New Game: Drunk or Kid

[Kimba~]

Ok, but the game is you are supposed if she did this when she was a kid, or when she was drunk.  And guess how old she was when she did it.

[RAGNAR]

Wapike is not big on rules either. Can you tell he is my Grandson? LOL

You have my permission to smack him around when he needs it.

 

[Medi]

OK, True, here is my entry.

Two friends of mine and I decided to construct a 'launcher' for water balloons.  We cobbled together two 2x4's into an 'X' shape, and then strung the top of the 'V' with six strands of surgical tubing.  A catchers mitt was tied at the back to hold the water balloon.  We took it out for a test at a local Elementary School playground, and planted the two ends at an angle to the ground.  My friends held the upright in place, and I placed the water balloon onto the mitt, and then pulled it back as far as I could, and let it fly.

The balloon not only cleared the field and the fence...it sailed into the nearby residential area.  We heard the sound of crashing glass, and so we gathered up our 'siege weapon' and beat feet away.

your launcher for you ballons.. just get a c cup or up bra... there ya go

LOL...that was our first thought, we could have fired two balloons at a time.  Problem was, we couldn't get the straps of the bra to stay attached to the surgical tubing.

[Kimba~]

Men often overestimate how stretchy bras are.  Guys, not much.

[Medi]

OK, I was 34, and 'tipsy', my two friends and I had drained two bottles of wine, and had opened a third.  And, no driving was involved, we carried our 'siege machine' and our ammunition during the two block walk to the 'test area'.

Long story...it makes sense...once I explain it...

[Medi]

Wapike is not big on rules either. Can you tell he is my Grandson? LOL

You have my permission to smack him around when he needs it.

 

(Hands Kimba a #12 frying pan)

You may also ask Wapike how he got the nickname 'Iron Nuts'
 

[Medi]

Looks like Rags won again...he was the only one who said I was an adult
 

[RAGNAR]

The blunt skippy...

Several of us got together and decided it was time to put an end to a groundhog. Considering its hole and location, a rifle was deemed to not be the most practical method. We needed to make sure it was a one time attack and kill. We decided an explosive device was the route to go. Two and a half cans of black powder packed solid inside of pvc pipe with a fuse.

Great theory... poor execution. Too much powder, not enough fuse. My buddy that was elected to light the fuse was also not a fast runner.

Result(s);

A buddy that was temporarilly deafened and concussed to the point of total confuzzlement. (But we did get him to his front porch before abandoning him.)

Rocks dirt and debris showering the area.

Windows in homes broken from the blast alone.

What can be only described as a crater where the groundhog's hole used to be.

Never did find the critter after that.

The rest of us suffered ringing ears for days.

[Taryn]

31 years old and very drunk...

Reminds me of the story of my bro-in-law, a groundhog (I believe), a shot gun, and a lot of beer... I was young, but remember the story told during certain family get togethers.. I might bring it up to him when I come out in December, after I find out if I am going to be speaking to him or not, due to an incident between him and my sister... ~growls and points to one of the insult venting posts by me~

[Medi]

LOL...I will venture a guess that you were a kid, about 16, Rags.  'Adult' men would have sat around and shared a beer, afterwards, while we women who loved you all would have shaken our heads, after watching the event from a very safe distance. 

We probably also would have brought you all ribeyes, cooked medium rare, and then retired to sip our white wine...and eagerly gossiped, knowing that you were all incapable of hearing anything that we said.

Your bj's would come later...(giggles)
 

[Kimba~]

I am gonna have to undercut Medi here, and go with 15.  I don't see Rags caring much about a groundhog as an adult.  I also have to wonder, if he keeps winning, how many explosion stories does he have?

[RAGNAR]

I am gonna have to undercut Medi here, and go with 15.  I don't see Rags caring much about a groundhog as an adult.  I also have to wonder, if he keeps winning, how many explosion stories does he have?

LOTS!!! But unfortuately, I am running out of partners in crime.   

[Taryn]

LOTS!!! But unfortuately, I am running out of partners in crime.   

You can borrow Ray... Or I can send you my bro-in-law, he doesn't necessarily have to return in one piece either...

[Medi]

I will send you my son, Rags, he loves to blow things up.
 

[Kimba~]

JFDL@Taryn!