I'm a monkey -- ook, ook.
"Monkey year people are skillful, talented and flexible. They are also very original, creative and sensible. They have poor opinions of others and can be strong willed and short-tempered. They are compatible with Dragon, Rat, Rabbit, Sheep and Dog year people; incompatible with Serpent, Boar and Tiger year people."
I wish they had the phrase "when such are warranted" after the whole "poor opinions of other people" thing. I'm far from a snob. *L*