At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Tuchuks view
At last a Tuchuk has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the Tuchuks' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the pot chamber. You're a big girl. If it's full?, get a slave to empty it. We need it Get it ready, you are the FW get it done. You don't hear us complaining about it be full only about to get it empty. 1. Sunday Tuchuks Recreations. It's like the full moons or the changing of the tides. only WE do it right. 1. Shopping/Raid is NOT a Recreation. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying will boost OUR ego. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: do it nicely! ordering will not work! batting of eyes as hints do not work! Just say it nicely! 1. Yes and YES ... are perfectly acceptable answers to OUR ORDERS. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want fly to the other side of the camp. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your FWfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a Healer..if continue then a collar will help. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact we dont care to, all comments become null and void after one hand. 1. If you won't dress like the Tuchuk's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like a City guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us...stop eating the chocolate we give to the slaves. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant to do that. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. we not goin to anyway. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say before or after a raid. 1. Tarl Cabot did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL Men of Tuchuk see in only the scars colors, like wagon default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. ramberry is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is ..nor we care. 1. If it itches, a slave will scratch it . We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will smack you. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle of talking . 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,don't ask..we don't answer anyway. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely stop asking to come along...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as slaveflesh, the bows formation, or monster kaillas. 1. You have enough clothes.don't need city robes 1. You have too many shoes.tell Ubar to stop making you more 1. I am in shape. if you say i am not ..you will be out of shape ...Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep in the sleen's pen tonight; but did you know tuchuks really don't mind that? It's like be out on patrol.runs to hide under her Master's furs laughing
