da board, da board, kay

[zingela]

gee... thanks fred.

[kay]

Heather....I will have to download your song and listen to it.  I love the song 'All That Jazz'.  I'm sure it will be marvelous darling...simply marvelous I'll be kind like Paula, but honest like Simon.

fred....I was so sad to see Chris go *shakes my head*
NOW pass some of that chocolate over here please!  I love Dove's dark chocolate.  I like reading the lil messages inside the candy wrapper....laughs

Hmmmmmmmmmmm can one ODC???  lol

[fred]

-- taking care of business, now:

1) ~Heather~  the computer I use here? does not have a 'soundboard' install in it.  I too, will download this weekend and listen to it.  Have a good weekend.
2) I found Carol's cow grazing out, back
                                                       it ain't NO bull!

3) and kay..................... you MOTHER!

Yes. ~Happy Mother's Day~ this sunday,  not just to you, kay, but to ALL MOTHERs, everywhere.. for without youS -- where would we be?

~Happy Mother's Day~

4) now passes kay, another Dove chocolate

[zingela]

*steals the Dove chocolate, realizes she likes Godiva better, and gives kay the half-eaten chocolate back*

 

Sorry fred... but it's chocolate.  I couldn't resist.   

[kay]

Thank you for the Mother's Day wishes fred ~big hugs~
Being a mom is very rewarding!  We are always on call even when we are empty nesters.  You never know when they have a question or need advice on something.  I wouldn't trade it in for anything in the world!
*takes the Dove chocolate*....unwraps it....puts it in my mouth....and reads the lil message.  
*looks over at fred*  whoa!  thanks!

Hedder Hedder Hedder!  *takes one of your Godiva chocolates*  Those are great! I like them so much that I will *take two more*

Happy Mother's Day!

[kay]

Heather....I listened to your song *nods*
The Paula in me would say....marvelous darling....simply marvelous.  I'm proud of you....a star is born
The Simon in me would say....it was good Heather....very good.  Your voice was articulate and sultry.  The first time listening to it, there might have been a small part in the middle or towards the end that might need changing, but then listening to it a second time, I felt different.  So Heather, you have made it through to the next round

kay says....I enjoyed it Heather.  Congrats on a job well done *claps* *hugs*

~waves to fred and grabs a Dove~  ~hugs~

[fred]

~Heather~ I too, listened to the song and thought like kay: 

           "The next American Idol"

YES!  (a very melodious voice with great range and expession) SO, on to the next round! but.........

-- but unfortunately, from our judges:   there seems to be a problem with the information on your form for: 'competing in the singing competition'?  under the information re: previous arrest record? 

Ooooo, oo, OO  .....kay..........................I got this great NEW idea?  Let's promote a new TV reality SHOW.
Let's call it:

            "The next American Fetish"

Just think about............ the fetishes are endless?  and everyone has at least, ONE? -many have multiples?
NOW, who do you think we should get for our judges?

-and NO more DOVE bars for you, young lady.............. the promotional TV series awaits.

[fred]

 
! Great NEWS ~Heather~ !

Our judges have comfirmed that: "all charges were down, for lack of evidence"

You're back!  'competing in the singing competition'.

_{aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we were wondering?  You got any good fetishes?}

kay.............. I am wathcing you sneaking that Dove candy bar.
_{and speaking of fetishes?  I won't ever, mention yours}   

[zingela]

*curtsies*  thank you, thank you!  *takes my roses and says:*

I'd like to thank the Academy for this lovely award...

[kay]

fred....never you mind about my fetishes and quit watching me sneak that dove candy bar *hands on my hips*  

*claps for Heather*  yay......hip hip hooray! 

[fred]

           
kay..............

NOT to worry............
I have found our first contestant:

       

[Helen]

*walks in carrying a tray of chocolate chip cookies* Guess who's arrived guys! *LOL*
Hey fred and Kay, how the heck are ya?

[zingela]

I feel like we're having a family reunion!



fred!  Get off that woman's lap!

[kay]

fred fred!!! *jumps up and down*  Look who left us chocolate chip cookies!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *takes the tray of cookies* and gives you ONE!  laughs

Helen!!!!!!!!!  What a pleasure it is to see YOU!  It's about time too!  I was thinking I would never have another one of your cookies!  They are the best you know!  I'll give fred another one or two....not to worry....laughs *hugs* I hope all is well with you.  We have missed you!

Oh Heather....I love reunions.....yay   Here have some chocolate chip cookies. They are da best!

~waves~ to fred with a cookie in each hand....nenner nenner nenner

[fred]

     
kay...................

it is NOT nice, teasing fred and with those cookies.
                      you know...........I have my ways...................