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Offline Huntress

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OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« on: December 31, 2006, 08:43:11 PM »
Ok I suck at telling jokes but this is good....


A woman and a man go on a date, she invites him back to her house. As they enter the bedroom the man notices several shelves of stuffed animals, smaller ones on the bottom and the sizes continue on getting bigger as it reaches the top shelf. The woman and man have what he thinks is awesome sex, so when he wakes up the next morning he reaches over taps her gently and says: " So what ya think baby?"... The the woman replies: " You can have something from the bottom shelf."



*LMAO*

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2006, 11:26:15 PM »
OMG, FABulous! hehehehehehe

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 05:31:09 AM »
egawds....

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2007, 08:46:28 AM »
*howling*

now, I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there..


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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2007, 03:23:03 PM »
Now that was damn funny Sis !!!
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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2007, 06:02:10 PM »
- chuckles and shakes head - I love my Family ....
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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2007, 07:23:46 PM »
~jdl~...yeah...that is funny! hehehehe

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2007, 04:12:03 AM »
well..... at least it wasn't a door prize...*snickers*

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 02:16:35 PM »
door prize??

is that where you say to him...

yeah, you're a real prize... there's the door...

and point his way out??

*saintly look*
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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 07:09:42 PM »
chuckles.....good one sis

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2007, 01:23:06 PM »
huh???????ya mean we get prizes??????

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Re: OMG this made me laugh sooo hard...
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2007, 05:40:01 PM »
*looks at Redbeard and cracks uPP!*

you can pick something from Mistress Sidona's pocket...

*cheezy grin*
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