April 16, 2006
*after faxing in my Sunday gossip column I stayed at my computer, opening up my private journal*
I'm pleased that Eva seemed to hit it off with Donivan last night. I know I'm not the right female for him. He needs a girl of his own, not a gossip columnist like me, that's well known for my relationship with famous guys like Diego, Ben Jason and even Bobby. My fun in the sun with Anne Heche will no doubt come up in the future.
It was better that I backed off before we did the horizontal rumba, although the foreplay on Friday night was fantastic. He just deserves a girl partner of his own. Maybe Eva isn't even the best choice, but I knew her stunning, seductive beauty would at least get his attention. I want to remain his close friend and confidant, somebody he can bounce ideas off here in the Big Apple.
I hope she honestly tells him about her famous divorce from Walter Macy, before he hears it elsewhere. Walter Macy was the editor of The National Inquirer before he was arrested and jailed for buying that stolen painting. Walter divorced Eva after he found out she was supposedly sleeping with Bobby Campbell, the famous fashion photographer. We'll never know for sure if she actually cheated on Walter with Bobby, but my guess has to be yes. Bobby is clever and uses his photo shoots to get a lot of women in bed. I'm not sure who really seduced whom in our little affair. Hell, I'm as bad as he is.
Rachel keeps saying her true love is Mike Miller, but I know Mike's too busy to keep her satisfied. She has Gino Caruso, Bobby Campbell and now even Jason Maloney sniffing around. I respect the silence I always get when I poke her with questions.
I was the first loser in the masturbation contest between Rachel, Gino and me, but I can blame that on Donivan. He is one handsome man and after refraining from raping him, I needed relief.
*closing my journal and smiling as I head for bed and more relief. At least I've already paid the Piper in the contest. I hope Gino and Rach are both tossing and turning if they still haven't caved in*
