A large group of Turian soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Tuchuk soldier is better than ten Turians".
The Turian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill whereupon a sword-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Tuchuk is better than one hundred Turians."
Furious, the Turian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge sword and spear fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Tuchuk voice calls out again: "One Tuchuk is better than one thousand Turians"
The enraged Turian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. The sound of swords, knives, arrows and spears striking against shields and helmets ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then Silence. Eventually one badly wounded Turian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."
...Rags and Raziel just wanted a little bit of exercise before returning to Camp after shopping for their Ladies at the Point...
...(I stole this...I just edited it....
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