amber on October 05, 2008, 02:57:24 PM
Well it's about time you start devoting some attention to camp -hands on hips- Ayup.  As for learning well, there are the books by John Norman, though I have tried to read Nomads (the best book to read to learn about Tuchuk and the wagon peoples) and John Norman is not an easy read.  Not like the books I have gotten you into, and we all know you probably wouldn't read these.  The best resources I have found, have been online.  Though be careful where you go, as usually people make stuff up (kinda like the vampire sites at times).  Start slow, read our pages, they help a lot, and then, learn the rest ICly, as I did when I first started here.  There are fathomless levels of knowledge from the people who roleplay here.  Each of them have been different places, and can tell you about them, if you ask.

Amber
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 05, 2008, 03:19:18 PM
am very happy to hear the news!! -pinches your lil cheeks while I still can- 

I got my new computer from Dell.. it was alright.. though they had to back order it a couple times.  And other then thinking I kilt it a couple times all has been well... vista, is a whole new experience.. but you'll get use to it.

I did not get the change to say how sorry I was to hear about Damien.  I agree with every ones sentiments though.  He knew a good life before he passed.  That is a thousand times better then to die in abuse, cruelty or abandoment.  -hugs tight- 
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Salem on October 05, 2008, 07:00:39 PM
When I get new computers, I order the parts and software and construct it myself. So I'm not much help to you there. As far as learning gor, I did 90% of it over time, just roleplaying, being exposed to new cultures and rooms, over the years. I've only read three novels, none of which include Nomads...(Tarnsman, Outlaw, and Assassin)

Just stick it out in the room, ask questions, read the website thoroughly, and you'll have it down in no time.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 07, 2008, 03:36:09 PM
well the new pc is ordered. and last night i went home and sent my rp codes and important documents to my email. then tried to rp and well about the time i would have gotten my second shot in the serioes of 3 injections the old pc of seven years crashed and is no more... lol talk about timing.... so until i get the new pc which should be about 2 weeks from now... i wont be in the room...  the old pc is capputt so all of you have a good one and until i get to rp with you all again...

Later Alex
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 14, 2008, 12:47:35 PM
well it looks like i will be away fromt he room for quite a while longer as the shipment of my pc is being delayed... and the old pc is well shit... ill try to get it working for the time being but as it looks now i wont be online for the considerable future.. and that sucks... later alex
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 14, 2008, 05:00:46 PM
been there..done that.. mine was back ordered twice.. but its worth it.. hang in there
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: kadi{MTC} on October 14, 2008, 05:52:59 PM
Master i learnt alot from this web site hope its some help

kadi xxxx

http://www.counter-urth.com/CF/wagonpeoples.html
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 15, 2008, 02:18:58 PM
thanks for the page Kadi.. when the new pc gets here ill start the studdying...

and speaking of the new pc.. they sent me a message saying it would be delayed... well i checked Dell Today and it got shipped yesterday...  -grumbles- so here soon hopefully ill have it..
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 16, 2008, 12:14:35 PM
.... im stuck at work for 3 plus more hours and then i have to bowl tonight... but i have good news... i have my new pc... YES!!!! its all shiny... later all and hopefully ill see you all tonight. after i get all my stuff onto it... later
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: flame{NS} on October 16, 2008, 12:17:01 PM
glad to hear it Master.. hopefully will see You laters.. hugs and kisses


da flame
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 16, 2008, 04:23:58 PM
im all up and running and i just downloaded windows live messenger in 45 seconds...  oh hell yeh.. later all
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 16, 2008, 04:43:40 PM
LOL 

zoom zoom zoom...

Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: dilshad{property of Tira} on October 17, 2008, 05:32:23 PM
glad to hear.. he knows how carzy it van get without the online
acess.. wishes You well Master ~s~
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on April 04, 2009, 09:38:25 PM
http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/wapike/hannibal.jpg

http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/wapike/hannibal2.jpg

Well family I unearthed this thread to let those that were not in the room spot the newest member of my household.. His name is Hannibal and he is part Siberien Husky and part German Sheppard... as he is over 2 ft long and 20lbs and is 8 weeks old.. there is a pen outside just for him as well as I wont let what happened to Damien happen to him.. and Uncanily.. he follows me around just like Damien too..

Im very happy with that
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Sidona on April 04, 2009, 10:15:15 PM
awwwwwwww he's so cute!
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Taryn on April 05, 2009, 12:47:03 AM
I still want to "borrow" him for a time... ~looks at Ray with puppy dog eyes, then really pouts~ until we get a place of our own, no puppies... but I did get a promise that once we are settled, we can get one, as well as a cat... ~grins and nearly bounces~
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: RAGNAR on April 05, 2009, 12:59:01 AM
*G*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: rep on April 05, 2009, 06:14:11 AM
thanks for sharing Master  :)
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on April 05, 2009, 05:39:42 PM
hes a cutie... not as cute as my Gizmo... but still pretty damn cute! -sends loves and pettings to the puppy-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on April 05, 2009, 05:47:02 PM
http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/wapike/hannibal.jpg

http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/wapike/hannibal2.jpg

Well family I unearthed this thread to let those that were not in the room spot the newest member of my household.. His name is Hannibal and he is part Siberien Husky and part German Sheppard... as he is over 2 ft long and 20lbs and is 8 weeks old.. there is a pen outside just for him as well as I wont let what happened to Damien happen to him.. and Uncanily.. he follows me around just like Damien too..

Im very happy with that

Not too familiar with pets are you?

It's a puppy...its what they do.  They follow you because you become the surrogate mother bonehead and you have the food and toys to play with them.

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Amber on April 06, 2009, 07:55:59 AM
He's a cute puppy too!  I puppy sat yesterday since everyone was over here for Wrestlemania -snickers- Two babies, one of which was being all runny nose sicky.. and a puppy.  Yeah.  He's a good puppy.  Very sweet.  Very curious about the cat and J -rofl-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on April 08, 2009, 06:40:21 PM
Well Hannibal  got his shots today and he got a clean bill of health other than expelling everywhere he is fine.. and im learning to speak puppy to which has helped.. so all is well 3 weeks and he gets his next set and luckily they only cost $20 bucks a session
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: dilshad{property of Tira} on April 08, 2009, 11:00:50 PM
good new finds a welcoming ear.. thank You for sharing Master
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 09, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
well i came home and my little guy wasnt here..... i wont be in the room for a while
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 09, 2009, 05:14:36 PM
you have my prayers Alex and I still think he has gone off chasing a rabbit or something else... I'm still praying he will be there where he should be.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on October 09, 2009, 05:35:58 PM
oh baby! I hope you find him! I hope it was just something little like maybe your dad picked him up to keep him outta the rain


-hugs-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: RAGNAR on October 09, 2009, 06:52:36 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 09, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Update.  Hannibal is still missing.  my thoughts and prayers are with alex for a positive outcome
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: rep on October 09, 2009, 07:04:03 PM
hurry home Hannibal!...please!!
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 09, 2009, 08:32:37 PM
Well the search is off until tommorrow I am on the verge of being sick if i continue even more
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on October 09, 2009, 10:13:47 PM
-hugs- were here if you need us doll
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: familure{TD} on October 09, 2009, 10:49:32 PM
damn...will keep you and Hannibal in my thoughts hon...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 07:51:50 AM
My sister and my dad are looking for him as I am stuck at work the only thing I can think of is he is either out getting a piece of ass or he got taken off by coyotes. Which does happen. The really weird part its been almost a year to the date since I lost damien. 
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 10, 2009, 08:03:14 AM
WELL...... Wapike just called me.... Apparently Hannibal was just out for a walk or a piece of ass because dogs are just like that.... but the DOG has been found... He is fine.... and is now secure back at home.. 
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: rep on October 10, 2009, 08:05:11 AM
wooohooo!!...what wonderful news..*vbs*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 08:25:06 AM
monday the 26th Hannibal loses his balls.. i set up the appointment just now.. THANK YOU ALL for thinking of me and my Hanibal im am so happy right now that i cant wait to get home... THANK YOU ALL AGAIN
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 10, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Poor Hannibal but its necessary.....
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on October 10, 2009, 08:55:17 AM
-just laughs at Shy's comment-

glad you got your buddy back darlin! and by the way- hes getting fixed! stop making it seem like such a bad thing or youre gonna give your dog a complex...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 09:45:54 AM
-just laughs at Shy's comment-

glad you got your buddy back darlin! and by the way- hes getting fixed! stop making it seem like such a bad thing or youre gonna give your dog a complex...

ok Princess when a male loses his balls its a big deal.. a very big deal ...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: ndndancer on October 10, 2009, 10:30:36 AM
i'm so very happy for You that Your puppy's been found!....... You might find once he's had the dreaded "procedure", he'll stay closer to home.  I sure hope so, for Your peace of mind!
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Daigon on October 10, 2009, 10:38:10 AM
Yeah, take a Man's balls and He's not the same afterwards...lol
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 10, 2009, 10:39:41 AM
-just laughs at Shy's comment-

glad you got your buddy back darlin! and by the way- hes getting fixed! stop making it seem like such a bad thing or youre gonna give your dog a complex...

Getting fixed isnt a bad thing?  I dont know about a woman but to a guy, bringing anything sharp to do some surgery so you become complacent and boring and gain weight without the normal affects of age is just unnatural.  Thats why your dog wears pink Shoko.

Will not get my dog fixed.  Thats like someone asking me to do the same thing to myself.  HELL NO.

Alex, my advice, house break him.  And if you cant, invest in a $40 run chain or a small dog house and kennel for the coyote problem.

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 11:02:31 AM
-just laughs at Shy's comment-

glad you got your buddy back darlin! and by the way- hes getting fixed! stop making it seem like such a bad thing or youre gonna give your dog a complex...

Getting fixed isnt a bad thing?  I dont know about a woman but to a guy, bringing anything sharp to do some surgery so you become complacent and boring and gain weight without the normal affects of age is just unnatural.  Thats why your dog wears pink Shoko.

Will not get my dog fixed.  Thats like someone asking me to do the same thing to myself.  HELL NO.

Alex, my advice, house break him.  And if you cant, invest in a $40 run chain or a small dog house and kennel for the coyote problem.

Raz

Hes House Broken For the most part.. does fine, has his toys.. tommorrow I am going to Walmart and getting a collar with an adjustable electric fence.. as this is the first time he has ever ran i havnt needed to, He had been proving to be a very Trustworthy Dog in that aspect..

I dont want to have him snipped but the pros outweigh the cons for me.. if i get him snipped he will calm down, and stay close rto home, the health risks are much much less.. As By Shy's advice I have been letting him become a fully fledge male, so he will behave and act like a male dog.. he wont be gender confused like other male dogs that were fixed shortly after birth... The risk of him getting Dog Cancer is much less with him being snipped so I had always planned on it.. but I do see your point.. it makes me feel like the bad person as Im having it done to him.. To know that Im taking him to a place to get rid of his favorite licking objects justs seems mean to me.. but not having my dog is something I dont want to deal with.. so Thank you for the Advice
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Taryn on October 10, 2009, 11:32:36 AM
I agree with Raz... House break him, if that doesn't work, try the run chain with the small dog house... The three dogs at my parent's/sister's house are house broken, but they are mostly outside dogs, they are fenced in, but they were also considering putting in a dog run like the former neighbor had for his 4 dogs... ran the length of the property line in the backyard, and kept them out of trouble and the female dogs that were in heat from getting to them...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 10, 2009, 11:53:42 AM
I see, but just as an afterthought....because Im funny like that...did you know your are more likely to get testicular cancer and any other form of cancer than your dog will?  Maybe we can have you fixed and that will help you in the long run?   ;D

A dogs hyperactivity depends on how you deal with him and train him in his younger stages.  Control is the key.  Doesnt matter if he's fixed or not.  The greatest advantage of fixing him is no dripping, and not lil hannibals running around.  Otherwise, everything else is a behavior modification due to training and what he is exposed to and how he is controlled.  The electric fence might work, though for my dog he just thinks it was made to tickle him.

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
I see, but just as an afterthought....because Im funny like that...did you know your are more likely to get testicular cancer and any other form of cancer than your dog will?  Maybe we can have you fixed and that will help you in the long run?   ;D

A dogs hyperactivity depends on how you deal with him and train him in his younger stages.  Control is the key.  Doesnt matter if he's fixed or not.  The greatest advantage of fixing him is no dripping, and not lil hannibals running around.  Otherwise, everything else is a behavior modification due to training and what he is exposed to and how he is controlled.  The electric fence might work, though for my dog he just thinks it was made to tickle him.

Raz

lol i figured you would reply with something like that.. and Thats a big Negative on me getting fixed.. I do agree with you on im not making my dog do anything That i wouldnt want done to myself but this is the exception..

And what Kind Of dog do you Have Raz?
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 10, 2009, 12:06:42 PM
Brindle Pit Bull Terrier...Redboy, Jocko and Boudreaux bloodlines...gives him his jaw strength and his hyperactivity and "gameness".  Meaning he'll protect till he is dead.

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 12:20:16 PM
Brindle Pit Bull Terrier...Redboy, Jocko and Boudreaux bloodlines...gives him his jaw strength and his hyperactivity and "gameness".  Meaning he'll protect till he is dead.

Raz

Sounds Like a very cool dog..
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2009, 02:20:35 PM
Im Home and hes here. needless to say tommorrow ill be fortifying a pen outside.. and making sure he stays home.. I think he was happy to see me too..
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 10, 2009, 03:55:37 PM
I am so glad he came home.  I do agree with you though Wapike, he needs to be neutered..
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 10, 2009, 06:45:32 PM
I am so glad he came home.  I do agree with you though Wapike, he needs to be neutered..

You simply feel all men should be neutered, no matter the species.

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 10, 2009, 06:51:44 PM
nah.. but might make an exception in your case.. -s-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 10, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
nah.. but might make an exception in your case.. -s-

OoooOO...does that mean you are the one doing it?

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 11, 2009, 05:21:51 AM
but of course.. can you think of any more qualified?  I am stock tender you know -smiles sweetly-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 11, 2009, 08:10:36 AM
but of course.. can you think of any more qualified?  I am stock tender you know -smiles sweetly-

Oh awesome...you get to be handling...me...*wiggles brows as I think about your hands having to come to grips with being on me* 

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 11, 2009, 01:46:02 PM
oh I wont have any problems coming to grips with my hands being on you.. however, bein a bit of a farm girl, you might have to come to terms with the way I decide to handle the proceedure.. might just have to go old school on you
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 11, 2009, 05:39:14 PM
blinks and really wonders a moment.. but just stays quiet
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 11, 2009, 05:54:50 PM
oh I wont have any problems coming to grips with my hands being on you.. however, bein a bit of a farm girl, you might have to come to terms with the way I decide to handle the proceedure.. might just have to go old school on you

HR,

You do remember who I am dont you?  Oh such pleasures that await... :-*

The UnHoly One

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 11, 2009, 06:10:13 PM
Thinks this interface between HR and the UnHoly Deity.... is NOT A GOOD IDEA.......I'm not ready for the world to shatter into a million pieces.... and since the UnHoly Deity is my brother what the hell does that make me????/
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 11, 2009, 06:13:22 PM
Sinfully sweet?  Remeber...we like sin...in all its forms and all that is taboo too.

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 11, 2009, 06:14:46 PM
oh Unholy one, you dont remember receiving your pink slip?  perhaps you didnt notice security when they came to remove you from my new office.  it isnt a bad dream.. your all awake like.. -smiles-  your things are in a box outside the back door conviently located next to the dumpster -grins-

love and kisses

HR

ps, we have cancelled your health insurance
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 11, 2009, 06:25:48 PM
Oh yes...I got the pink slip.  Thanks, I needed the tp.  Im glad you like the office, it was too small for me.  Bad dreams?  *quirks a brow*  But I like bad dreams.  You have my lunchbox by the dumpster?  Why?  There is more food in the dumpster.

Oh, yes, HR...Human Resources...uhm...you work for the Board of Directors...They cant call for my resignation nor firing, see, they happen to be incapacitated, or is that decapitated?  Oh bother.  Due to the current economy, this firm is downsizing and of course with the lack in sizeable worker force, well, human resources arent really needed.  Too much money being applied to HR when, Heaven, you are HR!  Human Resources...so, Im sending you and your staff where it will do much better...with the Humans.  Up there.  

The UnHoly One

ps...There is a new position opened up with the downsizing of Human Resources, it is now MR...Minionette Resources.  All the males ie, normal minions, your services are not longer required, you can go with HR.

pps...I have strawbaby poptarts, cookies, oreos, paddles, rope, and an infinite supply of....bubbles!

ppps...I also have cute baby girl... ;D
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on October 11, 2009, 07:06:49 PM
ppps...I also have cute baby girl... ;D

I vote Raz wins
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: familure{TD} on October 11, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
pps...I have strawbaby poptarts, cookies, oreos, paddles, rope, and an infinite supply of....bubbles!

ppps...I also have cute baby girl... ;D

ahh hell...like i ever had a choice. 'cides...i like the heat

-da blonde minionette
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on October 12, 2009, 05:28:24 AM
-just smirks- interesting.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Hippie on October 12, 2009, 09:50:11 AM
Here is another thought when you have your dog neutered, Wapike.

"There is a solution for pet owners who want the health and behavior benefits of neutering, while also maintaining that "manly" appearance of an intact male pet - Neuticles..

Neuticles are testicular implants made from human-grade materials. They are available in many sizes, from very small, for cats and small dogs to very large, for bulls, horses and other large domestic animals."

hehe....Now I've heard of everything.......
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 12, 2009, 10:35:14 AM
Here is another thought when you have your dog neutered, Wapike.

"There is a solution for pet owners who want the health and behavior benefits of neutering, while also maintaining that "manly" appearance of an intact male pet - Neuticles..

Neuticles are testicular implants made from human-grade materials. They are available in many sizes, from very small, for cats and small dogs to very large, for bulls, horses and other large domestic animals."

hehe....Now I've heard of everything.......

.. hmm well thats instersting.. i dont think ill do that but its interesting to know none the less.. and yes now I have heard of everything lol
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 12, 2009, 03:40:48 PM
but do you have homemade pumpkin fudge.. and lots and lots of flavored coffee.. tonights flavor chocolate eclair -sips- dont think so..

Woobie... what am I.. confirmed on facebook?
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 12, 2009, 05:25:24 PM
but do you have homemade pumpkin fudge.. and lots and lots of flavored coffee.. tonights flavor chocolate eclair -sips- dont think so..

Woobie... what am I.. confirmed on facebook?

Well, no pumpkin fudge, but...there is brownies, banana bread, pineapple bread, pumpkin bread, homemade ice cream, Sunday home cooking, and yes...access to lots and lots of flavored coffee.  *eases back and relaxes*  so, rethink it.

 ;D

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 12, 2009, 05:35:44 PM
you may use the title all you wish..  it does not make you the unholy one.. you are a minion and do no realize it.. and that is ok, we can get you help.  it will be ok.. 

ps.. you cant get rid of me.. im union -smiles sweetly-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 12, 2009, 05:45:25 PM
See that is where you are delusional.  Union...human term..for those that think they have rights.  You have none.  You are HR...you can apply the union back up top, there, "rights" of workers are actually cared about.  Like I care for the rights of my workers.  All the smiling sweetly, well that is evident right there you are not worthy of the darkside.  There's no smiling sweetly on the darkside, you smile like a human all caring and loving...blah.  You have been weighed, you have been measured (btw, you must be this tall to remain) and you have been found wanting.  Find some stilleto's with skulls preferabbly, some fishnets with rips, get a bit paler...and for satan's sake, get a bit more devious.  All that sweetness...makes me think you have stock in splenda.

The UnHoly One.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 12, 2009, 06:00:20 PM
acutally I do take stock in spenda.. and by the way .. the sweet smiles.. toots.. I would smile sweetly while slicing you to bits.. its just how I am.. -shrugs- it is from taking pure enjoyment of my work..  looking sullen all the time.. that doesnt really draw in alot of people now does it.  as far as being this all to remain -looks down at the top of your head-  if I have been found wanting you my freind are an oompa loompa..  I have all the deviousness I need, I can not help it you do not see it.  I do not do stilletos and the only way they would have a skull on them is if they were impaled upon one.  and I couldnt get more pale, if I was I would be translucent..

then there is the old saying.. Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.. 

the real UnHoly one, accept no subsitutions
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 12, 2009, 06:13:55 PM
Awww...how nice...a quote from The Mourning Bride.  That's so humanly of you.  You can wish, you can pray, you can hope, but really, slicing someone to bits?   ::)  Do be a bit more creative?  I have seen your deviousnees...it fell short hiding behind a minionette in the pool and of course the float.  Its ok, you can try your deviousness again, next year.  I am always open to second chances.  I know you dont do stilletos, is why I said find some to come back, because you wouldnt.  See...devious.  Translucent is close to invisible, so none see you coming and none know till its too late that they have been overcome with the darkside as it tends to sneak up on you and before you know it, you cannot escape.  See how I alluded to that?  Again...devious.  I never named myself the UnHoly One, remember, it was given to me, so there can be substitutions to the minds that imagine their worth.

And fury like a woman scorned...well sure...you know why right?  A woman that is rejected, or having a derision of something with indignation.  Means something has hurt her pride...Pride...One of my favorite sins.  And how fitting that you should use such a quote.

Didnt see that one?  Devious.

Thank you...you help make my case easier and easier.

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 12, 2009, 06:23:00 PM
my favorite sin... Vanity... your doin it right... -rme-

and I wasnt hiding I was tryin to stay warm..
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 12, 2009, 06:27:46 PM
*coughs*...uh...thats not a sin....let me help you remember....

Lust
Envy
Pride
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
Wrath

See...is why I am where I am and you...are just HR... ;)

Envy...YOU are doing it right by being so envious of my position.

pwnd

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 12, 2009, 06:29:09 PM
what do you think Pride is .....  um..VANITY.. -shakes head- ammature, sit down before you hurt yourself -noob
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 12, 2009, 08:55:13 PM
*cracking up*

She is the Angel of Darkness.. nods fast... *giggling crazy*. .and she called you a oompa loompa... *cracks uP more*


LOL
*scrams*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 12, 2009, 09:38:45 PM
Uhm...darlin...Vanity, is not a sin...it is a derivative of Pride...You know, excess appreciation of one's abilities or attractiveness.  You know, like how you are with me...Pride is the big guy that encompasses someone being vain...a sub definition...a branch of Pride...so...Look up your Cardinal Sins...look up Pride (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pride)...Look up Vanity (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/vanity)....  This isnt The Devil's Advocate and you sure aint no Al Pacino...Capiche?  Pride is not vanity, vanity is excessive pride...Ill give you partial credit since you are wracking your brain to keep up...so there is no ammature here...though, Ill help you...since you have having a hard time with correct definitions, sins and nouns...its amateur (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/amateur).

Now...step away from the computer and sleep...because you are really frying your brain trying to keep up with me.

Once more
pwnd
Now who's the noob?

Want a cookie?  It's sugar free...made with splenda...just for you.   ;D

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 12, 2009, 09:42:41 PM
*cracking up*

She is the Angel of Darkness.. nods fast... *giggling crazy*. .and she called you a oompa loompa... *cracks uP more*


LOL
*scrams*

Careful there...or next year, no bubbles...because I can unfix it.

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: kadi{MTC} on October 13, 2009, 03:58:32 AM
makes sure to bring lots of bottles of bubbles to gathering next year for woobie
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 13, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
Bring all the bottles you want...its just like dish detergent.  But that dont mean the machine will work or the lil bubble wands will not get lost... ;D

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 13, 2009, 03:07:12 PM
hey.. you forgot Lucifer -lol-

*cracking up*

She is the Angel of Darkness.. nods fast... *giggling crazy*. .and she called you a oompa loompa... *cracks uP more*


LOL
*scrams*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 13, 2009, 03:08:30 PM
dont worry woobies.. I can fix the machine.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 13, 2009, 03:12:02 PM
you do realize that there are other sins other then what is mentioned with in the seven deadly right? you were the first to mention the deadly ones.. not me, so just to fill ya in, they are..  but as the "unholy one" I would have thought that you would have known that instead of just going right to those.. -shakes head-  pity...
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 13, 2009, 03:40:30 PM
Oh of course there are...but slow down there and breathe...then think.  The 7 Cardinal sins are thus categorized as such because of why?  Shhhhhh...no no...I said think.  *plays the jeopardy think song*  Ok...because the rest can fall in the categories of the 7 Cardinal!  Wow...who would have thought?  See...the UnHoly One, happens to know the varoius religions on earth, understands them, and knows how to argue them... ;) 

For you to be in contention...you must first breathe, think, take your time, weigh all the possible avenues of approach or in this case rebuttal then formulate a carefully considered answer.  Unless of course you are just a natural at it...like...the UnHoly One...wow, again, who would have thought it?

You see...try as you might with these pitiful replies and sly remarks of pity this and noob that etc...if you use that think tank, you would actually see the logic of my approach.  But, again, classification, limits you to simply HR...with the humans...not even a minion who could see at least some of these. 

So, let me return you the favor you so graciously tried to give me...*shakes head* pity...

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 13, 2009, 04:39:16 PM
draws the fine line...............
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 13, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
*snorts*  You cannot think to tempt the UnHoly One... ;D

See...devious.

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 13, 2009, 05:19:01 PM
I am not trying to tempt any... quite the contrary.. tread lightly..
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 13, 2009, 05:33:50 PM
Aww...there you go with these promises again...  *stomp stomp*

*insert evil laugh here*

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 13, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
very well.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 13, 2009, 05:39:20 PM
 ;D

Once again...the deviousness of me is actually proving a secondary point...and not just here.

It is this point I will divulge when the time is right. 

The UnHoly One
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 14, 2009, 06:24:19 PM
Also, another alternative approach to neutering because your dog might get that urge and run away...

Zoombak (http://www.zoombak.com/products/pet/)

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 14, 2009, 06:28:45 PM
what happens if the collar/instrument is removed?
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Taryn on October 14, 2009, 11:47:39 PM
A thought that has always crossed my mind when I hear about male dogs escaping due to finding a piece of ass... why doesn't the owners of their female animals get them spayed, I found out when I had to neuter my Boo-Boo Kitty, no I didn't name him that it was the only name he came to, I kept being told I should have gotten a female cat or dog, because they are cheaper to get spayed... Never was able to get him neutered, he died shortly afterward from being poisoned by the manager, who seemed to be doing it to all the animals in the trailer park... ~growls~ His rule was, if it was an outside animal it had to be leashed, especially cats... ~RME and tries to count to calm down again and heads out~
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Hippie on October 15, 2009, 05:37:18 AM
I had a microchip put in our dog by the vet. It only cost $25.00.
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 15, 2009, 06:41:54 AM
what happens if the collar/instrument is removed?

Then you have the last known location and can go from there.

Personally, my dog is chipped.

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Shylina Marie on October 15, 2009, 01:48:32 PM
my animals are chipped....all 6 of them.... just in case... and all my animals except the youngest boys are neutered.... there are too many animals out there that dont' have homes and lets face it people are irresponsible enough to not take care of their pets when they are in breeding season which leads to more animals with no homes.  its about responsibility...I have one that only had one testicle drop and because the other is up in his groin area the vet elected to neutered because it could lead an other health concerns... to neuter or not to neuter is a choice... just as being responsible as an owner is a choice.

Shy aka Tina
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: ndndancer on October 16, 2009, 03:23:18 PM
"Roaming" is natural for male dogs, especially those with all their equipment.  About 90% of the problems with roaming dogs can be taken care of with neutering, for the other !0%, figuring out why they roam is key.

Is he bored?  Does he have enough toys and stuff when you're gone to keep him occupied?  You might have to increase his physical activity each day.  Maybe a run in the morning and a run in the evening?

Is he afraid of something?  Some dogs get afraid of thunderstorms and will run and run until they feel safe.  That goes for anything that makes them afraid. 

Breeds play a part in this too.  Huskies or husky crosses are notorious for running away, wandering.  It's thought that since they're just one step from the wild, they're more prone.  If they're a hunting dog, they too will "run" but the cause is to "chase" something.  I had this stupid neighbor cat who'd come traipsing through my yard to taunt one of my dogs.  He finally got him and that was the end of that! 

Mostly though, increasing his exercise routine will in most cases take care of the roaming behaviour. 

My vet told me, "You gotta think like a dog."  I never could wrap my head around the whole ball licking fascination though *G*.

Good luck!
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Raziel on October 16, 2009, 04:52:16 PM
Quote
My vet told me, "You gotta think like a dog."  I never could wrap my head around the whole ball licking fascination though *G*.

Really?  Well I doubt the dog has pockets to keep a wallet in so he has some place to keep his money where he can go to the "corner" and find some hooker-dog to lick his balls for him.  Some probably dont have girlfriends to do it for him either. 

Then, he sure as hell cant scratch them because he cant bend his legs enough to give his fellas a "hiya" doing or the inconspicuous rearrangement nudge.

What else is he to use?  No bitch to help him out...no wrist and elbow to bend in the right direction with opposable thumb to do it for him...that leaves....

Licking.

 :o

Raz
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: ndndancer on October 17, 2009, 01:30:50 PM
Quote
My vet told me, "You gotta think like a dog."  I never could wrap my head around the whole ball licking fascination though *G*.

Really?  Well I doubt the dog has pockets to keep a wallet in so he has some place to keep his money where he can go to the "corner" and find some hooker-dog to lick his balls for him.  Some probably dont have girlfriends to do it for him either. 

Then, he sure as hell cant scratch them because he cant bend his legs enough to give his fellas a "hiya" doing or the inconspicuous rearrangement nudge.

What else is he to use?  No bitch to help him out...no wrist and elbow to bend in the right direction with opposable thumb to do it for him...that leaves....

Licking.

 :o

Raz

Okay. *screws my fists into my eyes, trying to get rid of the wierd visuals*.... yikes!
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Daigon on October 17, 2009, 02:42:31 PM
*Thinks perhaps We need to start putting chips in the Tuchuk slaves? *Smirks*
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Medi on October 17, 2009, 03:37:24 PM
...MASTER!...

speaking for myself...how else would i get in trouble if i was 'chipped'.

i would probably find a way...

blows kisses...

amanda
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: prism {*RgR*1*} on October 18, 2009, 05:50:09 PM
*doesn't have to be chipped*

leaves a trail of devastation where ever I have been.. LOL...

Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on October 21, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
Also, another alternative approach to neutering because your dog might get that urge and run away...

Zoombak (http://www.zoombak.com/products/pet/)

Raz

this sounds like a really good idea!! there are other things like it out on the market too.... one even has a commercial of this mother loosing her kid -just laughs- Gizmo is microchipped, but then again microchipping really only works if the dog gets taken to a vet or shelter where they can scan it lol... but this zoombak thing... well it sounds perfect for your little roamer... maybe you could find out where he keeps going and getting all stinky -lol-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 26, 2009, 01:38:21 PM
Well its done he has been fixed and on his way home now. My parents went to get him.  He made it through fine and is a ok. He got an excellant bill of health as the doc apparently was impressed with how well his coat looked *winks to Shylina*  later all have a good one and I'm off to home to feed my dog a steak
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: rep on October 26, 2009, 03:15:03 PM
she is glad it went well Master

kiah{MTC}
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Lilac on October 26, 2009, 03:25:17 PM
am happy to hear he is home and all was well.. -hugs to both-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Fishy! on October 26, 2009, 04:37:51 PM
good! im glad to hear everything went well
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: razz|n.o.i.r on October 29, 2009, 08:53:12 AM
Totem/Baby is fixed...-l-

Good to hear it went well, and that the bugger hasn't taken it out on you by...Crapping on your bed. -grins n skitters-
Title: Re: Where I have been
Post by: Alex on October 29, 2009, 12:54:52 PM
Totem/Baby is fixed...-l-

Good to hear it went well, and that the bugger hasn't taken it out on you by...Crapping on your bed. -grins n skitters-

he has his moments, one morning he woke me up by putting his really cold nose right in the middle of my forhead and then proceeding to puke to the left of my head.. lol he needed to go out i guess..