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Offline Raziel

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Well Hell
« on: November 13, 2008, 05:57:46 PM »
Well, hell, since everyone is posting something as for updates, Im going to post mine.

I go to see the mental health department tomorrow.

They think Im mental apparently or suffereing from PTSD and the like.  I just told them that I was born a hermit and an asshole.  Apparently my answers to some of their questions like;

"Do you feel that your life is limited, like you have reached your potential and are simply waiting for the end?" 
Of course my answer was the truth,

"Well, when we are born we are on the road to death so, I think I've done alot and all thats left is to see what death has to offer by way of a challenge, dont you think?" 

"Do you have problems sleeping?"

"Im old, what do you think?"

"Do you feel like you are always on guard?"

"Well, if death is all that is left for me to beat up then yeah because who knows when he is going to sneak up on you and catch you off guard."

"Are you irritable or have outbursts of anger?"

"Only towards people that ask alot of questions."

"Do you have problems concentrating?"

"Does that apply to sexy women or sex in general?"

So, it's off to see the wizard for me.

Wish me luck!! 

Raz
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2008, 06:00:35 PM »
JFDLMTAO!!!  :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2008, 06:06:31 PM »
chuckles softly... well.. damn...
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2008, 06:45:34 PM »
Yeah.. that would be why they think you're absolutely mental.  We all know it's just normal for you, but they apparently think you're psychotic.  Oh well.  Hopefully they won't find you a wonderful rubber room with a hug me jacket.
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2008, 08:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Raziel on November 13, 2008, 05:57:46 PM
Well, hell, since everyone is posting something as for updates, Im going to post mine.

I go to see the mental health department tomorrow.

They think Im mental apparently or suffereing from PTSD and the like.  I just told them that I was born a hermit and an asshole.  Apparently my answers to some of their questions like;

"Do you feel that your life is limited, like you have reached your potential and are simply waiting for the end?" 
Of course my answer was the truth,

"Well, when we are born we are on the road to death so, I think I've done alot and all thats left is to see what death has to offer by way of a challenge, dont you think?" 

"Do you have problems sleeping?"

"Im old, what do you think?"

"Do you feel like you are always on guard?"

"Well, if death is all that is left for me to beat up then yeah because who knows when he is going to sneak up on you and catch you off guard."

"Are you irritable or have outbursts of anger?"

"Only towards people that ask alot of questions."

"Do you have problems concentrating?"

"Does that apply to sexy women or sex in general?"

So, it's off to see the wizard for me.

Wish me luck!! 

Raz


sounds good to me..lol. wishes You well Master
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 09:07:08 PM »
*breaks out into a song*

They're coming to take you away aha! They're coming to take you away! With little white jackets and lil white straps, they're coming to take you away!

*whispers*

They'll bend you over the couch. Smack your ass and call you george. -

Sanity is overrated. Didn't you tell them that you've a lil Savage ex-panther that likes to smack your ass and call you shirley?

Best of luck!! *helps you out by killing the sentimentality*

Bring us some happy pills, Sybil!
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Offline prism {*RgR*1*}

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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 06:49:52 AM »
*laughs*

If they don't like your answers, please don't tell them where to find me..

They diagnosed me a long time ago with PTSD and also certified me as homicidal..
The interesting sidenote is that they said I was a little unusual because most people with PTSD are suicidal rather than homicidal. 

I said " Hey, I didn't create the situation that did this to me.. I just want to kill the bastards that did"  What's so wrong with that?

If they try to stick you in a rubber room, you can always hide out here. I can relate.. *G*
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 09:43:24 AM »
Hey join the club is right.  I always thought that everyone was like me and I was normal than 20 years ago I find out I am Manic depressive without the depressive tendencies.   Now it is called Bi Polar.  Crap, I am not normal.  Oh well..... Now I know what has be wrong with my mom all these years and i thought she was normal too.  lol   Of course she did not want to hear it.. snicker

OH yea  never pays to tell the truth to them head Drs.  You will always end up getting sent to some other Dr.  Avoid the Lithium or Librium  turns you into a couch potato trust me.  I take no drugs I just deal.

I wish you the best.
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 11:11:07 AM »
snare i cant get that song out of my head now lol
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Offline Raziel

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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 04:46:44 PM »
Well, ok...the doctor said "I do feel you are mentally ill, suffering from traumatic experiences due to your military service.  You fit the requirements of PTSD but not PTSD.  You also fit the requirements of having an anxiety disorder but in general not specific.  I also see some depression but not categorically specific."

And they say Im mental.  And funny if you look up PTSD, those are symptoms right there.  I go to see another person for therapy, either individual or group as well as set up paperwork to try and get compensation for a service connected disability.

He did give me drugs for suicidality and anti depression, but it says its for depression or anxiety.  Doesnt take much to fool the shrinks huh?  Pathetic, all that money wasted on a quack who is cracked himself.

Raz
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 09:32:56 PM »
LOL

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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2008, 05:17:45 AM »
Oh, by the way, in case someone was wondering..

Im not mental, I just do very bad things, and I do them very well.

Raz
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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2008, 06:22:47 AM »
Raz....... I thought that classified you the same as they classified me..... its called being a "CREATIVE THINKER"...... they test us for that at war college..... hmmmmm since they also said i have classic PTSD and CSD.... as well as depression.  their biggest concern is my love of pyrotechnics....  one doc asked a long time ago..... So.... Why did a farm girl from south mississippi louisiana join the navy......my answer was precise...... " TO BLOW SHIT UP....... and well maybe get to travel past the state line once or twice."   How that pastry Chef from the waldorf in NYC got drunk and gave up all their secrets.... I'll never telllllllllllllllllllllll.


Smiles.... hands you the blue va scrubs... and says welcome to the big show..... bring your own popcorn... they won't let you have any of theirs.

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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2008, 08:26:53 PM »
Well Hell Dude.....

I could of told You all of that for FREE!!!     * JDFL*




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Re: Well Hell
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 03:19:01 PM »
If they put my True in a straight jacket, just ask for Vala.

She makes the most adorable "Choo choo" sounds at feeding time!!!
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