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Offline Hippie

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Probably going to Hell
« on: June 15, 2010, 10:20:43 AM »
"Touch Down Jesus/Big Butter Jesus" struck by lighting and burns to the ground. Ok...I am probaly going to hell, but I find this very humorous. That statue always gave me the creeps at night. When I heard it burnt down all I could think about was Heywood Banks' song "Big Butter Jesus"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg. I keep picturing a huge lake of butter and corn on the cob...Hehe...Just can't stop laughing.



6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning

MONROE, Ohio – A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.

The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

The lightning strike set the statue ablaze around 11:15 p.m., Monroe police dispatchers said.

The sculpture, 62 feet tall and 40 feet wide at the base, showed Jesus from the torso up and was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because of the way the arms were raised, similar to a referee signaling a touchdown. It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday.

The fire spread from the statue to an adjacent amphitheater but was confined to the attic area, and no one was injured, police Chief Mark Neu said. The fire department would release a monetary damage estimate Tuesday, he said.

Travelers on Interstate 75 often were startled to come upon the huge statue by the roadside, but many said America needs more symbols like it. So many people stopped at the church campus that church officials had to build a walkway to accommodate them.

The 4,000-member, nondenominational church was founded by former horse trader Lawrence Bishop and his wife. Bishop said in 2004 he was trying to help people, not impress them, with the statue. He said his wife proposed the Jesus figure as a beacon of hope and salvation, and they spent about $250,000 to finance it.
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Re: Probably going to Hell
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 12:17:29 PM »
If I offended anyone with this I apoligize.

Peace,
Hippie
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Re: Probably going to Hell
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 03:53:57 PM »
If I offended anyone with this I apoligize.

Peace,
Hippie

No offense here Hippie, the only thing I find offensive is that they spent $250,000 to finance it and it was only made of plastic foam and fiberglass.  Whoooooooo did someone get them.

Raz

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Re: Probably going to Hell
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 04:56:59 PM »
LMAO good point

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Re: Probably going to Hell
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 05:24:26 PM »
*Facepalms*

Offline Fishy!

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Re: Probably going to Hell
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 09:56:57 PM »
Ari might have to correct me on this... but I believe there is a huge jesus on the way up to vegas... it like that one is freaking creepy!!

but I agree with Raz they spent a quarter of a million dollars and they got a pile of jesus shaped fire hazard.

its funny that it burnt down but I almost feel bad for those people, they obliviously got ripped off.

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Re: Probably going to Hell
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 01:01:10 PM »
has sooooooooo got better uses for a quarter of a million dollars...

and correct me if I am wrong. but I could have sworn that in the laws handed down to moses. it states... Thou Shalt not have any carved  image before me.  its the second commandment.
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