The very large man, fond of the slip of a girl, and inclined to cater to her whims because, hey, she amused him to no end, thought and thought.. then he summoned a council of councellors and they went into the wagon to ponder...
After much debate, while loud burping and farting and gagging noises were heard from within the wagon.. the council emerged.. some still green, some shaking their heads, some laughing, most eyes (that weren't still watering) twinkling with their amusement.... as a herald pronounced...
Pink has become the tribal color, and our new obsession. Like bing on a cherry.. We can all be flamingos during any celebrations!.. Also, the slip of a girl will have her mini-me and they will be given a wagon of their own to haul around their sparklies.. served by thralls, and driven by pink bosk. They shall be allowed to fill the wagon with whatever they wish.. In addition, they will be given rocks to throw (pink rocks, naturally) at whatever "just needs it".. And snows would not be allowed ..nosirnevernoteverevereverevereven!
The band of peoples rejoiced and chanted in their new pink kind of lingo...